GM Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Do you park on double yellow lines? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I push doors when I should pull. Sometimes I can be stuck there for hours, but fuck it: no door's gonna tell me what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynufc Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Not worth the fine, only lazy people do who cannot be arsed to walk for maybes an extra 5 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sometimes I don't read the label. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 What other rules do people regularly ignore then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Apparently I regularly ignore unwritten rules on sexual abuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I don't wait for the "walk" sign to come on before crossing the street when there's no cars around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sometimes cross the road without waiting for the green man. At home, never in London. And I take smack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I have been known to leave the toilet seat up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I steal little things from Tesco for the laugh when I'm doing large shops. It makes me feel big. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynufc Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sometimes I don't read the label. But, how do you know you should read the label if you don't read the label. Eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Sometimes I don't read the label. But, how do you know you should read the label if you don't read the label. Eh? Voiceovers on adverts. Does the label say 'always read the label'? That's pretty pointless; I mean, if you read that, you're already reading the label. Seems a waste of label, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I speed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I steal little things from Tesco for the laugh when I'm doing large shops. It makes me feel big. Won't feel big in British penitentiaries. Wrong way to compensate. I am an avid consumer in the world of counterfeit goods. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I speed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vhWpuU1b_8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I steal little things from Tesco for the laugh when I'm doing large shops. It makes me feel big. Won't feel big in British penitentiaries. Wrong way to compensate. I am an avid consumer in the world of counterfeit goods. Aye, straight to prison for stealing a carton of sundried tomatoes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sometimes I dont get a Metro ticket if the trains there or I dont have change The girls go wild for bad boys like me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 "Please remain seated until the bus has stopped"? YEAH RIGHT, I dont play by your rules. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I take pens from the bookies and I don't even place bets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Sometimes if I haven't got enough change on me i'll ask the bus driver for a ticket a few stops before mine.........................................then get off at my normal stop. Somebody stop meh, i'm a loose cannon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 'Use by 15th NOV'? Fuck you, it looks fine so I'll eat it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Bee Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I cooked a recipe today that asked for dried flageolet beans. I used tinned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I sometimes have four Weetabix. In the same bowl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I sneak for a smoke at work lots of times each shift. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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