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Would you knob your fave porn star?


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The porn star thread had me thinking. About porn.

 

Also, I wondered what proportion of people would shag their favourite porn star, given the chance. This is ignoring all girlfriend, pregnancy and STD issues.

 

Pros

  • You get to shag your fave porn star
  • She'd know what she was doing
  • You could do things no normal lasses do, like spurt on their face without getting an uppercut
  • You'd probably be knobbing a lass you wouldn't be able to pull
  • You'd have a great story to tell and bragging rights

 

Cons

  • You'd be going where a thousand blokes have been, a thousand lasses have been, and possibly some midgets and trannies
  • Unless you were hung like a donkey, it would be like chucking a sausage up Briggate*
  • You'd know she wasn't going to be impressed with your shit stamina
  • You'd know she didn't fancy you in the slightest
  • There wouldn't be a chance to do it again

 

Well?

 

*Change to 'hoying a sausage up Northumberland St.' if you're a Geordie

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The porn star thread had me thinking. About porn.

 

Also, I wondered what proportion of people would shag their favourite porn star, given the chance. This is ignoring all girlfriend, pregnancy and STD issues.

 

Pros

  • You get to shag your fave porn star
  • She'd know what she was doing
  • You could do things no normal lasses do, like spurt on their face without getting an uppercut
  • You'd probably be knobbing a lass you wouldn't be able to pull
  • You'd have a great story to tell and bragging rights

 

Cons

  • You'd be going where a thousand blokes have been, a thousand lasses have been, and possibly some midgets and trannies
  • Unless you were hung like a donkey, it would be like chucking a sausage up Briggate*
  • You'd know she wasn't going to be impressed with your shit stamina
  • You'd know she didn't fancy you in the slightest
  • There wouldn't be a chance to do it again

 

Well?

 

*Change to 'hoying a sausage up Northumberland St.' if you're a Geordie

 

 

shag you? no way lass, not unless I get to do it twice

 

 

it's not buy one get one free FFS

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Hell yeah!

 

But would you do it on film? :wullie:

Must admit I'd probally shit myself first..

 

There's a market for that.

 

Tell ya what if it pays well enough......

 

shit on my friend, shit on!

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Hell yeah!

 

But would you do it on film? :wullie:

Must admit I'd probally shit myself first..

 

I would shag my favourite porn star and i would do it on film.

 

Dave you know im like Ron in more ways than that  tongue.gif

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Would any of you guys fuck Ariana Jollee?

 

Star of 65 Guy Creampie, and many other mental films.

 

 

I have a vid where she rims about 25 guys :(

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