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Three Least Favourite Cities


Segun Oluwaniyi
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I mean major cities, not random villages without railway stops. Places you've actually been to as well obviously

 

For me:

 

Cleveland (Dying city. At least half of it is vacant)

 

Donetsk (Really felt out of place and did not enjoy my time there)

 

Abidjan (Significanly worse than other African cities, imo)

 

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

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Haven't travelled to many bad places so...

Sunderland - No explanation required.

London - If it said worst cities, this would not be here - but I certainly don't like the place.  Too busy and whatnot, too many areas you can't wander into incase you get shot.  My mate lives near Palace ground and she says there are barely any white people around there unless its a match day and she can barely walk to the tube without getting grief, fuck that.

Dundee - Don't like the place, quite rough and unattractive.

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

 

Myth.

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I mean major cities, not random villages without railway stops. Places you've actually been to as well obviously

 

For me:

 

Cleveland (Dying city. At least half of it is vacant)

 

Donetsk (Really felt out of place and did not enjoy my time there)

 

Abidjan (Significanly worse than other African cities, imo)

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Middlesbrough (The smog thing is definitely true)

Barcelona (Too many tourists, too overrated, shouldn't have got my hopes up)

Chester, PA (Never been so scared in my life... I guess I felt how Babatunde felt in Donetsk :lol:)

 

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

 

Myth.

 

I've only been there once, but I loved London, didn't notice any of the stereotypical gripes people have.

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I mean major cities, not random villages without railway stops. Places you've actually been to as well obviously

 

For me:

 

Cleveland (Dying city. At least half of it is vacant)

 

Donetsk (Really felt out of place and did not enjoy my time there)

 

Abidjan (Significanly worse than other African cities, imo)

 

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Middlesbrough (The smog thing is definitely true)

Barcelona (Too many tourists, too overrated, shouldn't have got my hopes up)

Chester, PA (Never been so scared in my life... I guess I felt how Babatunde felt in Donetsk :lol:)

 

 

"Burra" isn't a city man.

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

 

How can you not like Edinburgh? (excluding GM)

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

 

Myth.

 

I hate it when Londoners tell me that I am a Geordie as if I have never noticed, am I supposed to feign shock and go "No! Really? Am I?" and then they all want me to say "Whey aye pet". Fuck off man.

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Sunderland (goes without saying really, but it really is a shit-hole)

 

Edinburgh (much prefer Glasgow, which feels a lot more like Newcastle to me)

 

London (too big, too busy, too dirty, too smelly, rude people, southerners think it's the centre of the universe and nothing else exists).

 

Myth.

 

I hate it when Londoners tell me that I am a Geordie as if I have never noticed, am I supposed to feign shock and go "No! Really? Am I?" and then they all want me to say "Whey aye pet". Fuck off man.

 

You don't have to be in London to get that treatment you know. I spent 3 years in Manchester getting the same Byker Grove shit every week. It's tiresome, but what do you expect?

 

I mean, I had 1 or 2 good scouse mates, and I most certainly asked them if they'd been on the rob this week, and very frequently requested for them to calm down calm down.

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Sunderkand

Boro

 

If you clas those two as cities.

 

London just pisses me right off.

 

Full of cockends with attitude.

 

Piss off and die of Asthma.

:lol:

 

Me in Donetsk was like you in Lagos, Burnip. I had this feeling that everyone was looking at me. Was absolutely terrifying.

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How many times to people have to be told that Middlesbrough isn't a city?

 

Sunderland

London

Valencia - Lovely beaches but the city is a dump.

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How many times to people have to be told that Middlesbrough isn't a city?

 

Sunderland

London

Valencia - Lovely beaches but the city is a dump.

 

Perhaps people don't feel so bound by the definition of a city? aka perhaps people dont give a shit?

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