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Sorry neesy, i'm bored :)

 

Girlfriend is chinese and moved back a couple months ago so I took a job teaching english here to be with her.  The shit you see on tv about the smog is true btw, it's all over the city right now.

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Just finished a year in Korea doing the same thing, it's an experience I'll say that much.

 

Don't think I could live in that part of the world permanently, it's too different and apparently China is even tougher to live in than Korea. Had a really great year though and would recommend it to anyone.

 

Wait until you see their penises though, they're tiny.

 

:yao:

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I lived there for four years. Can't say I miss it much, except for the food that was amazingly good. Yes the smog is bad, sometimes it gets so bad they have to close the airport down. You can always tell when there is an official visit by some  dignitary or other, they send up chemical rockets to explode in the air and create rain to wash away the smog for a few days. Quite nice for those days and traffic is fucking terrible also.

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Jesus, Shak, i hadnt planned on seeing any penises.  Having some trouble accessing torrent sites and bbc, not sure if thats the great firewall of china or my pc thoough.

 

Where did you live Garth, i'm in Guangzhou

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Wait until you see their penises though, they're tiny.

:yao:

 

sick f***, had your year perving on innocent korean fellas and now you're off eh?  outrageous

 

I didn't want to put it quite like that but I was wondering how he'd managed to see enough penises to make it statistically quantifiable.

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I didn't want to put it quite like that but I was wondering how he'd managed to see enough penises to make it statistically quantifiable.

 

probably went to the saunas, they're all right nekked in them saunas

 

:megusta:

 

Had planned to avoid the things at all costs but we were in Seoul for the weekend one time during winter and the motel had no hot water so we worked up the courage to go to one.

 

Stood at my locker for like five minutes working up the courage to walk out there, doesn't  help when you know every last one of the cunts is going to stare at the 6ft 4' westerner. :lol:

 

Don't you spend months on end on a big oil rig in the middle of nowhere with just hundreds of men btw? Sounds a bit suspect to me that.

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My best mate is shifting over to Shanghi for two years, at the end of next month (work reasons) Wife and bairn are going with him. Good thing is we can keep in touch via Skype and I think Facebook, if you set up at VPN. Massive move for them, though I wish them well. Coming up to see us and family over Easter.

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I didn't want to put it quite like that but I was wondering how he'd managed to see enough penises to make it statistically quantifiable.

 

probably went to the saunas, they're all right nekked in them saunas

 

:megusta:

 

Had planned to avoid the things at all costs but we were in Seoul for the weekend one time during winter and the motel had no hot water so we worked up the courage to go to one.

 

Stood at my locker for like five minutes working up the courage to walk out there, doesn't  help when you know every last one of the cunts is going to stare at the 6ft 4' westerner. :lol:

 

Don't you spend months on end on a big oil rig in the middle of nowhere with just hundreds of men btw? Sounds a bit suspect to me that.

 

:pokerface:

 

ahem, single bathrooms with a lock on the door :lol:

 

i started using them saunas when i fucked my back, they're canny good...amazing to beat a hangover

 

oh and aye, you'd probably draw a bit of attention there yourself like, still at least the height of you there's a chance they'd be looking up at you and not clocking your chopper

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Just finished a year in Korea doing the same thing, it's an experience I'll say that much.

 

Don't think I could live in that part of the world permanently, it's too different and apparently China is even tougher to live in than Korea. Had a really great year though and would recommend it to anyone.

 

Wait until you see their penises though, they're tiny.

 

:yao:

 

:lol: :lol:

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I didn't want to put it quite like that but I was wondering how he'd managed to see enough penises to make it statistically quantifiable.

 

probably went to the saunas, they're all right nekked in them saunas

 

:megusta:

 

Had planned to avoid the things at all costs but we were in Seoul for the weekend one time during winter and the motel had no hot water so we worked up the courage to go to one.

 

Stood at my locker for like five minutes working up the courage to walk out there, doesn't  help when you know every last one of the cunts is going to stare at the 6ft 4' westerner. :lol:

 

Don't you spend months on end on a big oil rig in the middle of nowhere with just hundreds of men btw? Sounds a bit suspect to me that.

 

:pokerface:

 

ahem, single bathrooms with a lock on the door :lol:

 

i started using them saunas when i fucked my back, they're canny good...amazing to beat a hangover

 

oh and aye, you'd probably draw a bit of attention there yourself like, still at least the height of you there's a chance they'd be looking up at you and not clocking your chopper

 

How is the back anyway? Back playing footy at all or seeing any of them lads these days?

 

My casual, shot in the dark diagnosis in the pub that day being spot on was pretty funny. :lol:

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yeah, fucking hilarious shak :lol:

 

still not right, going to a specialist in seoul when i get home next week...nowhere near being able to play again like

 

by the way going to PM you about something....

 

EDIT: was out with dave for the mackems game aye...me, dave and the car staff watching the game in lucky strike, class!

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Jesus, Shak, i hadnt planned on seeing any penises.  Having some trouble accessing torrent sites and bbc, not sure if thats the great firewall of china or my pc thoough.

 

Where did you live Garth, i'm in Guangzhou

 

No in Beijing, your right about the Great Chinese firewall. I thoroughly recommend in buying Express VPN that way you'll overcome the blocking and you can get a British IP address, that way you can watch British TV, if you want.

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I lived there for four years. Can't say I miss it much, except for the food that was amazingly good. Yes the smog is bad, sometimes it gets so bad they have to close the airport down. You can always tell when there is an official visit by some  dignitary or other, they send up chemical rockets to explode in the air and create rain to wash away the smog for a few days. Quite nice for those days and traffic is f***ing terrible also.

 

I very rarely knew what I was eating - I ordered a chicken dish once and the meat had scales.  The missus is convinced her mixed fish stew thing had frog in it as well. 

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