Astroblack Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Without having a wank. Me: eight days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I knew what the question was going to be. Probably a couple of weeks when in S America before I got the hang of wanking in the showers. edit: I took the question to mean without a jizz. Obviously the need to wank isn't that great when co-habiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 i'm always tempted to do this after THAT episode of seinfeld. get people to sign up and see who can be the master of their domain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 This fucking forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Yea just saw that episode and it got me thinking Oh and in before 13 years or some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Yea just saw that episode and it got me thinking Oh and in before 13 years or some shit. Too slow! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I don't count the days, being all "Hmm, today it has been so-so many days since I last had a wank, better do it soon before I break my previous record!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 be interesting if minister baba enters the thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 4 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 No idea, how the hell does anyone know the answer to this? Probably couldn't measure it in days... when single it can never be more than one or maybe two at the most! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Currently at least a couple of weeks, on some new medication recently and it kills the old sex drive stone dead for about a month whenever it's changed. Balls are starting to ache a bit though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Currently at least a couple of weeks, on some new medication recently and it kills the old sex drive stone dead for about a month whenever it's changed. Balls are starting to ache a bit though. you don't need a sex drive to wank. boredom is normally good enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 No idea. Probably the longest is the first few weeks with a new bird when there is neither opportunity nor need. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Horrified and disgusted............ DIS-GUSTED!! I had an inkling about the subject, so moved the cursor over the thread title, which revealed the OP and the subject. DISGUSTED!! Edit: (hadn't finished) I will have no part in this thread, and only opened it to air my utter disbelief at this disgraceful behaviour. You should all be locked up. This is tantamount to aiding and abetting mass genocide! I have never, ever treat my body with such disrespect and depravity!! Foul and filthy!! My mother thought she caught me out too, many years ago, until after much insistment, I finally hammered home that I had misplaced my Pritt-Stick in the washing basket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 In the past 7 years I think it's no longer than 4 days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hazish Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 6 hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Probably couldn't measure it in days... Me either, would have to be hours/minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I went two weeks once but that was to let the warts heal fully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 This wanking forum. fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 A week, having split up with my gf. I wasn't going to be the guy who sits wanking and crying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Day since i discovered the ancient art. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 A week, having split up with my gf. I wasn't going to be the guy who sits wanking and crying. Reminds me of this: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Time-For-A-Crywank/266123418800?ref=search&sid=504872289.40256976..1 Just broke up with your partner? Well nee one cares so you have two choices, either harden the fuck up or run yourself a bath, grab some cans, stick on a bit Airsupply and have yourself a massive crywank! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 6 weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Wonder if they same people posting in this thread are the same ones who immediately knew the length and width of their piece in the penis size thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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