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Haill to the rodent but he may be suffering, which is the best course of action  

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  1. 1. Haill to the rodent but he may be suffering, which is the best course of action

    • Vets (pay the money you tight get)
    • Let nature take it's course
    • Home euthenasia (explain)


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The bairn has this hamster. It's 3, so it's had a good run. It's developed a tumor on it's eye and it's canny manky.

 

The vet said it would be £30 to get it put down, i don't want to pay basically.

 

What i want to know is there anything you can think of that would be humane to do the deed at home. I can't flush the poor bugger (not that i would) because the bairn would never forgive me.

 

I know the poll makes it light hearted but i'll take it to the vet if users agree but it's a scurrying rodent ffs. I need to appease the bairn and help the poor little bugger on it's way.

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Interpolic, avert your eyes!

 

:lol: I was gonna fucking say like. Pay the vet. 30 quid man. Who wants to kill a bloody hamster man? Well, the vet, that's who - give him the money.

 

If Inter Milan weren't such indisciplined wankers I'd have contributed some money towards it.

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Guest Stephen927

Give it to Delima.

 

A line has been crossed.

 

Fuck it, I'll pay the £30. Poor little bugger. (Wrong word to use, I think.)

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Guest lankybellwipe

Throw it over the back fence. It's vermin.

 

Put £30 in your kids bank account.  :thup:

:mackems:

 

Remember that scene in Space odysey, where the ape throws the bone all slow motion? Replace 'bone' with 'hamster' followed by hoorified and screaming child!!

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I'd say releasing it into the wild (and into the jaw of a bird or fox) is a decent idea - circle of life and all that, probably millions of mice and other small vermin die the same way each day.

 

There's not really a humane way to put an animal down at home. The best option is probably to gas it but that's likely to be too much of a faff (unless just popping it on the vent from a gas boiler works) to save just £30.

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Give it to Delima.

 

A line has been crossed.

 

Fuck it, I'll pay the £30. Poor little bugger. (Wrong word to use, I think.)

 

Just sling it over the fence and tell the bairn it ran away. It's only a hamster. Barely even an animal.

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Give it to Delima.

 

A line has been crossed.

 

Fuck it, I'll pay the £30. Poor little bugger. (Wrong word to use, I think.)

 

Just sling it over the fence and tell the bairn it ran away. It's only a hamster. Barely even an animal.

 

"But dad, how could it run away, it couldn't see for its manky eye"

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