mattynufc Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Anyone ever done it? Thinking about doing it, not sure how it even came into my head to decide to maybe do it. I always thought you got paid for it, however it appears you don't. I hate giving blood so sperm seems so much of a better option! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Anyone ever done it? Thinking about doing it, not sure how it even came into my head to decide to maybe do it. I always thought you got paid for it, however it appears you don't. I hate giving blood so sperm seems so much of a better option! the problem is matty, given the donor....what makes you think any fucker'd want it ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Hasn't there been a change in legislation whereby you can't do it anonymously anymore? So the kid can track you down? Sorry like, not for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Nah sorry, never appealed, it would fuck the kid up to much IMO, to know your Dad saw you as no more than £50. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 £50?! OK I've changed my mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 What kinda porn do they provide to help you donate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQpNMjZb3Y Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 so when matty says you don't get paid for it then kezza sees it as £50 are we to assume matty's wrong or our ace reporter is again less than thorough with his research ?. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 For £50 I'd empty my balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I remember seeing an advert from the NHS for sperm donors in The Mag a few years ago. Think it was £15 a wank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Depends on the clinic as to whether or not you get paid. Also, there's only something like 1 in 10 men who have "suitable" jizz anyway. That's the main thing that puts me off. Don't think my ego could handle being told my sperm aren't good enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I remember seeing an advert from the NHS for sperm donors in The Mag a few years ago. Think it was £15 a wank. Aye there's ads for it in The Mag pretty much every month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Depends on the clinic as to weather or not you get paid. Also, there's only something like 1 in 10 men who have "suitable" jizz anyway. That's the main thing that puts me off. Don't think my ego could handle being told my sperm aren't good enough. I already know my sperm ain't good enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattynufc Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Hasn't there been a change in legislation whereby you can't do it anonymously anymore? So the kid can track you down? Sorry like, not for me. Aye there has, tis my main doubt about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 My lass spends all my sperm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 i saw a postal service that was paying £150, but they said it wasn't anonymous and that you could be liable to pay maintenance for any kids produced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It seems the only way to anonymously make a baby now is a trip down the Pigg Market. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 My lass spends all my sperm. and mine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 My lass spends all my sperm. and mine Ssssllllaaaaaggggg!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I tried donating my sperm one time, but it was rejected. Apparently Children in Need have no use for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "If you ever want a private donation, you have my details" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I tried donating my sperm one time, but it was rejected. Apparently Children in Need have no use for it. Michael Jackson found himself in the same predicament. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I tried donating my sperm one time, but it was rejected. Apparently Children in Need have no use for it. Michael Jackson found himself in the same predicament. It's a sticky situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I tried donating my sperm one time, but it was rejected. Apparently Children in Need have no use for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Heard a nasty one today, a mate shagged a bird and gave her a spiderman? ( a spiderman is where you jizz in ur hand then throw the said "web" over the lady ) . Sperm related. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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