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Guest lankybellwipe

Frank, man. Always Frank.

 

 

:clap: :smitten:

 

"You tell that to Babby Colby! All that kid wanted to do was go home! Well he went home alright! With a crater in his colon the size of a CUTLET!!"

 

I love him in King of Queens too! Equally conniving!

 

It amazes me how a 70 year old man can be far funnier than his son, and his sons suicide mission bulb nosed twat mate!

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His deliveries are great too. You can tell he's often on the verge of forgetting a line and it suddenly comes out.

 

The way he randomly starts yelling in mid sentence also... :lol:

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Joe Davola: (leaving a message on Jerry Seinfeld's answering machine) Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue; I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again. [1]

 

one of my favourites

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Guest lankybellwipe

Jackie Chiles is great aswell.

 

:lol:

 

"Rugged masculinity??? the man's a goblin!! In a few years, he'll be nuttin more than a shrunken head!"

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Guest lankybellwipe

:lol: Jackie is outstanding.

 

"So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! "

 

:lol:

 

"WHO TOLD YOU TP PUT A BALM ON?"

"The Meastro!"

"The WHO?"

 

 

"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations!"

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Guest lankybellwipe

:lol:

 

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8027/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaty.jpg

 

:smitten: :smitten:

 

Is there really an O'Henry candy bar Mike?

 

That Sue Ellen be dang fine!!  What is the footage? 6'2"

 

"Harry Flemming had an office in this exact same building! Whats the square footage?"

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Elaine, anyone?

 

http://www.jewornotjew.com/img/people/elaine_benes.jpg

 

I don't know, the hair always put me off.

 

Then I saw her in that Woody Allen film, Deconstructing Harriet or what-have-you, and she looked well fit.

 

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/8f/de/m349bb2000001_1_9025.jpg

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