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DC Movies - Suicide Squad - In theaters 5/8/16


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I really wish I could get excited about this but it'll be balls man. I really hope I'm proved wrong as I love all things Batman but it'll be an hour of Bat's and Supes throwing each other through buildings followed by an hour of them throwing the main bad guy through buildings.

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How will this work? The merits of either (and I'm talking Batman, lets be honest) is that they have their own completely unique tone and style as comics. You can't just stick them together. That's beyond discussing the fact one guy is an invincible alien and the other is just a canny hard bloke in a mask.  :lol:

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The only way this works is as a lurid gay porno tbh. Bruce and Clark just taking turns pounding each other and New York's criminal underground right in its seedy underbelly, literally.

I think we'd need 5 20-25 minute scenes tbh otherwise we're looking at poor sales. Bruce and Clark can be together in 1 of them, 2 at a push but the 2nd would have to be a 3-way (or an orgy scene), preferably the finale. A lesbian scene between Lois Lane and Selina Kyle  is absolutely imperative and my involvement in this movie rests on it.
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The only way this works is as a lurid gay porno tbh. Bruce and Clark just taking turns pounding each other and New York's criminal underground right in its seedy underbelly, literally.

I think we'd need 5 20-25 minute scenes tbh otherwise we're looking at poor sales. Bruce and Clark can be together in 1 of them, 2 at a push but the 2nd would have to be a 3-way (or an orgy scene), preferably the finale. A lesbian scene between Lois Lane and Selina Kyle  is absolutely imperative and my involvement in this movie rests on it.

 

You drive a hard bargain, but I think catering to all LGBT audiences is a noble cause.

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Superhero movies apart from Batman are shit, Superman was great when I was 10 and the TV series was on, but in reality it's shit.

 

I don't get the fascination over the last 10 years or so of recreating the superhero movies, not only that but the Spiderman ones are getting done again just a few years after they finished doing them.

 

* Can Batman actually be classed as a superhero considering he has no superpowers?

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the comic where batman takes down superman is f***ing class mind

 

Haven't read this but I've read that was very popular. No idea how it would work. Haven't read that article but read something Total Film retweeted about a line quoted from the comics.

 

 

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