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Guest Heneage

an old mate of mine used to ring up when he was on the vinegar strokes, tight get.

 

(he had the numbers saved on his phone, one key press at the right time).

Vinegar strokes?

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an old mate of mine used to ring up when he was on the vinegar strokes, tight get.

 

(he had the numbers saved on his phone, one key press at the right time).

Vinegar strokes?

 

 

When you start to tilt your head back and open your mouth wide, and go "Ooooooooooooooooooooh................ Oooooooooooooooooh!"

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an old mate of mine used to ring up when he was on the vinegar strokes, tight get.

 

(he had the numbers saved on his phone, one key press at the right time).

Vinegar strokes?

Imagine the face you would pull if you were sipping vinegar. Now compare that face to the one you pull during orgasm.

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Guest lankybellwipe

But why is he a tight get for it? ???

 

Oh dear :dowie:

I am just a naive young boy from Durham man.  :sadnod:

 

The idea apears to be, save the money spent on an 0898 number, by having your chuff using your imagination, and when the emotions start to stir, get on the phone!  O0

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jills looking for a new job.

 

I've got quite a good phone manner.  :snod:

 

Tried it once with an ex, was crap, mind so was he.

aye...public phone boxes can be inhibiting mind.

 

You're just jealous that mobile phones weren't invented back when you had your mojo.

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jills looking for a new job.

 

I've got quite a good phone manner.  :snod:

 

Tried it once with an ex, was crap, mind so was he.

aye...public phone boxes can be inhibiting mind.

 

You're just jealous that mobile phones weren't invented back when you had your mojo.

true...it was by letter in my day. handy as it provided material to wipe up with afterwards aswell.
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jills looking for a new job.

 

I've got quite a good phone manner.  :snod:

 

Tried it once with an ex, was crap, mind so was he.

aye...public phone boxes can be inhibiting mind.

 

You're just jealous that mobile phones weren't invented back when you had your mojo.

true...it was by letter in my day. handy as it provided material to wipe up with afterwards aswell.

 

Must have been a bugger keeping your stiffy while waiting for a reply, especially if there was a postal strike.

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jills looking for a new job.

 

I've got quite a good phone manner.  :snod:

 

Tried it once with an ex, was crap, mind so was he.

aye...public phone boxes can be inhibiting mind.

 

You're just jealous that mobile phones weren't invented back when you had your mojo.

true...it was by letter in my day. handy as it provided material to wipe up with afterwards aswell.

 

Must have been a bugger keeping your stiffy while waiting for a reply, especially if there was a postal strike.

self control blef......self control!
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