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Back in the old Wild West, there were two mackem cowboys, Peeeter and Thick Mick. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.

 

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians, last week they burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars. He then gives the bloke $1000

 

" The two Mackems looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian.

 

They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Peeeter threw a brick which hit the Indian right on the head.

 

The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine.

 

The two Mackems made their way down the ravine where Thick Mick pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.  Suddenly, Peeeter said, "Mick, take a look at this."

 

Mick replied, "Not now, I'm busy."

 

Peeeter tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."

 

Mick said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."

 

But Peeeter was adamant. "Please, Mick, take a look at this."

 

So Mick looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.

 

Mick just shook his head and said,

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"Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!" bluelaugh.gif

 

have fun

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