Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 No thread for it, so fuck it. Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny. Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 No thread for it, so f*** it. Watching Seinfeld now. The scene where George watches them take the clothes off the Elaine mannequin never ever stops being funny. Should have a "Favourite Seinfeld quote/moment?" thread. Greatest comedy there is. Yes.. agreed! 'Do women know about shrinkage?' 'These pretzels are making me thirsty?' 'Return the very pants i was wearing' 'The jerk store called they are running out of you!' 'Hello Newman!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 GEORGE: "ffffft - fffffft" SUSAN: What is that? Sign language? GEORGE: No, Seven. SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious? GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 I don't know if this is funny to you, but this is just about the funniest thing Frank ever did. Even with his kid dead in a ditch, he can't stop himself from asking. Think of Jay Buhner as either Les or Cole and it'll shed more light on it, I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 The coincidence that the Yankees actually won the World Series while he was working there is pretty great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Took over the world while Costanza was there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 *slam* "I'm out!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcmk Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 'The sea was angry that day, my friends' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 "You kept making the stops?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 "You kept making the stops?!" "You're Batman" "Yeah, I am Batman!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 One of my all time favourite lines: "That's what I like to know about it!" Yes! found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cMyLtdRbo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 "Jimmy might have a compound fracture! JIMMY'S GOING INTO SHOCK!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 I love Cedric and Bob me! "I tink eet's gorgeous completely, peek eet ap!" "Baab!" "Juss peek eet aaaaaap!" "Hey, hey, what are you doin?" "We're taking thees armoir, what does eet look like we're doing?" "You can't take this, it belongs to a friend of mine!!" "ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU? COS EEF YOU WANT......... I CAN HURT YOU!" "WHO? WHO ISS NAT WEARING THEE RRRIBBON?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man. "Moses smell the roses!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 in honour of elaine (and yes i would) "STELLA.....STELLLLLAAAAAAA" and "the dingo ate your baby" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 George: Excuse me, where are we? Man: Earth. Jerry: Hey, you know I'm on the phone with the police! Some guy just gave me a wise answer. Ask that woman. George: Excuse me Ms. which street are we on? Woman: I don't know. George: You don't know? Woman: I don't know. George: How come you don't know what street are you on? Woman: You don't know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 in honour of elaine (and yes i would) Who wouldn't? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 in honour of elaine (and yes i would) Who wouldn't? on this place...many. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man. "Moses smell the roses!" "More like a full-body dry heave set to music." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Jerry backing away in disgust fucking kills me every time, man. "Moses smell the roses!" "More like a full-body dry heave set to music." Just watched that episode again yesterday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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