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back in the olden days the match day programme would have a 'pen pictures" section. a brief description of the players of the oppo. how would we describe our fellow posters.

 

this is purely an exercise to help those new to the forum so they get up to speed very quick about who's who and is by no means an attempt to get people slagging each other off.

 

 

example....

 

parky........tin foil hat wearing psycho nut job who makes david icke appear rational and well balanced. sniffs german napes, had a run in with a white rug and will see this as a conspiracy.

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madras: the bloke at a party who sits in an armchair all evening supping from a can and making witty remarks that everyone laughs at

 

 

:snod:

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madras: the bloke at a party who sits in an armchair all evening that everyone laughs at

fyp

 

 

 

 

LBW........master of the absurd. 8ft 6ins in his stockings. more heartache than he could shake a stick at but appears to get through it by making everyone else laugh. he doesn't yet realise his son ben is plotting his downfall in revenge for a youtube clip when he was learning to walk. please type slowly when making contact with him as he is hard of listening.

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madras: the bloke at a party who sits in an armchair all evening that everyone laughs at

fyp

 

 

 

 

LBW........master of the absurd. 8ft 6ins in his stockings. more heartache than he could shake a stick at but appears to get through it by making everyone else laugh. he doesn't yet realise his son ben is plotting his downfall in revenge for a youtube clip when he was learning to walk. please type slowly when making contact with him as he is hard of listening.

 

 

;D  Agreement on both the post maintenance and the own post!!

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back in the olden days the match day programme would have a 'pen pictures" section. a brief description of the players of the oppo. how would we describe our fellow posters.

 

this is purely an exercise to help those new to the forum so they get up to speed very quick about who's who and is by no means an attempt to get people slagging each other off.

 

 

example....

 

parky........tin foil hat wearing psycho nut job who makes david icke appear rational and well balanced. sniffs german napes, had a run in with a white rug and will see this as a conspiracy.

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Keep them coming like people: it's extremely useful for people like me and me brother so we can form half-baked cartoon character impressions of people on here.

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Madras , the bloke who sits on the Fence , more likely.

 

Right here wer gan, this is where it gets helpful. I've clocked this madras 'sit on the fence' thing off people before and never got it. If anything he appears to be stubborn on the points he makes and occassionally actually quite contrary to what the majority are going on about.

 

I dunno, that's how it seems but I've seen the 'on the fence' thing thrown around frequently. Unless people are taking the piss.

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cp40, the guy in the background of every picture ever taken of Kevin Keegan, quietly touching himself. You might not think you can see him in some of them, but rest assured, he's there.

 

in spirit at least.

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the sting.....a contrary bunch of emotions rampaging round this oversized freak of nature. olympic standard speed flouncing and afraid of mary mungo and midge. stresses too much about work but apparently just has to give 'a look' to get a blowjob.

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Madras: not to be trifled with, has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all posters' quirks and foibles, recalls what they've said before and when, and in that respect presents an eternal threat to the persistent bullshitter. Takes no prisoners, suffers fools gladly but only until they've incriminated themselves sufficiently to be blackmailed. Does weird things with Tweenies dolls, and refers to his offspring as numbers. Heart of gold, salt of the earth, but a completely merciless cunt mainly. My favourite poster on here, probably.

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Madras: not to be trifled with, has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all posters' quirks and foibles, recalls what they've said before and when, and in that respect presents an eternal threat to the persistent bullshitter. Takes no prisoners, suffers fools gladly but only until they've incriminated themselves sufficiently to be blackmailed. Does weird things with Tweenies dolls, and refers to his offspring as numbers. Heart of gold, salt of the earth, but a completely merciless c*** mainly. My favourite poster on here, probably.

i'd love to be trifled.

 

 

 

towelie........scandinavian virgin. stalked a girl in to fleeing to spain and we are fairly sure she shagged his mate. likes a bet and is still suffering a hungover from winning the league. his very good avs make up for his posts.(good lad really)

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James: zany, melonhead, whack job nerd with massive brain and a good hearted sort...just needs a slap from time to time. Especially when he dresses up as a Knight of the Round Table, complete with tinfoiled cardboard sword and shield. Looks like Ben Elton, and about as funny too. ;)

 

 

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JJC. Seems like a fairly logical bloke, posts on the issues that matter to him and makes a lot of sense. Got a feeling his marriage might be on the rocks though.

 

HTT. Sexually abused by a shark as a young boy, has yet to physically or emotionally recover from this.

 

Dave. Runs the internet, almost single handedly. When it gets busy he chooses to use both hands.

 

Gejon: used to be a complete legend, always out and about, shagging left rift and centre. When Milner left he decided it was because he was too fat, so he stopped eating and started going to the gym to win him back. May never be the same again.

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chez.......our suave sophisticant. uses the cover of living in paris and getting paid handsomely to attempt to mask his receding hairline. well read and knowledgable about those things no-one else seems to care about. true claim to fame is putting keefaz up for a few nights.

 

 

keefaz......despite a year out with a psychological injury has came back stronger than ever. the forum cat. spends more time on here then the 'online' logo to the detriment of employment opportunities which is a shame as if he had some cash he'd probably be able to make it out to one of the forum doo's at which he'd be a mega hit.

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GM - Without him the forum would be like a sandwich with no bread. The limp fillings (us) left to coagulate on the kitchen table while the other posh sods tuck into their tortilla wraps and sushi.

 

tl;dr - GM is bread.

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TheSting - an oft missed member of the forum, wise beyond his advancing years and quick to impart his vast experience with the younger, less worldy members of the forum through an amusing anecdote or tale of misadventure. A popular member of the forum, whenever his name bumped a thread you knew that you would have to read his latest offerings - inevitably, it would put a smile on your face in one way or another!

 

Shame he's not around these days, what happened to him? (or her?!)

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TheSting - an oft missed member of the forum, wise beyond his advancing years and quick to impart his vast experience with the younger, less worldy members of the forum through an amusing anecdote or tale of misadventure. A popular member of the forum, whenever his name bumped a thread you knew that you would have to read his latest offerings - inevitably, it would put a smile on your face in one way or another!

 

Shame he's not around these days, what happened to him? (or her?!)

 

You're so amazingly funny, Stu. :memelol:

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