Heron Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 ....to the NOFC, whom I have let down today by not turning out early at Sam Jacks. A mixture of sleeping in and a free sausage sandwich at home is what is now known as my excuse. I sincerely apologise for this mistake, and will ensure to turn out at the next pre-match drink. Kind Regards, Mr H Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 ....to the NOFC, whom I have let down today by not turning out early at Sam Jacks. A mixture of sleeping in and a free sausage sandwich at home is what is now known as my excuse. I sincerely apologise for this mistake, and will ensure to turn out at the next pre-match drink. Kind Regards, Mr H Dunno the details but IMO there is nowt to apologise for when a lie-in and sausage sarnie are on offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Aye, where's our sarnie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I don't even know what's going on and I want in on these sarnies. It's breakfast time, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I would give you one, but I putting my sausage in a bun, for your satisfaction sounds too homo-erotic for me, gorgeous. xx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I'm sure this lad munches on the magic beans every weekend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Don't obfuscate the free sarnie issue with your empty promises of gay sex! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Have to say like, having met Heza a few times in person, he's alreet. However, the lack of Sausage sharing is really hindering his reputation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Fucked already then? Good lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Fucked already then? Good lad. He starts munching about 8pm on Friday nights, spends most of the weekend on a different plane to the rest of us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Sounds like a good weekend, until he finishes and the come down kicks in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Crow's Nest at 3:30 is where it's at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I feel like a 3-legged hippo wearing a yellow mankini and singing abba today like. Just as well I didn't start early. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Thought this was in reference to your terrible patter. Disappointed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 his patter > that patter right there ^^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Dave, you've always struck me as a bit of paedophile. Not a total one like, just border-line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 I like Heza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Dave, you've always struck me as a bit of paedophile. Not a total one like, just border-line. he'd like to but hasn't got the bottle as they'd be bigger than him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Dave, you've always struck me as a bit of paedophile. Not a total one like, just border-line. fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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