Espio Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 World Wrestling Football (club) Fuck it, it started a bit of banter in the rumours thread, so surely worthy of it's own. Vince McMahon in Talks with Ashley? http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/2011/01/new-owner-to-wrestle-control-o.html New owner to wrestle control of Newcastle United? By Isaac Ashe on Jan 21, 11 04:05 PM in Oddballs IT'S not just never-gonna-happen rumours about players like David Beckham and Ronaldinho joining teams like Leicester City and Scunthorpe that get banded about in the silly season that is the January transfer window. In fact my favourite bit of unsubstantiated gossip so far this month involves new ownership looking to get a hold on Newcastle United. Because word on the street is Mike Ashley is in talks with billionaire WWE owner Vince McMahon over the sale of the Magpies. If this actually happens, on hearing the news I promise I will tear off my shirt Hulk Hogan style and wrestle whoever's nearest to me to the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
Decky Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 http://i53.tinypic.com/nmf0bq.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Weezertron Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 We should come up with wrestling names for the players. Kill some time. Edit: I can't be arsed. Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 My crush on Shane-O Mac would probably come back. Link to post Share on other sites
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Loughborough Echo blog Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Vince McMahon Net Worth: $1,100 mil Want. Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Wallsend Screwjob. Link to post Share on other sites
Astroblack Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 He shelled out 150 million on his wife's failed senator campaign, he might splash the cash for us. Won't happen though. Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 He shelled out 150 million on his wife's failed senator campaign, he might splash the cash for us. Won't happen though. BUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW TOLD ME HE WAS IN A COMA! Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 If the floodlights fail at any point in the near future I'll think the Undertaker is coming out. Link to post Share on other sites
Thespence Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Next week on Raw, Vince & Mike are in the ring for the signing of contracts. Mike Ashley is taking the North East number 1 wrestler as protection: The Charva MC Pauly C Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Very good Jill. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy shit, we'd never hear the end of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Neil Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy shit, we'd never hear the end of it. I was gonna say, you must be fucking delighted at this rumour mate. Theme songs for players - any suggestions? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cdn_geordie Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: Every player would enter the pitch one at time with their own theme music. Subs would be run ins, with the oncoming player attacking the player coming off with a chair, or probably just a bottle of Lucazade. Seriously though, could you imagine it, man. Holy s***, we'd never hear the end of it. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Snrub Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Theme songs for players - any suggestions? Andy Carroll coming out to Smack My Bitch Up Link to post Share on other sites
BONTEMPI Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Theme songs for players - any suggestions? Andy Carroll coming out to Smack My Bitch Up Kevin Nolans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOr5wd219Q Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Maybe some good will come of it. We could have at Wrestlemania the return of the Mean Street Posse vrs the newcomers The Cockney Mafia, imagine the buy rates that would generate, especially in Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites
ponsaelius Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Never watched wrestling [/noideawhatyou'reallgoingonabout] Link to post Share on other sites
Fenham Mag Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Andy Carroll finishing move, the flying headbutt. Link to post Share on other sites
TBG Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Next week on Raw, Vince & Mike are in the ring for the signing of contracts. Mike Ashley is taking the North East number 1 wrestler as protection: The Charva MC Pauly C Nice to see where my tax money is being spent. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueStar Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 All would be dandy until his heel turn when he rips off his suit to reveal a sunderland shirt. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
kingxlnc Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 They should just have the Premier League trophy in the middle of the pitch hanging from the roof of the stadium... ladder match for the title anyone...? P.S. Ameobi with a bit of face paint on = Papa Shango...hmm. So THAT'S why every single manager has loved him and kept him.... the power of VOODOO! Link to post Share on other sites
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