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Suffering from a hangover of epic proportions, I decided to nip into town, from work, on the metro for a couple of swifites and to kill an hour.  On my return, the tain is pulls into West Jesmond. I look out the window and see an absolutely beautiful, mid-40's MILF with these 'riding' boots, sort of like that charcter from Emmerdale many moons ago....erm...Kim Tate. Anyway , this old-timer was 'hot'.  My head cleared a little at the sight of her and I was happy....that was until I spotted this grotesque Grot Bags looking lezza approach her and fully suck the lips off this beauties face. F*ck. This woman was one ugle f*cking pig and i mean ugly, like you know the type, like she chops wood with her face.  I was gutted.  Now I'm all for lesbians and I'm very liberal and open-minded and wouldn't shut the curtains if they were eating off the bushy plate in the old backgarden, but what an absolute waste of a nice looking lady.  A complete mis-match.  Anyway, that old ugly looking thing has f*cked my day up big time.  With any luck, they've had a row and the MILF has thrown the ugly boot in front of an on coming train or knifed her to death in some random frenzied jilted lover style attack. Fcking lesbian c*nts. F*cking with my mind. Fcking with my head.

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I'm gonna drug him and then bum him with a dil - dooo

 

I write dead sexual lyrics because I'm a complete hoooo

 

Can't beat maa, can't beat maa, no you can't beat mmaaa pokkkerrrffacceee

 

mmaaa pookkerrrffaacceeee

 

 

 

Lighten up JJ you fucking goon. Homosexuals have the right to do as they please as long as they leave my country.

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I'm gonna drug him and then bum him with a dil - dooo

 

I write dead sexual lyrics because I'm a complete hoooo

 

Can't beat maa, can't beat maa, no you can't beat mmaaa pokkkerrrffacceee

 

mmaaa pookkerrrffaacceeee

 

 

 

Lighten up JJ you f***ing goon. Homosexuals have the right to do as they please as long as they leave my country.

 

Chap, I ain't got no problem with Homosexual men, it's the women kind that I can't get my head around.  Man on Man is, in my view, acceptable based on the fact that it's completely natural.  I'm afraid I don't have the same view of chick - on - chick, I don't see it being natural (unless it's a load of birds going well in front of a camera with a machette and a couple of cucumbers.

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Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! cunts.

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Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! c***s.

 

 

:mackems:

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Suffering from a hangover of epic proportions, I decided to nip into town, from work, on the metro for a couple of swifites and to kill an hour.  On my return, the tain is pulls into West Jesmond. I look out the window and see an absolutely beautiful, mid-40's MILF with these 'riding' boots, sort of like that charcter from Emmerdale many moons ago....erm...Kim Tate. Anyway , this old-timer was 'hot'.  My head cleared a little at the sight of her and I was happy....that was until I spotted this grotesque Grot Bags looking lezza approach her and fully suck the lips off this beauties face. F*ck. This woman was one ugle f*cking pig and i mean ugly, like you know the type, like she chops wood with her face.  I was gutted.  Now I'm all for lesbians and I'm very liberal and open-minded and wouldn't shut the curtains if they were eating off the bushy plate in the old backgarden, but what an absolute waste of a nice looking lady.  A complete mis-match.  Anyway, that old ugly looking thing has f*cked my day up big time.  With any luck, they've had a row and the MILF has thrown the ugly boot in front of an on coming train or knifed her to death in some random frenzied jilted lover style attack. Fcking lesbian c*nts. F*cking with my mind. Fcking with my head.

 

With man on man at least there is something to grab onto as it gets lively...With two birds there is a level of artifice that leaves one wondering....I love beans on toast but it would get tiresome if beans were the only fruit.....

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Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! cunts.

 

One of my ex girlfriends is now a lesbian, probably completely because of my actions too  :snod:

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Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! c***s.

 

One of my ex girlfriends is now a lesbian, probably completely because of my actions too  :snod:

 

I've still got that body bag if you wanna go out on the prowl mate.

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They're all lesbians basically. Just look at how much happier they seem when nattering to other women about jack shit.

 

Always going to the toilet together  :shifty:

 

Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! c***s.

 

One of my ex girlfriends is now a lesbian, probably completely because of my actions too  :snod:

 

I've still got that body bag if you wanna go out on the prowl mate.

 

I'm in!

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They're all lesbians basically. Just look at how much happier they seem when nattering to other women about jack s***.

 

Always going to the toilet together  :shifty:

 

Mature lesbian porn is nice.

 

aye, if you can find decent stuff, you dont want to come across two pat butcher types ragging each other.

 

pun was not intended.

 

 

 

I've been with two girls who are now lesbians,  NOT BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS BEFORE ANYONE STARTS! c***s.

 

One of my ex girlfriends is now a lesbian, probably completely because of my actions too  :snod:

 

I've still got that body bag if you wanna go out on the prowl mate.

 

I'm in!

 

Nice one, shall we take Moira Stewart again, see if her husband notices she is gone this time.

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