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The diet starts NOW! Who's with me?

 

GM, your wife asked me to get you involved specifically.

 

 

 

:lol: Cheeky bitch.

 

EDIT: Wait a minute...how do you know my wife so well? :lol: :harry:

 

Tell me about it... pot calling kettle, right?

 

The word that springs to mind is "saddlebags", tbh. :huff:

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Guest lankybellwipe

I laugh every new year!

 

Someone brings it up! How do we aim to lose the pounds we may have put on during the holiday?

 

Then, a further two weeks down the line, all is forgotten, and those extra pounds vanish due to natural causes anyway!

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The diet starts NOW! Who's with me?

 

GM, your wife asked me to get you involved specifically.

 

 

 

:lol: Cheeky bitch.

 

EDIT: Wait a minute...how do you know my wife so well? :lol: :harry:

 

Tell me about it... pot calling kettle, right?

 

The word that springs to mind is "saddlebags", tbh. :huff:

whose gona tell her you called her that ?
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The diet starts NOW! Who's with me?

 

GM, your wife asked me to get you involved specifically.

 

 

 

:lol: Cheeky bitch.

 

EDIT: Wait a minute...how do you know my wife so well? :lol: :harry:

 

Tell me about it... pot calling kettle, right?

 

The word that springs to mind is "saddlebags", tbh. :huff:

whose gona tell her you called her that ?

 

I just did.  :bluestar: blackeye.gif blackeye.gif blackeye.gif

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Need to lose at least a stone. :hmm:

 

Very generous of you to be some modets in your assessment. I'd say I need to lose a good lot more than that, tbh. About 6 stones, tbh. Trouble is, I just can't be arsed. :hmm:

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Need to lose at least a stone. :hmm:

 

Very generous of you to be some modets in your assessment. I'd say I need to lose a good lot more than that, tbh. About 6 stones, tbh. Trouble is, I just can't be arsed. :hmm:

 

Might have a month or two off the ale. Normally sorts it out. :)

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Guest kingdawson

Wow 6 stones.

 

Congratulations. Good of you to judge without ever f***ing meeting me or seeing me, twatface.

 

You said it yourself you drunk fool :lol:

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Wow 6 stones.

 

Congratulations. Good of you to judge without ever f***ing meeting me or seeing me, twatface.

 

You said it yourself you drunk fool :lol:

 

Oh look at you Mr Sobriety 2009. You condescending motherfunster. So what if I'm built like Robbie Coltrane on a particularly burgertastic day? I've got a heart of Gold and a head full of intellectual promise and a persecution complex that would put most Jews to shame. I am the MAN. :D

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

The thing is all you fat bastards type the mr. big nasty trying to be simon cowell stuff to me, but you could never catch me in real life. Not so easy when there is actual physical movement required.

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