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did you have to have surgery to save a testicle?

 

Na mate, mine rectified itsef like. Don't know how, but they sort of unwided themselves. They were in my gut IIRC.

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Havn't had an STD luckily. Remember my mate at work shitting himself that he could have chlamydia, being the friend I am I never let him live it down. Don't know if I might have a form of torsion or something though from time to time, my balls ache for lengthy periods of time for no reason. Really should get it checked but I'm too lazy.

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Don't think it's an STD but have had pretty lethal smegma in the past.

 

Literally used to scrape a good few kilos off a week into this little smeg-bucket me grandma got is for Christmas once.

 

:jesuswept:

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I don't know what it was but my p*ss smelt like Coffee for 2 weeks once, and I don't drink Coffee.

 

Can't think of any coffee-related puns.

 

Don't let it keep you up.

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I've got this problem with me bollocks where like, every few month, It swells up gets really tender. I just jump in the bath and it goes down and everything is fine.

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I've got this problem with me bollocks where like, every few month, It swells up gets really tender. I just jump in the bath and it goes down and everything is fine.

 

See a doctor, ffs.

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I don't know what it was but my p*ss smelt like Coffee for 2 weeks once, and I don't drink Coffee.

 

Can't think of any coffee-related puns.

 

Don't let it keep you up.

 

It's a serious deal, puns would just make a mocha-ry of the situation.

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