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This is probably the best day of my entire life!

 

I didn't know McDonalds were giving away burgers.

 

I hate McDonalds more than your mum hates anal and I can tell you, she really doesn't like it. 

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

I wanted to crack jokes on this..but...I can't. I'm stealing this idea.

 

I was gonna say it'd scare the shit out of you if you didn't know about it, but that wouldn't even be a problem. In fact, you could market that as a feature.

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

I wanted to crack jokes on this..but...I can't. I'm stealing this idea.

 

"Mike, why is there shit on the radio?"

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

Imagine appliances that make you aware of what's happening. YOU.ARE.CURRENTLY.SHITTING.

 

 

 

I think I need to settle down tbh. I've had a mad tea of Tuna, Egg, Bread, Noodles, and Chick Peas. I'm off my tits on something.

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

and maybe a micro chip in your arse which the toilet senses and tunes straight to the station of your choice.
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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

I wanted to crack jokes on this..but...I can't. I'm stealing this idea.

 

I was gonna say it'd scare the shit out of you if you didn't know about it, but that wouldn't even be a problem. In fact, you could market that as a feature.

 

I was working on something about me giggling my ass off if I sat down and "Push it" by Salt n Pepa was on, but then I realized how awesome that would be and starting working on how to make it actually happen.

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Guest Phil K

Krul brings off a fantastic save - offside anyway

But hell, come on defence, wake up

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

I wanted to crack jokes on this..but...I can't. I'm stealing this idea.

 

"Mike, why is there shit on the radio?"

 

"That's Mick Lowes."

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Guest firetotheworks

This is probably the best day of my entire life!

 

I didn't know McDonalds were giving away burgers.

 

I hate McDonalds more than your mum hates anal and I can tell you, she really doesn't like it. 

 

My mam's dead.

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This is probably the best day of my entire life!

 

I didn't know McDonalds were giving away burgers.

 

I hate McDonalds more than your mum hates anal and I can tell you, she really doesn't like it. 

 

My mam's dead.

 

I did wonder why she was soo cold.

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Makes me think, great invention;

 

A toilet that puts the radio on when you sit down and turns off when you stand up! Would be easy to make.

 

i'd buy that.

 

I wanted to crack jokes on this..but...I can't. I'm stealing this idea.

 

"Mike, why is there shit on the radio?"

 

It's the new chocolate in my peanut butter moment.

 

I'm fucking rich.

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