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Guest Alan Shearer 9

How far have you gone?

Have you ever been caught?

Why did you get caught?

Have you ever got a high salary job by lying on your CV?

What did you say (PM me the specifics)?

Is it completely against your morals etc?

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

quite far

no

didn't

salary is relative

gave myself school exam qualifications i didn't

obviously not.

 

What were the qualifications?

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

How far have you gone?

I speak Spanish fluently. -  I WAS ASSKING ABOUT YOUR CV, NOT YOUR BI LINGUAL SKILLS

 

Have you ever been caught?

Yes. - DOING WHAT?

 

Why did you get caught?

I don't speak Spanish fluently, or at all. - QUE?

 

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How far have you gone?

I speak Spanish fluently. -  I WAS ASSKING ABOUT YOUR CV, NOT YOUR BI LINGUAL SKILLS

 

Have you ever been caught?

Yes. - DOING WHAT?

 

Why did you get caught?

I don't speak Spanish fluently, or at all. - QUE?

 

 

It's answers to your questions regarding "Lying on your CV", not that hard to comprehend so I'll assume that was you fishing.

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How far have you gone? Qualifications, and references

Have you ever been caught? No

Why did you get caught? I didn't

Have you ever got a high salary job by lying on your CV? About £150,000

What did you say (PM me the specifics)? I didn't get caught

Is it completely against your morals etc? No

 

To be honest, for the last 3 years I've been a surgeon, got a great job, I would of thought they would of figures it out when I was only 16 when I got the job, my references were me with a fake accent and the fact that everyone of my patients have died.

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How far have you gone? Qualifications, and references

Have you ever been caught? No

Why did you get caught? I didn't

Have you ever got a high salary job by lying on your CV? About £150,000

What did you say (PM me the specifics)? I didn't get caught

Is it completely against your morals etc? No

 

To be honest, for the last 3 years I've been a surgeon, got a great job, I would of thought they would of figures it out when I was only 16 when I got the job, my references were me with a fake accent and the fact that everyone of my patients have died.

 

:lol:

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Never lied on a CV, but happy to emphasise the good points of my skills/experience in line with the role applied for.

 

Maybe its because I'm after a career and not a job, but to me I need to know that any job offered to me is one which I am capable of doing and is being offered to me and not a fictional candidate (if it was for a saturday job I wouldn't care!).

 

If your CV is genuine then the interview should be a piece of piss as its just backing it up with words, if you've embellished then it becomes more tricky.

 

Served me well so far in life, but then I'm lucky that my qualifications and past employers open doors so I can afford to hold the moral ground here!

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  • 4 weeks later...

For the first time ever I have just completed a job application without needing to tell a single lie or bend the truth. I think I might finally be qualified for something.

 

Take it the job was "being a cunt"? Give me a shout if there's any further vacancies. :pow:

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How far have you gone? Qualifications, and references

Have you ever been caught? No

Why did you get caught? I didn't

Have you ever got a high salary job by lying on your CV? About £150,000

What did you say (PM me the specifics)? I didn't get caught

Is it completely against your morals etc? No

 

To be honest, for the last 3 years I've been a surgeon, got a great job, I would of thought they would of figures it out when I was only 16 when I got the job, my references were me with a fake accent and the fact that everyone of my patients have died.

 

:lol:  :clap:

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For the first time ever I have just completed a job application without needing to tell a single lie or bend the truth. I think I might finally be qualified for something.

 

Take it the job was "being a cunt"? Give me a shout if there's any further vacancies. :pow:

 

Over qualified.

 

However I hear they might have an "old cunt" vacancy coming up.

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How far have you gone?

I speak Spanish fluently.

 

Have you ever been caught?

Yes.

 

Why did you get caught?

I don't speak Spanish fluently, or at all.

 

He was also applying to be a translator  :facepalm:

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