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Police have not confirmed reports of the crash, in which the golfer's car reportedly struck a fire hydrant.

 

The Associated Press news agency, quoting the Florida Highway Patrol, says the star was pulling out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle at the time.

 

Pulling out of his drive, hits a fire hydrant and ends up in serious condition? 

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Tiger Woods Badly Hurt In Car Accident

 

Golf superstar Tiger Woods has been seriously hurt in a car accident outside his home in Florida, authorities have said.

 

The world number one crashed his vehicle in Isleworth early this morning.

 

The accident happened as he pulled out of his driveway around 2:30am (local time).

 

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' car struck a fire hydrant and then a tree.

 

Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee following the incident.

 

The highway patrol said the crash was still under investigation, and charges were pending.

 

But the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

 

 

 

What a tard.  :facepalm:

 

Sounds like something out of a Naked Gun sketch.

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Tiger Woods Badly Hurt In Car Accident

 

Golf superstar Tiger Woods has been seriously hurt in a car accident outside his home in Florida, authorities have said.

 

The world number one crashed his vehicle in Isleworth early this morning.

 

The accident happened as he pulled out of his driveway around 2:30am (local time).

 

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' car struck a fire hydrant and then a tree.

 

Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee following the incident.

 

The highway patrol said the crash was still under investigation, and charges were pending.

 

But the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

 

 

What a tard.  :facepalm:

 

Sounds like something out of a Naked Gun sketch.

 

Wonder how much they've been bunged to say that .

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Tiger Woods Badly Hurt In Car Accident

 

Golf superstar Tiger Woods has been seriously hurt in a car accident outside his home in Florida, authorities have said.

 

The world number one crashed his vehicle in Isleworth early this morning.

 

The accident happened as he pulled out of his driveway around 2:30am (local time).

 

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' car struck a fire hydrant and then a tree.

 

Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee following the incident.

 

The highway patrol said the crash was still under investigation, and charges were pending.

 

But the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

 

 

What a tard.  :facepalm:

 

Sounds like something out of a Naked Gun sketch.

 

Wonder how much they've been bunged to say that .

 

Doesn't say it wasn't drug related though.

 

Sounds like old Tiger's been toking on a spliff or two, headed out to get some late night munchies and still thought he was playing Forza back in the house.

 

 

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I'll just warn you that this is some high-brow journalism that will have you reaching for the dictionary/ thesaurus. This was reported only today, don't know if it's connected but seems a bit fishy.

 

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/11/foul-fourplay-rachel-uchitel-claims-affair-with-tiger-woods/

 

Rachel Uchitel is either a serial liar or a serial mistress.

 

In October, she claimed to be having an affair with Bones star David Boreanaz. The celebrity gossip world reported on the story and then shrugged. No offense to Boreanaz, but he doesn't get our jucies flowing.

 

If Uchitel's latest story is true, however, she'll receive the proper attention she clearly craves.

 

The National Enquirer reports that Uchitel has been sleeping with Tiger Woods. A friend of Rachel's supposedly told the unreliable tabloid:

 

"Rachel told me, Im having an affair with Tiger Woods. Were in love! She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said I love you, babe. Its always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting."

 

Tiger's lawyer denies the charges, but does actually tell the Enquirer's print edition that his client met Uchitel at a club.

 

That admission does cause us to wonder if there's any truth to this rumor. But one look at Elin Nordegren pictures and it's easy to realize: no way Woods is sticking his driver in someone else's hole.

 

If you know what we mean!

 

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