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Food for morons tbh.

 

Elaborate.

 

No need.  And say please if you expect me to elaborate in future.

 

I'm very disappointed in you.

 

:lol: Are you his mam or something?

 

Dad tbh.

 

But sssh. He doesn't know yet.

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Food for morons tbh.

 

Elaborate.

 

No need.  And say please if you expect me to elaborate in future.

 

I'm very disappointed in you.

 

:lol: Are you his mam or something?

 

Dad tbh.

 

But sssh. He doesn't know yet.

 

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Food for morons tbh.

 

Elaborate.

 

No need.  And say please if you expect me to elaborate in future.

 

You've lost this round. Can't answer a fair question I see Gemmill. I'm very disappointed in you.

 

Do you really need me to elaborate like?  Pop tarts are so obviously designed for the brain dead.  No nutritional value and you make them in a toaster - easy food for simple people.  There.  Now go and pop your next meal in the toaster, mong boy!  bluebigrazz.gif

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No nutritional value and you make them in a toaster - easy food for simple people.  There.  Now go and pop your next meal in the toaster, mong boy!  bluebigrazz.gif

 

What can I say, I'm a student.

 

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You need more sophistication.  Try a pot noodle  bluebiggrin.gif

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No nutritional value and you make them in a toaster - easy food for simple people.  There.  Now go and pop your next meal in the toaster, mong boy!  bluebigrazz.gif

 

What can I say, I'm a student.

 

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You need more sophistication.  Try a pot noodle  bluebiggrin.gif

 

Super Noodles To Go are where it's at tbh.

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No nutritional value and you make them in a toaster - easy food for simple people.  There.  Now go and pop your next meal in the toaster, mong boy!  bluebigrazz.gif

 

What can I say, I'm a student.

 

blueshy.gif

 

You need more sophistication.  Try a pot noodle  bluebiggrin.gif

 

Super Noodles To Go are where it's at tbh.

 

On that diet I wouldn't be surprised if you had scurvy AND rickets tbh  bluebigrazz.gif

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Super Noodles got me through my 1st year at Uni, can't stand them now.

 

Pop Tarts are canny though, not had them for ages.

 

You and your mates from that uni photo are pretty much the demographic that Kelloggs were aiming for with the Pop Tart. :lol:

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Super Noodles got me through my 1st year at Uni, can't stand them now.

 

Pop Tarts are canny though, not had them for ages.

 

You and your mates from that uni photo are pretty much the demographic that Kelloggs were aiming for with the Pop Tart. :lol:

 

:homer:

 

"Mmmmmmm, pop tarts"

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Super noodles require a pan and time to boil the water over a hob. Thus they are unsuitable for students, as they create washing-up and require effort.

 

Also, they go all over the floor when you break the fucking thing.

 

Pot noodles are the epitome of student 'food'.

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Pot Noodles didn't have a kid on the advert whose bow tie spun round when he ate them though.  Super Noodles did.  That appeals to morons.  I can picture Ally and his mates sat down to eat their super noodles, looking down in disappointment at their motionless bow ties.

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Haven't had Pop Tarts in years now. I used to eat them using a uniform method; eat edges, remove and eat back, then eat remaining part with topping. :lol:

 

There doesn't seem to be any point to a pop tart, in fact I think I'd rather have toast.

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Haven't had Pop Tarts in years now. I used to eat them using a uniform method; eat edges, remove and eat back, then eat remaining part with topping. :lol:

 

There doesn't seem to be any point to a pop tart, in fact I think I'd rather have toast.

 

No doubt if there was a point on a Pop Tart, Blair would have it sanded off. Safety, you see.

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