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2011 N-O Awards: The Results


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Newcastle-Online Awards 2011

 

The votes are in. So without any further ado, here’s the rundown of who’s won what. I’m not going to create a song and dance around them and try to present them as if they were the Oscars because:

(a) that was done a few years ago by Rich to such a degree of excellence it will never be bettered

(b) you’ve all made it quite clear what you think of my patter...and I've taken a big huff :huff:

© I haven’t got the time and just want these fecking awards off my desk

 

So, here they are in award alphabetical order...

 

Best Avatar

Winner:  thomas

Runner-up:  Sewelly

 

Best Chat Poster

Winner:  Mike

Runner-up:  Interpolic

 

Best Chat Thread

Winner:  Le Meme Fred

Runner-up:  Daft Confessions

 

Best Dirty Foreigner

Winner:  Mike

Runner-up:  Nobody

 

Best Double Act

Winner:  BarackObama & Interpolic

 

Best Football Poster

Winner:  Sewelly

Runner-up:  Wullie

 

Best Football Thread

Winner:  Kasper's Animated Football Thread

Runner-up:  Liverpool/Battle for 7th

 

Best Forum Meltdown

Winner:  Andy Carroll Sale Thread

Runner-up:  Stifler's woman trouble

 

Best Forum Tattoo

Winner:  Rocker's David Brent tattoo

Runner-up:  Tattoos are for losers

 

Best Forum Vendetta

Winner:  Everyone vs Liverpool

Runner-up:  Rocker vs Colocho

 

Best Games Poster

Winner:  Clay

Runner-up:  OCK

 

Best Lurker

Winner:  Lee Ryder

And yes, I will happily Tweet the lurking little bastard if you want...

 

Best Newcomer

Winner:  HansDownerpantz

Runner-up:  bimpy474

 

Best Non-Toon Poster

Winner:  Neil

Runner-up:  Village Idiot

 

Best Overall Poster

Winner:  madras

Runner-up:  Interpolic/OCK

 

Best Post of the Year - Chat

Winner:  Jack Flash

Runner-up:  HansDownerpantz

 

Best Post of the Year - Football

Winner:  bigfella

Runner-up:  BlueStar

 

Best thing to happen at NUFC in 2011

Winner:  Signing Demba Ba

Runner-up:  Krul becoming our goalie

 

Biggest Bore

Winner:  Colocho

Runner-up:  Ronaldo

 

Biggest Fraud

Winner:  AliGupter

Runner-up:  Nobody even came close

 

Forum Top Tipster

Winner:  David28

Runner-up:  Stu

 

Funniest C*nt

Winner:  Cajun/Mike

Runner-up:  MW

 

Game of the Year

Winner:  NUFC 4-4 Arsenal

 

Goal of the Year

Winner:  Tiote vs Arsenal

 

Lushest Lass of the Year

Winner:  Lass#2

Runner-up:  Lass#1

 

Most Annoying Dirty Foreigner

Winner:  Benarfanufc10

Runner-up:  EthiGeordie

 

Most Helpful Dave

Winner:  Dave

Runner-up:  Rich

 

Most Improved Player

Winner:  Tim Krul

Runner-up:  Steven Taylor

 

Most Improved Poster

Winner:  Yorkie

Runner-up:  Pip

 

Most Knowledgeable Chat Poster

Winner:  indi

Runner-up:  Parky

 

Most Knowledgeable Footie Poster

Winner:  Sewelly

Runner-up:  Optimistic Nut

 

Most Underrated Poster

Winner:  Beren

Runner-up:  Ian W

 

Outstanding Long-Term Achievement Award

Winner:  Dave

Runner-up:  Skirge

 

Person You Wish Would Leave The Forum Forever

Winner:  Ronaldo

Runner-up:  Doctor Zaius

 

Player of the Year

Winner:  Coloccini

Runner-up:  Ba

 

Poster Most Likely To End Up In Prison

Winner:  Stifler

Runner-up:  AliGupter

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often

Winner:  Lazlo

Runner-up:  LBW/ChezGiven

 

Poster You'd Least Like To Meet

Winner:  Ronaldo

Runner-up:  womblemaster

 

Poster You'd Most Like To Meet

Winner:  Mike

Runner-up:  DemBABA

 

The Bantersaurus Rex Award

Winner:  wormy

Runner-up:  Mike

 

Thickest Twat

Winner:  ChristmasTree

Runner-up:  Stifler

 

Walter Mitty Award for Delusions of Self-Grandeur

Winner:  Ronaldo

Runner-up:  MartinJol

 

Worst Chat Thread

Winner:  Wrestling thread

Runner-up:  Anything by womblemaster

 

Worst Football Thread

Winner:  United for Newcastle

Runner-up:  Ben Arfa thread

 

Worst Newcomer

Winner:  ChristmasTree

Runner-up:  Tdeans/EastendGeordie

 

Worst thing to happen at NUFC in 2011

Winner:  Stadium renaming/rebranding

Runner-up:  Steven Taylor's injury

 

Thank you and sayonara.  :smitten:

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Worst Chat Thread

Winner:  Wrestling thread

 

;D No way! Madness!  :lol:

 

 

.....great work though, GM :thup: It must've been a time-consuming annoyance, so thanks.

 

 

tbh all the worst ones i didnt know what to pick, never go into them. i voted for the NBA one cos i fucking hated at school when some people would go play basketball instead of football

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Worst Chat Thread

Winner:  Wrestling thread

 

;D No way! Madness!  :lol:

 

 

.....great work though, GM :thup: It must've been a time-consuming annoyance, so thanks.

 

 

tbh all the worst ones i didnt know what to pick, never go into them. i voted for the NBA one cos i fucking hated at school when some people would go play basketball instead of football

 

Voted womblemaster. Travesty that the wrestling thread of all the Americanised threads got it. :lol:

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Worst Chat Thread

Winner:  Wrestling thread

 

;D No way! Madness!  :lol:

 

 

.....great work though, GM :thup: It must've been a time-consuming annoyance, so thanks.

 

 

tbh all the worst ones i didnt know what to pick, never go into them. i voted for the NBA one cos i fucking hated at school when some people would go play basketball instead of football

 

Voted womblemaster. Travesty that the wrestling thread of all the Americanised threads got it. :lol:

 

mm i dont mind people like wrestling, can see why it might be amusing enough

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Worst Chat Thread

Winner:  Wrestling thread

 

;D No way! Madness!  :lol:

 

 

.....great work though, GM :thup: It must've been a time-consuming annoyance, so thanks.

 

 

tbh all the worst ones i didnt know what to pick, never go into them. i voted for the NBA one cos i fucking hated at school when some people would go play basketball instead of football

 

Voted womblemaster. Travesty that the wrestling thread of all the Americanised threads got it. :lol:

 

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ben arfa shudda won worst football thread imo

 

lass #1 shudda won as well

 

Scarlet should have won best lass and best avatar.

 

Bullshit. Best bitch one.

 

I echo the thanks to Bluf and GM.

 

mate, #1. alright il give you no2 is pretty stunning. the stuff i would do to no1 you dont even want to know. she looks like a right dirty bitch as well

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