Steggy Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uGo17Ix85hM/SiGByvG4pII/AAAAAAAAAGw/AFpiwKj7Jmg/s320/spilled+the+beans.jpg Spill the beans then homies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Always forget mine, apart from the one that Eminem played up front for Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I had a geet class dream last night me! You know how most dreams comprise many different little stories, like a shit twilight zone? Well mine was a proper 6 hour epic, like ben hurr, without Charlton Gunsmith, about me being on the run from the filth with marlon out of emmerdale, as suspected terrorists! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I had a beautiful dream that I was a staff writer on SNL the other day. It was so good I came in my pants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I had a beautiful dream that I was a staff writer on SNL the other day. It was so good I came in my pants. Maybe you can use this as material? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I always have the type of dream, where I dream that I rose out of bed, went to the showers, dressed myself and headed out for class. Then I awake and realise that I am still in bed, but it is about time that I should get up. I try to wear the same clothes from the dream though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 That can is some form of bean based soup, rather than just beans.. surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I had a beautiful dream that I was a staff writer on SNL the other day. It was so good I came in my pants. ...but you're not funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Dreamt I was jogging with Frasier last night and someone laughed and Frasier went 'Some people like to watch the pot drool' in that funny way that he usually says things. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I had a beautiful dream that I was a staff writer on SNL the other day. It was so good I came in my pants. ...but you're not funny Since when was that a requirement on SNL? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosden Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Had a strange one last night. Was in some kind of shop putting posters up in the big window with some of my mates. I noticed out of the window there were two guys and one lass wearing Sunderland shirts and instinctively shouted "Urggh you horrible Mackems" Didn't think they'd hear me. Turned back to grab another poster and they were all stood at the window looking rather pissed off when I turned back to the window Opened the door to apologise and to explain it was just a joke but they were not happy with this and demanded they get some "Chooo” After I asked for a explanation to this word "Choo" it seemed they wanted me to stand still while they kicked me in the balls. I advised they should just except my apologise and leave it at that (Had a load of big mates in the shop) One of them then rushed at me and punched me in the face. We all came running out of the shop and just as I managed to push to the ground the one that hit me I woke up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I was in the middle of a great dream this morning when I got a text of a lass I know which woke me up. I know I was really enjoying this dream but can't remember any of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I was in the middle of a great dream this morning when I got a text of a lass I know which woke me up. I know I was really enjoying this dream but can't remember any of it. Thats right! You know you had a good dream when you spend half the morning trying to recall it, but don't remeber fuck all!! Must be a subconcious thing!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Was showing Darren Bent around Newcastle in a dream not too long ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Was sat on in an armchair, fussing a dog that I've never seen before, when my phone alarm kept going off. Woke up and it really was going off. Love it when stuff from outside incorporates itself into the dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Had a really weird one yesterday. I was in a comedy club with some mates and Shearer and Dowie walk on stage and start doing an act. They aren't very funny although Dowie is much funnier than Shearer . After their act they ask all Man U fans to put their hands up. About 20 people do Shearer tells them to go to the corner of the room, he then asks all Newcastle fans to put their hands up most of us do. He beckons us to him and starts talking tactics. Next thing I know me and the people who were around me in the club are playing football against Man U, the proper Man U Wayne Rooney and all with Shearer screaming at us to break their fucking legs. They kick off, start the game and my alarm wakes me. Weird :idiot2: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Was sat on in an armchair, fussing a dog that I've never seen before, when my phone alarm kept going off. Woke up and it really was going off. Love it when stuff from outside incorporates itself into the dream. That makes you sound like Delima. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Had a really weird one yesterday. I was in a comedy club with some mates and Shearer and Dowie walk on stage and start doing an act. They aren't very funny although Dowie is much funnier than Shearer . After their act they ask all Man U fans to put their hands up. About 20 people do Shearer tells them to go to the corner of the room, he then asks all Newcastle fans to put their hands up most of us do. He beckons us to him and starts talking tactics. Next thing I know me and the people who were around me in the club are playing football against Man U, the proper Man U Wayne Rooney and all with Shearer screaming at us to break their fucking legs. They kick off, start the game and my alarm wakes me. Weird :idiot2: That is class. When I was little I used to have the same dream over and over again. Very short but I'd be messing around playing football then I'd walk into a leisure centre and into the main hall and somebody would try and shoot me from the balcony. I always woke up just before the bullet would have either hit me or missed. Had that same dream so many times but as I grew up it just stopped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Was sat on in an armchair, fussing a dog that I've never seen before, when my phone alarm kept going off. Woke up and it really was going off. Love it when stuff from outside incorporates itself into the dream. That makes you sound like Delima. I deliberetly avoided saying "stroking" for that reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Does anyone else find that they have filth dreams about lasses you know, but don't particularly fancy. Then after the dream you fancy them for a couple of days because of it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Does anyone else find that they have filth dreams about lasses you know, but don't particularly fancy. Then after the dream you fancy them for a couple of days because of it? Yep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Does anyone else find that they have filth dreams about lasses you know, but don't particularly fancy. Then after the dream you fancy them for a couple of days because of it? Yes. A lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Does anyone else find that they have filth dreams about lasses you know, but don't particularly fancy. Then after the dream you fancy them for a couple of days because of it? Yep. Yup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Does anyone else find that they have filth dreams about lasses you know, but don't particularly fancy. Then after the dream you fancy them for a couple of days because of it? Ohhhhh yes! Especially at school. The next morning would become unnecessarily awkward... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Not at all unnecessary man, a grand wake-up call. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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