Decky Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 There was a rumour going round our town this week (everyone basically knows everyone ) that my brother had topped himself by throwing himself in the canal. This wasnt true, was pretty surreal having to tell people he is infact very much alive. Who the fuck starts those kind of rumours? Any similar stories? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Tiger woods was seriously hurt in a car crash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Tiger woods was seriously hurt in a car crash. "HORROR" crash according to the front page of one of the tabloids Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 I can't really think of much right now, but this kid at my primary school told us all sorts of stuff about his dad. Including that his dad was an astronaut and threw a bit of moon rock down into their back garden (while he was on the moon I mean), and that he peeled a banana once and a scorpion was in it. Wasn't really the kid's fault I suppose, I think his dad was a serial liar and he was extremely gullible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 A scorpion in his banana Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 following them ones above. Stan Laurel is Clint Eastwoods Dad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 If you take a gnome to Alton Towers with you, you get in for free. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Back in 1998 (World Cup time) I was a passenger in a car trying to get to a pub to watch a Brazil game. Anyhow, driver going a bit too fast, crashed pretty badly (snapped a lamp post in half!) but we all walked out without a scratch (I was told that I should have died by two people!). There was a school disco on that night and my younger brother heard a rumour that I ahd been killed, went home AFTER the disco had finished and told my Mam and Dad in a matter of fact way that I had died in a car crash. Only problem was that I had come home an hour earlier, not told my parents about the crash, and was happily playing on the playstation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Back in 1998 (World Cup time) I was a passenger in a car trying to get to a pub to watch a Brazil game. Anyhow, driver going a bit too fast, crashed pretty badly (snapped a lamp post in half!) but we all walked out without a scratch (I was told that I should have died by two people!). There was a school disco on that night and my younger brother heard a rumour that I ahd been killed, went home AFTER the disco had finished and told my Mam and Dad in a matter of fact way that I had died in a car crash. Only problem was that I had come home an hour earlier, not told my parents about the crash, and was happily playing on the playstation. That must have been an odd evening for your folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 Love how the brother stayed until the end of the disco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Something last week going round uni that I was fingering this girl while she tossed me and my mate off, absolute nonsense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 peter beardsley and kathy secker (or in some rimours kathy seckers daughter) varadi and keegans wife. me having a big knob (seriously it done the rounds amongst my sisters friends after i befriended one of them) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Hang on, so you are telling us you befriended some lass, and she (or someone as a result of said befriendment) spreaded a rumour that you have a big knob? Is she on Facebook? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 One of the Chuckle Brothers got caught having an affair, so he got hit with a wrench/spanner. Bryan Robson and Claire Tomlinson having an affair, only Robson's wife caught them at it and beat Tomlinson with her crutch. Dave Clark being removed from SSN for feeling one of the female presenters up under the desk. All of these are treated as fact in discussions I have but I've no idea if they're true or not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Hang on, so you are telling us you befriended some lass, and she (or someone as a result of said befriendment) spreaded a rumour that you have a big knob? Is she on Facebook? or more likely i shagged one of my sisters friends and to hide her embarrassment she said she done it cos of the size of my knob. i don't know, at that time the rumour was i had a big knob amongst her friends and i can verify it's very average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Hang on, so you are telling us you befriended some lass, and she (or someone as a result of said befriendment) spreaded a rumour that you have a big knob? Is she on Facebook? or more likely i shagged one of my sisters friends and to hide her embarrassment she said she done it cos of the size of my knob. i don't know, at that time the rumour was i had a big knob amongst her friends and i can verify it's very average. Use of the word 'verify' had me chuckling there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Jamie Carragher was shagging John Terrys mam at the last world cup, made the papers aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Daft Punk were going to play Yankee stadium in August, it was a lie, I'm gutted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Back in 1998 (World Cup time) I was a passenger in a car trying to get to a pub to watch a Brazil game. Anyhow, driver going a bit too fast, crashed pretty badly (snapped a lamp post in half!) but we all walked out without a scratch (I was told that I should have died by two people!). There was a school disco on that night and my younger brother heard a rumour that I had been killed, went home AFTER the disco had finished and told my Mam and Dad in a matter of fact way that I had died in a car crash. Only problem was that I had come home an hour earlier, not told my parents about the crash, and was happily playing on the playstation. thers something deeply disturbing about that line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Hang on, so you are telling us you befriended some lass, and she (or someone as a result of said befriendment) spreaded a rumour that you have a big knob? Is she on Facebook? or more likely i shagged one of my sisters friends and to hide her embarrassment she said she done it cos of the size of my knob. i don't know, at that time the rumour was i had a big knob amongst her friends and i can verify it's very average. Use of the word 'verify' had me chuckling there. the word verify implies that madras has measured or compared a huge number of knobs to establish his is average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 The rumour that did/does the rounds that Kieron Dyer has aids, load of nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Are you positive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I once heard a rumour that madras is my real dad.... although I don't think much came of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Are you positive? is dyer? more to the point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 If he was, do you honestly think he would be able to play pro football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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