Si Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 https://vine.co/v/h9xAp0FgpVB Tan is magnificent. This guy is pure entertainment. He should run the world. He will be when his Death Star is fully functional. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Death Tan. Black Sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I heard he's buying the Knicks Please do! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YfvfpkiXH8 You're high as fucking shit if you think Tan has anything on James Dolan. Higher than a motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 WTF is that?! I need some context Context: No lie, I actually assumed it would be some video of a drunken idiot yelling about the Knicks during one of his concerts. The owner of the team actually composes and performs songs about his own incompetence!!! In what world does this make sense? I don't even know. The owner of the Knicks is a Rock Star! He tours the country with his fucking jazz band opening up for the The Eagles and one of his songs is about fixing the team that has been consistently terrible throughout his tenure, almost exclusively because of his inability to run a team. One of the lyrics is "Doing my best...that's my promise! I check with my friend Isiah Thomas!" Let's put a Newcastle spin on that lyric, so you can understand it better, and why it's just...the It's unreasonable how mad it makes me. If Mike Ashley had a jazz band and toured England with like Led Zeppelin or whatever, and he sang a song about making Newcastle better, if one of the lyrics was about how often he consulted with Joe Kinnear/Dennis Wise, you'd have a shit fit. You wouldn't even have a box big enough to put the rage in. This guy is just singing his songs, and fucking up the team, and all we do is be like edit: http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9854/jcs6.png It's one thing to be terrible, but I mean, our guy is singing songs about how bad things are. With like, happy guitar riffs and shit. It doesn't play well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 ...must shoehorn in American sports. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 ...must shoehorn in American sports. He mentioned it, I said something, he asked for context, I gave it. No shoehorns here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You wouldn't even have a box big enough to put the rage in. :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Everton: Robles, Baines, Alcaraz, Distin, Coleman, McCarthy, Barkley, Oviedo, Osman ©, Naismith, Lukaku Subs: Springthorpe, Hibbert, Heitinga, Jelavic, Mirallas, Pienaar, Stones Southampton: K.Davis, Lovren, Fonte, Lambert, S.Davis, Rodriguez, Ward-Prowse, Cork, Lallana, Chambers, Shaw Subs: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Yoshida, Ramirez, Hooiveld, Reed, Gallagher Thankfully no one misses out on my FF team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Naismith getting a start? My Everton mate won't be happy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 All the Aston Villa players run to the bench. Straight past the Manager Just saw that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Naismith getting a start? My Everton mate won't be happy x a lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Seamus Coleman is Dani fucking Alves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Everton defenders 9 goals, chelsea strikers 5 goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Even game at our place as I'm sure you're all keen to know. Can definitely see Southampton scoring, Lallana almost scored a goal very reminiscent of Bergkamp vs your lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You wouldn't even have a box big enough to put the rage in. :lol: :lol: 9+9=box, that's where the rage goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Disgusting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Liverpool 1-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Skrtel scores at the right end. Rather Liverpool win this than filthy Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 High scoring draw please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Why is Willian getting so much playing time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Tempting fate a little here but what in the blue hell is Eto'o doing starting PL games for a team who want to win the league? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Chelsea are there for the taking IMO. Annoyingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 What a save. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Can we have Mata please Chelsea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Can we have Mata please Chelsea? Aye, he'd be a class impact sub for us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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