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So basically, if you could give posters a new career, what would it be? I would have a group of you become a elite squad of rent boys (Fabregash, GM, Keefaz, to name but 3), hired out by Northerngimp himself. I think interpolic would make a good car salesman as well. Greg would make a cracking bin man.

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So basically, if you could give posters a new career, what would it be? I would have a group of you become a elite squad of rent boys (Fabregash, GM, Keefaz, to name but 3), hired out by Northerngimp himself. I think interpolic would make a good car salesman as well. Greg would make a cracking bin man.

 

:lol: :lol:  Car salesman, that's hysterical and couldn't be further from the truth in real life.

 

I'd like to see Keefaz as a talk show host, Mowen as a stand-up, Ronaldo as a pundit off the top of my head.  Might think of more later.

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Jill could be an agony aunt for a national newspaper.

 

That's not the first time someone's said that to me.  :lol: I think I sit on the fence too much to give good advice.

 

I would like to see LBW in some sort of Peter Griffin 'That Really Grinds My Gears' sort of segment as every post of his in the Pet Hates thread has me creased.  :lol:

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I see Mowen more like a sensitive male escort.

 

JJC: children's entertainer.

GM: officious ticket clerk for ScotRail.

Chez: Roman Abramovitch.

Ash: seemingly naive, but actually psychopathic, drug dealer.

Interpolic: dog groomer.

Blef: Jeremy Kyle.

Dave: dictator of Estonia.

Declanski: incomprehensible radio DJ.

Andy: Gregg Wallace.

Parky: the man from Del Monte.

Burnip: TV critic.

Gimp: sleazy politician.

Jill: Hestonia Blumenthal.

Lanky: 1940s policeman.

CP40: 1950s crooner.

Tooj: 1960s drug chemist.

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Pilko - TV producer and food critic.

Nixon - his secretary

 

 

and i wonder how he got that job :shifty:

 

He sucked Pilko off at Gimp's "shop", then Pilko felt sorry for him, took him home, washed him and gave him a 2nd chance in life.

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Guest Heneage

Love it Keefaz.  :lol: :lol:

 

Chezgiven - UN Representative

Keefaz- Artist/Beatnik

Pilko- Kwik Save manager

GM - English teacher in jeans an tweed jacket with matching leather patches over the elbows.

Wullie- One of the 'Security' on Jeremy Kyle

GIMP- PE Teacher.

Dave- Orange Broadband tech support.

Interpolic- Music shop owner.

CP40- Antiques expert.

Decky - Currys' salesman

Tooj-Air steward

Stepehen- Tim Westwood but cooler.

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Guest firetotheworks

I always think of you as all being website designers, like the family in that Adam and Joe episode. Except for Chez, I always imagine him as a casino owner.

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Shak - Towel boy for the Broncos

 

Babatunde - Nigerian Ambassador of "Seriously! They're young!"

 

Decky - Paparazzo with a chip on his shoulder. Best known around town for his outbursts of "You're not fucking better than me, like!"

 

Keef - The guy in every disaster movie, or alien movie. The dude that knew it was all going to happen, but no one believed him. Now that's it's happening, and squid people from Alpha Centauri are sucking our brains out of our noses, he's being a smug cunt about knowing all along. Wait, is that a career?

 

Tooj - My dealer.

 

Dave - The Vishnu that lives in the core of the Earth and just keeps the tectonic plates moving. Occasionally stopping the natural forces of our world to add apostrophe's where necessary.

 

Kaizero - Stalker.

 

Quag - Ninja. I think he'd enjoy that.

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