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:lol: at those pictures.

 

I would honestly wrestle a black bear but if I encounter a spider any bigger than a 20 pence piece in my bedroom I turn into a jibbering wreck.

Agree totally, when i think about it i know how pathetic it is, but still. Im scared.

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I'm not really bothered about the size of spiders, it's their speed that worries me.. Like if one suddenly shoots across the floor I'll shit myself, but if there's one just on the wall staying still I'm not scared of it as such, but I'll remove it.

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

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I'm not really bothered about the size of spiders, it's their speed that worries me.. Like if one suddenly shoots across the floor I'll shit myself, but if there's one just on the wall staying still I'm not scared of it as such, but I'll remove it.

 

:nods:

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

 

Do spiders enjoy getting sucked off?

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

 

Do spiders enjoy getting sucked off?

 

There's only one way to find out.

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

 

Do spiders enjoy getting sucked off?

 

There's only one way to find out.

 

Reincarnation?

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

 

Do spiders enjoy getting sucked off?

 

There's only one way to find out.

 

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That doesn't make sense.

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Im that much of a pussy when it comes to spiders, I even invested in this spider catcher thing which sucks them off the wall like a hoover!!!  :flex:

 

Thing is though, I think Ive broke it cause the sucking power isnt nearly as strong as it once was and cant even suck the smallest of spiders off the wall anymore!  :doh:

 

Do spiders enjoy getting sucked off?

 

There's only one way to find out.

 

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That doesn't make sense.

 

I was suggesting that someone actually needs to suck off a spider, although if you want to make it a Harry Hill style battle between a spiders cock and someones open gob, then feel free.

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My brother asked me to hook the Xbox up to the living room telly as I was stood behind it in the conrer and he pushed it against the wall I said "Remind me why you can't do this" he said "Because there's a spider with Tattoo's and an eye patch in the corner." I've never worked so quick in my life.

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Hate the bastard things, probably because my mother used to chase me round the house with them as a kid.

 

:lol:

 

It's the ones with big legs I hate, if I see one I just half to kill it, luckily are cat likes eating them so we've had a spider drought for a couple of years.

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There was a point, about 94 I think, when we would find things the size of those bastards in the video in me mothers house - I took one out with a crutch one night (I had a broken ankle) and you could hear the thing scratching at the crutch trying to take it on in a fair fight.  We would mostly try and catch them in pint glasses but gave that up when they would block their descent half way down and attempt to get back put to get you!

 

That summer my mother was plugging the TV in when I had to beckon her over, as there was one of these big fuckers about two inches from her head.  She almost shat herself when I pointed it out to her from five foot away, so I dread to think what the reaction would have been if sh found herself eye-to-eye with the little bugger.

 

Haven't seen spiders like them since.  And never want to.

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