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Right, I've got this app on my phone which generates stories based on the (usually vulgar) words you put into it.  Lots of fun going around a table in a pub and doing one word each then reading the result.

 

So give me a word each and I'll post the results. First we'll try the story "Video Games"

 

I need, in order

 

1. Adjective (Describing word) FLACID

2. Company name - ANN SUMMERS

3. Noun (a thing) COPY OF RAYMAN 2 FOR THE PSX

4. Noun - TABLE

5. Noun - EGG

6. Noun - NICE N SPICY NIKNAKS

7. Noun - COCK

8. Noun - FLAG

9. Adjective ENTICING

10. Verb (doing word) - VIGOUROUSLY RUBBING

11. Adjective - BURNING

12. Person's name (preferably a poster  :pow:) - YORKIE-GEORDIE

13. Place ERIC CANTONA'S FITTED KITCHEN

14. Plural number -9.000

15. Plural noun - SHEEP

16. Noun - SPATULA

17. Adjective - PULSATING

 

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Your trust in this forum's level of English is fantastic!  :lol:

 

Adjective (Describing word)

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Anyway...

 

flaccid

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Video Game

 

Today, Flacid Games is proud to announce their first game for the Ann Summer's GameCopy Of Rayman 2 For The PSX console: "Table Egg: Nice N Spicy Niknaks of the Cock."

 

It is a game in the "Flag" genre where you, a enticing egg, must try to vigorously rub the burning Yorkie-Geordie from Eric Cantona's fitted kitchen.  Throughout the game, you will be vigorously rubbing 9,000 sheep as you progress towards your final goal.

 

"Table Egg: Nice N Spicy Niknaks of the Cock" is the first game for the Ann Summer's GameCopy Of Rayman 2 For The PSX to use the new Spatula attachment for the Ann Summer'smote, which should help players feel pulsating.

 

Look for "Table Egg: Nice N Spicy Niknaks of the Cock"  in stores this fall!

 

 

Well, that could have worked better :lol:

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