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No thread for it, so fuck it.

 

Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny.

 

Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is.

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No thread for it, so f*** it.

 

Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny.

 

Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is.

 

Yes.. agreed!

 

'Do women know about shrinkage?'

'These pretzels are making me thirsty?'

 

'Return the very pants i was wearing'

'The jerk store called they are running out of you!'

'Hello Newman!'

 

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GEORGE: "ffffft - fffffft"

 

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

 

GEORGE: No, Seven.

 

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

 

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...

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I don't know if this is funny to you, but this is just about the funniest thing Frank ever did. Even with his kid dead in a ditch, he can't stop himself from asking.

 

Think of Jay Buhner as either Les or Cole and it'll shed more light on it, I suppose.

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I love Cedric and Bob me!

 

"I tink eet's gorgeous completely, peek eet ap!"

"Baab!"

"Juss peek eet aaaaaap!"

"Hey, hey, what are you doin?"

"We're taking thees armoir, what does eet look like we're doing?"

"You can't take this, it  belongs to a friend of mine!!"

"ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU? COS EEF YOU WANT......... I CAN HURT YOU!"

 

 

 

 

"WHO? WHO ISS NAT WEARING THEE RRRIBBON?"

 

:mackems:

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Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man.

 

:lol:

 

"Moses smell the roses!"

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George: Excuse me, where are we?

 

Man: Earth.

 

Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! Some guy just gave me a wise answer. Ask that woman.

 

George: Excuse me Ms. which street are we on?

 

Woman: I don't know.

 

George: You don't know?

 

Woman: I don't know.

 

George: How come you don't know what street are you on?

 

Woman: You don't know.

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Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man.

 

:lol:

 

"Moses smell the roses!"

 

"More like a full-body dry heave set to music." :lol:

 

Just watched that episode again yesterday :lol:

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