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FROM THE PRESS ASSOCIATION . . .

 

MAN INJURED FIRING ROCKET FROM HIS BOTTOM

A Sunderland man is in hospital with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework rocket from his backside.

Safety campaigners say they have never come across such a bizarre incident but it is thought the man, 22, could have been copying a scene from the controversial film Jackass: The Movie which shows a similar prank.

The incident in Sunderland was captured by a gang of youths and the fuzzy mobile phone footage shows a blinding white flash followed by hysterical laughter.

A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He was attended to and taken to Sunderland Royal Hospital."

The victim is recovering at Sunderland Royal Hospital after sustaining horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon.

Police and paramedics were called to the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, in Sunderland, on Bonfire Night after reports of the stunt.

A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents said: "It's so unfortunate that someone is now paying the price for the misuse of fireworks.

"Let's not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used."

A spokeswoman for Northumbria Police said: "We were notified by the ambulance service and the 22-year-old was taken to hospital for treatment."

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The victim is recovering at Sunderland Royal Hospital after sustaining horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon.

"Let's not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used."

 

:lol:

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OMG Thankyou Mr SMB, even more bad press for what is a class program, Jackass.  Fucking prick, wanker, shithead, degenerate, scum of the earth, thick bastard.

 

Funny as fuck though  :lol:

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