Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 She keeps calling him and saying she wants to talk and stuff and then flirts with him which is confusing him as he finished with her recently and is trying to move on. The worst part is she won't shag him, just keeps going on about him moving back in with her. It gets worse, she's started texting me asking me for advice?? Wot if anything should I say?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 "?? is my mate, I would rather not get involved" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 "?? is my mate, I would rather not get involved" This tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 "?? is my mate, I would rather not get involved" Could be a giggle tho. As I would have access to both sides....Non? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Listen we get on right (lie) but he's a good mate and i think you are playing him even if you don't realise it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 "?? is my mate, I would rather not get involved" Could be a giggle tho. As I would have access to both sides....Non? You could end up in a world of pain doing that, best just stay out of it and let them sort it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ask her why she won't put out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Say nothing.... NOTHING! Don't get involved other than to help your mate. She has mates she can rely on. You risk your friendship if he thinks you're interefering in what really should'nt concern you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Say nothing.... NOTHING! Don't get involved other than to help your mate. She has mates she can rely on. You risk your friendship if he thinks you're interefering in what really should'nt concern you. She's got a lovely pert arse though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ask her why she won't put out. Ask her if she is nervous and if she wants practice with you Parky before she shags him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ask her why she won't put out. Ask her if she is nervous and if she wants practice with you Parky before she shags him. I had a bite to eat with him tonight and told him to just tell her it's sex or nothing, he balked at this being rather sensitive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Say nothing.... NOTHING! Don't get involved other than to help your mate. She has mates she can rely on. You risk your friendship if he thinks you're interefering in what really should'nt concern you. She's got a lovely pert arse though. More's the point then Dorty Perv! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 She keeps calling him and saying she wants to talk and stuff and then flirts with him which is confusing him as he finished with her recently and is trying to move on. The worst part is she won't shag him, just keeps going on about him moving back in with her. It gets worse, she's started texting me asking me for advice?? Wot if anything should I say?? They lived together,and she wouldn't play Mr. Sausage hides his helmet with him??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 She keeps calling him and saying she wants to talk and stuff and then flirts with him which is confusing him as he finished with her recently and is trying to move on. The worst part is she won't shag him, just keeps going on about him moving back in with her. It gets worse, she's started texting me asking me for advice?? Wot if anything should I say?? They lived together,and she wouldn't play Mr. Sausage hides his helmet with him??? She would while they lived together, but since he moved out she won't although she flirts with him chronic. I think she's a Christian type, which has always excited me, but err perhaps that is another matter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Whatever you ssay you should be yourself so it doesn't seem contrived or put on, so something along the lines of, "Greetings, I am Nimrod from the desstructed planet of Zlob, I can predict future events like ALan Smith being a zeitgeist for the Newcaslte team and I like pop music and smoking. I am currently doing a PHD thesis in quantum bullshit but if you would like I could conduct a new investigation into your fanny. Toodlepip my darling." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Whatever you ssay you should be yourself so it doesn't seem contrived or put on, so something along the lines of, "Greetings, I am Nimrod from the desstructed planet of Zlob, I can predict future events like ALan Smith being a zeitgeist for the Newcaslte team and I like pop music and smoking. I am currently doing a PHD thesis in quantum bullshit but if you would like I could conduct a new investigation into your fanny. Toodlepip my darling." B serious AS they're coming round later and I've already been texting her questionable advice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 She keeps calling him and saying she wants to talk and stuff and then flirts with him which is confusing him as he finished with her recently and is trying to move on. The worst part is she won't shag him, just keeps going on about him moving back in with her. It gets worse, she's started texting me asking me for advice?? Wot if anything should I say?? They lived together,and she wouldn't play Mr. Sausage hides his helmet with him??? She would while they lived together, but since he moved out she won't although she flirts with him chronic. I think she's a Christian type, which has always excited me, but err perhaps that is another matter. Has he tried singing "Onward Christian Soldiers" at the top of his voice whilst wearing an elephant willy warmer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 so you said to him to say 'sex or nothing' fair enough. What have you been texting the woman? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 so you said to him to say 'sex or nothing' fair enough. What have you been texting the woman? Well I've kind of been intimating that I'd like to understand more about Jesus and such.....Really the depravity of it all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 so you said to him to say 'sex or nothing' fair enough. What have you been texting the woman? Well I've kind of been intimating that I'd like to understand more about Jesus and such.....Really the depravity of it all. Good Lord!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Love these type of threads. General Chat really could do with a "singles/relationships thread". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Bishbashbosh her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Bishbashbosh her. And in return she'll give you a "real good nosh" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 so you said to him to say 'sex or nothing' fair enough. What have you been texting the woman? Well I've kind of been intimating that I'd like to understand more about Jesus and such.....Really the depravity of it all. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Its begging to be nailed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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