LucaAltieri Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Women have this strange power over the majority of us. The prospect of a shag after a dry spell can make a guy do some crazy shit. What lengths have you gone to in order to impress/conquer a woman? (Marriage doesn't count). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 went drawing horses in a field at sunrise.......it was worth it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Got the bus every fucking day. Went unappreciated. Selfish whore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Printed off about a dozen forms on my day off filled them all in and took them to her Uni's Erasmus finance department, waited 45 minutes while the woman went for lunch to hand them in and get stamped, to save her flying over and doing so herself, saving her losing €300 of student funding. That and travelling 6 hours to see her for 5 hours spending well over 150 quid. Women eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Lent her a tab. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Stalked her. [/liquidAK] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Wore clean clothes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Shaved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCW1983 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 [flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9mo_TuG9g Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Rimjob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Listened to them talking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Listened to them talking. I tried that once, they're mental aren't they? I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Listened to them talking. I tried that once, they're mental aren't they? I couldn't believe what I was hearing. You get two or more them in the same room... it's like a trip into the darkest reaches of David Lynch's brain where the normal laws of reality don't apply. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Listened to them talking. I tried that once, they're mental aren't they? I couldn't believe what I was hearing. You get two or more them in the same room... it's like a trip into the darkest reaches of David Lynch's brain where the normal laws of reality don't apply. i've often wondered if they have normal sensible conversations when no males are around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Listened to them talking. I tried that once, they're mental aren't they? I couldn't believe what I was hearing. You get two or more them in the same room... it's like a trip into the darkest reaches of David Lynch's brain where the normal laws of reality don't apply. Yeah, I figured there must be loads of layers underneath that inane natter that I just wasn't getting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Housed her. At mine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroP Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 gave her my bank card and pin number on payday and told her to buy herself something nice and get her hair done. she passed out drunk and I did'nt get any Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 gave her my bank card and pin number on payday and told her to buy herself something nice and get her hair done. she passed out drunk and I did'nt get any Gay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 gave her my bank card and pin number on payday and told her to buy herself something nice and get her hair done. she passed out drunk and I did'nt get any surely "she passed out drunk and i told her later i didn't get any" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Travel. Lots of travel. Oh, and I bought her some customized dunks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Travel. Lots of travel. Oh, and I bought her some customized dunks. You sound like Jay-z. Did she put your name for the ID? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Travelled for a coupleof hours on an Acid come down just to be dumped. BAM! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Got a train on the spur of the moment from Newcastle to Cambridge to deliver a birthday present. Not that far I realise, but it seemed good at the time! Didn't work out anyway... what a waste of money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Travel. Lots of travel. Oh, and I bought her some customized dunks. You sound like Jay-z. Did she put your name for the ID? No. She put left on the right foot and right on the left foot. Just to fuck with your tiny little minds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Stalked her. [/liquidAK] If not this, then the time I stayed up all night helping her get through some coursework she had already done once, but lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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