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Guest palnese

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Fucking hell. I'd shit myself if I saw something like that,

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Jesus H fucking nazareth you fuckstain. Coffee hazard!! :angry: Laptop whirring!! :angry:

 

They look to be Camel sp...... I can't say that word. I heard a story ages ago, about a bloke asleep(?) in a tent in the desert somewhere. His mate walked in, to see a spider the size of a dart board, gnawing on his injured leg!

 

And I thought he was joking!! :kasper:  The c*nt, twat, pissflap, and utter bastard!!  :weep:

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Jesus H f***ing nazareth you fuckstain. Coffee hazard!! :angry: Laptop whirring!! :angry:

 

They look to be Camel sp...... I can't say that word. I heard a story ages ago, about a bloke asleep(?) in a tent in the desert somewhere. His mate walked in, to see a spider the size of a dart board, gnawing on his injured leg!

 

And I thought he was joking!! :kasper:  The c*nt, t***, pissflap, and utter b******!!  :weep:

 

Wastn't that an april fools gag tho?

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Jesus H f***ing nazareth you fuckstain. Coffee hazard!! :angry: Laptop whirring!! :angry:

 

They look to be Camel sp...... I can't say that word. I heard a story ages ago, about a bloke asleep(?) in a tent in the desert somewhere. His mate walked in, to see a spider the size of a dart board, gnawing on his injured leg!

 

And I thought he was joking!! :kasper:  The c*nt, t***, pissflap, and utter b******!!  :weep:

 

Wastn't that an april fools gag tho?

 

Gag or not, thbe bastards exist!!

 

And Blessthishouse, tomorrow, I shall be boarding the bathroom door up!! The boy and I would prefer to stink............ moreso than curently

 

Edit: Was it Ovett and Cram who battled it out about 20 years ago for the title of... whatever?  These two fuckers would have beaten them, if they hadn't first assaulted them on the way, and made luncheon of them!!

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Candiru (fish)

 

Although lurid anecdotes of attacks of humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru entering a human orifice.[7] In this instance, the victim claimed that the candiru "jumped" into his urethra as he urinated while thigh-deep in a river.[8] It was also once thought that the fish was attracted to urine, but this was later discredited in formal experimentation.[4][9] Indeed, the fish appears to not have any response to any chemical attractants, and primarily hunts by visual tracking.[9] Bathers in the region are, however, warned not to urinate while swimming, out of concern that the expansion of the urethra during urination will allow the fish to enter the otherwise closed orifice.[8]

 

Traditional treatment for candiru is said to involve the use of extracts from the jagua or jenipapo plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple, as it is thought that these two plants together will kill and then dislodge the fish.[10] Modern medicine, however, uses surgery.

 

 

Basically if you in the amazon and taking a piss into the water while swiiming this little fucker will follow the urine trail and swim inside your nob.  It has fisn which point backs so it acts like a fishing hook when you try and pull it out.

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Guest Stephen927

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Jesus H f***ing nazareth you fuckstain. Coffee hazard!! :angry: Laptop whirring!! :angry:

 

They look to be Camel sp...... I can't say that word. I heard a story ages ago, about a bloke asleep(?) in a tent in the desert somewhere. His mate walked in, to see a spider the size of a dart board, gnawing on his injured leg!

 

And I thought he was joking!! :kasper:  The c*nt, t***, pissflap, and utter b******!!  :weep:

 

If you type camel spider into Google, theres a few pictures of the bites they leave. Not nice at all.

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