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Apparently he had a mate round the other night and they were watching Led Zeppelin videos until 2am.

 

"... and then he gets up, right, and starts pretending he's playing guitar.  Starts doing that, what do you call it, that cardboard guitar".

 

:dowie:

 

:lol:

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:lol: Brillo. My mates dad said when we were listening to some semi-reasonable dance, in a total "I'm down with the kids" voice:

 

"Yeah guys this music is chill, it's funky...but dance-able" :lol: sounded so like alan partridge, he must have been pissed.

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Watching some football round a mates years and years ago. Goal is scored and my mate's dad shouts "SNORTER!!!!"

 

Same bloke also insisted that he got overtaken by a 'yuggernaut'.

 

Both sound stupidly petty but the lad still gets the piss ripped out of him because of his dad.  :lol:

 

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When we were younger and we all used to play on Cod on xbl, one of the lads dad's used to play, once the son team killed him and the dad marched into his room, bollocked him, turned his Xbox off and took it off him for a week then carried on playing with the rest of the kids :lol:

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Mam - "Two of the bakers from my work are getting married, we've been inviting to their wedding"

 

Dad - "Alright, what are they called?"

 

Mam - "Trevor and Steven"

 

Dad - "Fuck's sake man, at least I now know the origins of puff pastry"

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"gimp....GIIIMP............GIMP"

 

"what"

 

"Never mind what, ya teas ready"

 

WTF

 

dont shout my name and when i question you what you want me for, get super arsey about it  :lol:

 

 

this, faintly hears name shouted from other end of House.

 

goes to top of stairs and replies to shouted name, 'what?'

 

volcanic eruption - ' DONT YOU WHAT ME !!!!( RAGE)' :angry:

 

fucking hell- I thought 'What?' as a response to someone shouting my name was perfectly reasonable.

 

Still ive got pretty good understanding of where my phsycopahy comes from.  :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another one.

 

 

I moved back in 8 years ago when I split with my Mrs.

 

complained about me banging doors when he was working nights.

 

 

a few days later he complained i was leaving doors open all the time.

 

miserable old bastard

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Apparently he had a mate round the other night and they were watching Led Zeppelin videos until 2am.

 

"... and then he gets up, right, and starts pretending he's playing guitar.  Starts doing that, what do you call it, that cardboard guitar".

 

:dowie:

 

:lol:

 

Eh? :lol: That mate of me Da's is nearly as mental as him to be fair.

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Mam - "Two of the bakers from my work are getting married, we've been inviting to their wedding"

 

Dad - "Alright, what are they called?"

 

Mam - "Trevor and Steven"

 

Dad - "Fuck's sake man, at least I now know the origins of puff pastry"

 

:lol: :lol:

 

My dad has called Muse "The Muse" for as long as I can remember.

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14/15 year old walks past when me and my team mates waiting at football...

 

My Dad:If she was my daughter I'd still be bathing her.

 

Your dad is a fucking pervert.

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