catmag Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Peppa Pig is a cunt. This. She's an absolute little shit and if she were my child/pig/whatever-she-is she'd be grounded for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 JILLIAN!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Sorry mam. I've washed my mouth out with soap and like a good lass I cleaned the kitchen at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You're still grounded Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Good, gets me out of going to Morrisons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Good, gets me out of going to Morrisons. See, mams know best! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late 4 days late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 First kid innit? You'll be doing this for weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 My daughter is 14 or 15 weeks, she's already in 9 month clothes. I would say shes pushing 3 foot tall, or she would be if she could stand up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 My boy is nearly 2 and has slept through the night consistently since Christmas. Had a baby girl in May and she's surprisingly been an absolute breeze at night, wakes up at about 4am but wife is breastfeeding so I just sleep through it usually Little man woke up screaming at 4am and I've been up with him since. Forgotten what it's like to feel this tired! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late 4 days late 5 days late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 My boy is nearly 2 and has slept through the night consistently since Christmas. Had a baby girl in May and she's surprisingly been an absolute breeze at night, wakes up at about 4am but wife is breastfeeding so I just sleep through it usually Little man woke up screaming at 4am and I've been up with him since. Forgotten what it's like to feel this tired! Lucky git, my two don't like sleeping at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Question for those parents with older kids (let's say 13+?): do any of you not like your kids/who they've become/who they're becoming? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late 4 days late 5 days late 1 week late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I thought it was yesterday seeing as you didn't do your daily update. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late 4 days late 5 days late 1 week late Oh the joys of your partner going into get induced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Question for those parents with older kids (let's say 13+?): do any of you not like your kids/who they've become/who they're becoming? Can I get the same question but about my wife? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Due date.... 1 day late 2 days late 3 days late 4 days late 5 days late 1 week late How are you feeling emotionally? Leading upto both my boys' birth and the 10 day or so lateness, I was all over the place emotionally. I couldn't think straight or function much and the days dragged and dragged. I was emotionally spent and I was like a lass at times, very emotional etc. The thought of seeing my baby's face would make me well up for example. Apparently its quite common for fathers to go through some kind of emotional distress in the lead up to their child's birth. Its fucking great though. When my oldest who is now 3 was born, it was the weekend of mothers day and I wrote two cards out to my mam and wor lass, full of emotional stroppy shit, and I cried and cried at the enormity of becoming a parent something I had never planned, but thought I'd be fucking good at. My upbringing was tough, very tough, but I made it and the thought of me raising a little 'un was awe inspiring to be honest. Almost 4 years on I have two and yesterday we spent a few hours at the RVI with the 17 month old who busted his face running into our glass TV stand. He's fine, but his face is a tad swollen. When he come home he was running around like a lunatic. Kids man... I hope all goes well for you, your missus and the bairn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Personally I found the whole birth experience so boring and long that it took the sting out of my emotions. When my lad was born I didn't shed a tear. Kids are class. There little character quirks are amazing. I can't wait for mine to grow up, so I can take them camping or take the lad fishing or to the football. So much to look forward to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I hope all goes well for you, your missus and the bairn. Very much x2. I just got a wee bit emosh reading that! From the day we first went to the hospital thinking she was getting induced to the baby actually arriving was 8 days. Now we're talking about doing it all again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Personally I found the whole birth experience so boring and long that it took the sting out of my emotions. When my lad was born I didn't shed a tear. Kids are class. There little character quirks are amazing. I can't wait for mine to grow up, so I can take them camping or take the lad fishing or to the football. So much to look forward to. I was all over the place. They are amazing though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I always thought I wouldn't cry me being not the emotional type, but as soon as I clapped my eyes on both I lost it and with the first all the way home I had tears streaming down my eyes exclaiming "I love him" a lot, the whole experience is overpowering or was for me. From being meh about it all for 8.8 months to being all loved up 3 or so weeks later. I said it is the greatest show on earth and I stand by that. When that baby pops out, you change, instantly and massively so. It has been the making of me, even now lots of my friends and family members say "I can't believe your a dad". No more though. Maybe adoption in a few years time or even fostering. We love kids and we can give a kid a great home, lots of love and the very best of us as people. The thought of kids unhappy or without loving parents upsets me no end. Kids man, they are the fucking ultimate. How anyone could ever hurt a kid is beyond me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Question is HTT, does he like sharks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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