Guest sicko2ndbest Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I am best man at an upcoming ibiza stag do, anyone got any decent rules So far ive got 1. What goes on, on stag do’s stays on stag do’s 2. You can only use your phone between the hours of 9-10am and 6-7pm. 3. Left hand drinking only 4. Everyone must have one alcoholic beverage with breakfast 5. You must take up a challenge/dare (which dosn’t involve breaking the law) where 20 euro’s or more is offered. 6. No biting to provocation Anone help? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 No phone calls from your better half allowed outside the hotel room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 NO PICTURES Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Make sure to act like a lairy prick at all times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Make sure to batter any foreigners who may cross your path and be a total cunt to everyone that isn't in your group at all times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 7. You don't talk about stag do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I had no coke and no whores as my only rules, but to each his own I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leazes_Lad Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Fresh supplies of coke and whores every night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 7. Stay at home, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I am best man at an upcoming ibiza stag do, anyone got any decent rules So far ive got 1. What goes on, on stag do’s stays on stag do’s 2. You can only use your phone between the hours of 9-10am and 6-7pm. 3. Left hand drinking only 4. Everyone must have one alcoholic beverage with breakfast 5. You must take up a challenge/dare (which dosn’t involve breaking the law) where 20 euro’s or more is offered. 6. No biting to provocation Anone help? What if someone is left handed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Dont forget to put a jacket on. It might get cold later on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 RULE NUMBER ONE: THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!! RULE NUMBER TWO: No outside food. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 I am best man at an upcoming ibiza stag do, anyone got any decent rules So far ive got 1. What goes on, on stag do’s stays on stag do’s 2. You can only use your phone between the hours of 9-10am and 6-7pm. 3. Left hand drinking only 4. Everyone must have one alcoholic beverage with breakfast 5. You must take up a challenge/dare (which dosn’t involve breaking the law) where 20 euro’s or more is offered. 6. No biting to provocation Anone help? What if someone is left handed? I always get away with this whenever the drinking games appear. Nobody ever cottons on that I'm a lefty even though a fair few of my mates know that I am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 NO PICTURES List them I will make sure they are UP HELD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 don't kill the groom and any ailments are to be treat with the phrase "awww man, it'll just be alcohol poisoning" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Just make sure the Stag doesn't cheat on his other half, he'll probably end up regretting unless he is a twat. Other than that go hell for leather and get a few strippers in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Take a shed load of notes & spend, spend, spend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Don't bother man with all those daft rules. It becomes incredibly tiresome after the first hour. I organised a cracking trip to Glasgow and we didn't bother with any if that shite yet still managed to have a great laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 The groom is not allowed to refuse any drink that is placed in front of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 If anyone mentions their lass, they must allow an item of cutlery to be placed in their anus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leazes_Lad Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 If anyone mentions their lass, they must allow an item of cutlery to be placed in their anus. What about her anus, when they get back obviously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Number one: no t-shirts with names and/or numbers. Number two: don't have it in Newcastle, cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 rugby tour rules are funnny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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