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Without further ado, here are the results of the 2013 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards:

 

Best Football Poster:

 

Beren

43 (47.8%)

Disco

25 (27.8%)

Sewelly

22 (24.4%)

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

Hanskissedhispantz

32 (38.6%

Mike

30 (36.1%)

Interpolic

21 (25.3%)

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

Coco

27 (45%)

Mike

22 (36.7%)

Clay

11 (18.3%)

 

 

Best Foreigner:

 

Mike

52 (51%)

Kaizero

26 (25.5%)

Deuce

24 (23.5%)

 

 

Best Newcomer:

 

Jotenko

40 (41.7%)

GeorgeCostanza

38 (39.6%)

R0cafella

18 (18.8%)

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster:

 

Neil

58 (56.3%)

Froggy

24 (23.3%)

Leffe

21 (20.4%)

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

Dave

36 (35.6%)

Interpolic

33 (32.7%)

Beren

32 (31.7%)

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

 

BrettNUFC

40 (40.8%)

Inochi

39 (39.8%)

Ian W

19 (19.4%)

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

Oakie Doke

42 (38.2%)

Hanskissedhispantz

26 (23.6%)

SEMTEX & TaylorJ_01

21 (19.1%) & 21 (19.1%)

 

 

Most Improved Poster:

 

Bimpy

32 (35.6%)

SanToon

31 (34.4%)

Froggy

27 (30%)

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster:

 

Messi

41 (41.4%)

Ian W

31 (31.3%)

Slim

27 (27.3%)

 

 

Most Knowledgable Chat Poster:

 

Dave

39 (47%)

Beren

28 (33.7%)

GM

16 (19.3%)

 

 

Most Knowledgable Footie Poster:

 

Disco

44 (44.9%)

Sewelly

35 (35.7%)

Mole_Toonfan

19 (19.4%)

 

 

Most Underrated Poster:

 

S.S.R

36 (45%)

Ameritoon

24 (30%)

Deuce

20 (25%)

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often:

 

Oldtype

33 (34.4%)

OCK

22 (22.9%)

Keefaz

18 (18.8%)

GM

17 (17.7%)

Nixon

6 (6.3%)

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

 

Messi

42 (39.3%)

Inochi

34 (31.8%)

Womblemaster

31 (29%)

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

Mike

54 (52.4%)

Interpolic

29 (28.2%)

Ronaldo

20 (19.4%)

 

 

Best Football Thread:

 

Match Thread: Man Utd 0 - 1 NUFC

40 (50.6%)

Sunderland

23 (29.1%)

Alan Pardew

16 (20.3%)

 

 

Best Chat Thread:

 

Materialism: What have you bought?

30 (32.3%)

Your Pet Hates

27 (29%)

NFL 2013

22 (23.7%)

Film You Recetly Watched

14 (15.1%)

 

 

Best Post of the Year:

 

You want prontonise?

47 (43.9%)

I lov you Hatem

34 (31.8%)

Shak's decimation of Stu

26 (24.3%)

 

 

NUFC Game of the Year 2013:

 

Man Utd 0 - 1 NUFC

61 (63.5%)

NUFC 3 -2 Chelsea

27 (28.1%)

NUFC 2 - 0 Chelsea

8 (8.3%)

 

 

NUFC Goal of the Year 2013:

 

Ben Arfa vs Fulham

45 (44.6%)

Cisse vs Southampton

30 (29.7%)

Sissoko vs WBA

26 (25.7%)

 

 

NUFC Player of the Year 2013:

 

Yoan Gouffran

58 (50.4%)

Yohan Cabaye

45 (39.1%)

Tim Krul

12 (10.4%)

 

 

Best Smiley:

 

:yao:

39 (39%)

 

:anguish:

33 (33%)

 

:kurt:

28 (28%)

 

 

Outstanding Long-Term Achievement Award:

 

Cajun

58 (60.4%)

GM

20 (20.8%)

Mike

18 (18.8%)

 

 

 

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The nominees were:

 

Best Football Poster:

 

 

The nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Beren (9), Disco (10) and Sewelly (9)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

4 Nominations:

Neil

Interpolic

Mole_Toonfan

 

3 Nominations:

Dave

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

Tooj

BlueStar

Optimistic Nut

Mick

Mike

Wullie

Bimpy

 

1 Nomination:

Felipao

Theregulars

POOT

Belfast Mags

Hanskissedhispantz

Nobody

Ste

Leffe

Kid Icarius

Jozy Altidore

HTT

TBG

Dr. Venkman

Kanji

Ian W

Yorkie

Village Idiot

Midds

David Icke – Son of God

Wullie

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

The nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hanskissedhispantz (7), Interpolic (10) and Mike (11)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

6 Nominations:

Cajun

Super Duper Branko Strupar

TaylorJ_01

 

4 Nominations:

SEMTEX

 

2 Nominations:

Oakie Doke

Jill

Kanji

Dave

Shak

 

1 Nomination:

Rich

Beren

George Bailey

Thomas

B-More Mag

Tooj

Wormy

Bimpy

Kid Icarius

LucaAltieri

Incognito

Felipao

Shak

Village Idiot

Fugazi

Anderson

Foluwashola

WarrenBartonCentrePartin

AfroP

 

 

Best Games Poster:

The nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Clay (7), Coco (6) and Mike (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

OpenC

 

4 Nominations:

Willow

SEMTEX

Decky

 

2 Nominations:

Ste

 

1 Nomination:

LFEE

KBG

Tooj

Kaizero

Mole_Toonfan

OCK

Jaqen H'gar

 

 

Best Foreigner:

The nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Deuce (7), Kaizero (17) and Mike (15)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

6 Nominations:

B-More Mag

 

5 Nominations:

Nobody

 

4 Nominations:

Kanji

Village Idiot

Filipao

Ameritoon

 

3 Nominations:

Cubaricho

 

2 Nominations:

Froggy

Pata

 

1 Nomination:

Unbelievable

Kasper

Babatunde

Jotenko

Thomas

Shak

SEMTEX

Decky

Palnese

TaylorJ_01

 

 

Best Newcomer:

The nominees for the category "Best Newcomer" are, in alphabetical order:

 

GeorgeCostanza (6), Jotenko (8) and R0cafella (8) 

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

DebuchyAndTheBeast

eirenufcfan

 

2 Nominations:

EddyChibas

 

1 Nomination:

Minnesota Magpie

Bruno

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster:

The nominees for the category "Best Non-Toon Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Froggy (17), Leffe (16) and Neil (23)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

12 Nominations:

Village Idiot

 

6 Nominations:

Brummie

 

4 Nominations:

Mike (Up from 2 last year)

 

3 Nominations:

Wacko

Jotenko

 

2 Nominations:

GeorgeCostanza

 

1 Nomination:

Messi

 

 

Best Overall Poster

The nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Beren (8), Dave (9) and Interpolic (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

6 Nominations:

Cajun

 

4 Nominations:

Neil

Hans

Mike

 

3 Nominations:

Tooj

Bimpy

SEMTEX

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

Rich

Northerngimp

Disco

TaylorJ_01

 

1 Nomination:

Yorkie

Ste

Babatunde

Madras

Village Idiot

Shak

BlueStar

TBG

CP40

David Icke – Son of God

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BrettNUFC (7), Ian W (6) and Inochi (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

The College Dropout

Messi

 

4 Nominations:

Happy Face

Mick

 

3 Nominations:

HTT

Womblemaster

 

2 Nominations:

Stu

La Parka

Ronaldo

 

1 Nomination:

Haris Vuckic

WarrenBartonCentrePartin

Alexthegreat

Dave

Parky

Midds

KaKa

TBG

Giselle/Pip

Interpolic

Mole_Toonfan

QuakesMag

Jack Flash

Deuce

George Bailey

Sewelly

Belfast Mags

Mouldy_uk

Bimpy

Shearergol

Felipao

Indi

Spark

 

 

Funniest Poster

The nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hanskissedhispantz (11), Oakie Doke (8), SEMTEX (7) and TaylorJ_01 (7)

(two nominees were tied for third)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

6 Nominations:

Bimpy

 

5 Nominations:

Northerngimp

 

4 Nominations:

Neesy

Mike

 

3 Nominations:

S.S.R

Interpolic

Cajun

 

2 Nominations:

BlueStar

TBG

Jotenko

 

1 Nomination:

Incognito

Spudil

Madras

Dave

LucaAltieri

Thomas

GM

Mouldy UK

Foluwashola

MW

Babatunde

Skirge

Disco

 

 

Most Improved Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Improved Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Bimpy (6), Froggy (6) and SanToon (4)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Deuce

 

3 Nominations:

Mole_Toonfan

Belfast Mags

SEMTEX

TaylorJ_01

 

1 Nomination:

Ameritoon

Spudil

BillClinton

Northerngimp

Ronaldo

Kid Icarius

The College Dropout

Neesy

Cubaricho

Stu

Palnese

WarrenBartonCentrePartin

Yorkie

HTT

Felipao

Sifu

Jack Flash

Branko

Tiresias

KaKa

Newsted

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Deteriorated Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Ian W (4), Messi (4) and Slim (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

Wullie

The College Dropout

Mole_Toonfan

Madras

Skirge

Mick

Inochi

Kid Icarius

Oldtype

 

1 Nomination:

Wormy

BrettNUFC

Haris Vuckic

Happy Face

Dave

Interpolic

Merlin

Neesy

Stu

Stifler

Mike

Disco

Foluwashola

Deuce

Bimpy

Sewelly

DinhoLad

Thomas

TaylorJ_01

 

 

Most Knowledgable Chat Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Knowledgable Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Beren(5), Dave (11) and GM[ (5)/b]

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Wacko

 

3 Nominations:

Rich

Cajun

 

2 Nominations:

Madras

Indi

Thomas

BlueStar

Tooj

 

1 Nomination:

Troll

QuakesMag

SEMTEX

Kaizero

Village Idiot

OCK

Mick

Interpolic

Disco

Decky

Mike

Parky

Babatunde

Midds

Deuce

B-More Mag

Stifler

Leffe

 

 

Most Knowledgeable Footie Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Knowledgable Footie Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Disco (14), Mole_Toonfan (6) and Sewelly (12)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

Ronaldo

 

4 Nominations:

Optimistic Nut

 

3 Nominations:

Tooj

Beren

Dave

 

2 Nominations:

Neil

Felipao

Mike

 

1 Nomination:

Wullie

Village Idiot

HTT

Mick

 

 

Most Underrated Poster:

The nominees for the category "Most Underrated Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Ameritoon (3), Deuce (3) and S.S.R (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Jimburst

Yorkie

Belfast Mags

Branko

Jill

Rich

Froggy

SEMTEX

POOT

KaKa

 

1 Nomination:

Felipao

Hughesy

MKSC

OpenC

HighFive

Dr. Venkman

LFEE

Ste

SanToon

Wormy

Mole_Toonfan

Cajun

Parky

Pata

B-More Mag

Jack Flash

Thomas

Benwell Lad

Oakie Doke

Leffe

Fugazi

Skirge

David Icke

Skeletor

Northerngimp

BarackObama

Jaqen H'gar

Fenham Mag

Merlin

Ian W

Newsted

WarrenBartonCentrePartin

Kaizero

SiLvor

Happy Face

Neesy

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often:

The nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order:

 

GM (4), Keefaz (4), Nixon (4), OCK (4) and Oldtype (4)

(More than three options due to a nomination tie)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Jotenko

 

2 Nominations:

LBW

 

1 Nomination:

Brummie

DeNiroMole

Stu

JH

Chizzletooth

Baron von Fat

BarackObama

Ohmelads

Mowen

djmattis

thespence

gggg

Ash

Dr. Spectrum

Wormy

Babatunde

Hithere

The Narcissist

BlufPurdi

Foluwashola

TheSpence

Jack Flash

Eliassenfredrik

Inochi

Oakie Doke

Gemmil

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

The nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like To Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Inochi (11), Messi (5) and Womblemaster (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Ronaldo

 

3 Nominations:

Stu

BrettNUFC

Stifler

 

2 Nominations:

The College Dropout

 

1 Nomination:

Slim

Ian W

Haris Vuckic

Dave

Giselle/Pip

James

TBG

Deuce

Ian W

Jotenko

Belfast Mags

Hindu Times

Littlelunchbox

Kid Icarius

SEMTEX

Interpolic

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

The nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like To Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Interpolic (5), Mike (13) and Ronaldo (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

TaylorJ_01

 

3 Nominations:

Bimpy

 

2 Nominations:

Womblemaster

Kaizero

Super Duper Branko Strupar

Tooj

Cajun

Cubaricho

Dave

Hans

 

1 Nomination:

Madras

Yorkie

OpenC

HighFive

Belfast Mags

Dr. Nguyen van Falk

Jill

Neil

SEMTEX

Deuce

Neesy

Oldtype

Superior Grant

Mrs. Bimpy

Froggy

Rich

Kid Icarius

Shak

Babatunde

Beren

Kanji

Village Idiot

Ameritoon

Wormy

 

 

Best Foootball Thread:

The nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Alan Pardew (4), Match Thread: Man Utd 0 - 1 NUFC (4) and Sunderland (4)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

The Other Games Today

Still Not Worthy of a Thread

Twitter (Nominated twice as "The one with Colo's Party")

 

2 Nominations:

January Transfer Thread

The Man Utd Thread

On this day

Joe Kinnear

Football in Paint

The Sack Race

Mike Braziliamson

Ben Arfa

 

1 Nomination:

Cheik Tiote

The Battle for 4th

Set Penis

Moment of the Match

Fantasy Premier League

The unpopular football opinion thread

Random Footballers from the 00's

The Betting Thread

Match Thead: NUFC 3 – 2 Chelsea

Foum Services & Updates

Relegationmeter

Braindead Twitter Lies

 

 

Best Chat Thread:

The nominees for the category "Best Chat Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Film You Recently Watched (5), Materialism: What have you bought? (5), NFL 2013 (7) and Your Pet Hates (5)

(More than three due to a nomination tie)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

What Mood Are You In

Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity

 

3 Nominations:

The Stupid Things Your Lass Has Said Thread

Ace Posts

The Wrestling Thread

Froggy's Chilli Challenge

 

2 Nominations:

NBA

Daft Questions

Internet Classics

Potential Materialism

What are you eating

Lewando's Lasses

What Are You Listening To?

 

1 Nomination:

Jimmy Saville & Other Pervs

The Unpopular Opinion Thread

The Photo Thread

Daft Confessions

Not Sure if Gusta

Maggie Thatcher is Dead

Asking a girl out

Sloths

 

 

Best Post of the Year:

The nominees for the category "Best Post of the Year" are:

 

 

 

There's a feature on The Baker and Kelly show where you get your 5 year old children to draw footballers and send them in, so to amuse myself I drew this

 

http://i41.tinypic.com/21b2ec4.jpg

 

Inspired by this

 

http://i.imgur.com/E90UBkq.png

 

then sent it in masquerading as a very proud dad

 

http://i44.tinypic.com/avreaq.jpg

 

http://i43.tinypic.com/16a7e9u.jpg

 

5

 

Listen Stu, for some reason I like you man. We had some good times in Melbourne and if I'm ever in your neck of the woods again I'll be sure to get in touch and go for a pint.

 

But you need to realise something man... and this is really easy for me to say...

 

You're an intolerable, infuriating, odious excuse of a human being, with almost no redeeming features whatsoever.

 

Some, like me, will be drawn to you out of sheer fascination and admiration for the consistently sky high levels of repulsiveness you manage to maintain, much like some people admire say an Eric Cartman or Dwight Schrute. To me, you're a lot like those guys. Only not funny.

 

But for most people any contact with you is going to be a ballachingly arduous and painful affair, and thusly most people will go to unimaginable lengths to minimise that contact.

 

I realise that this post stands no chance of bringing about any positive change in you, that due to your very nature you will reject this post and any appeal I make for you to be less of a c***. But it's important to me that I say it, so that deep down in that horrendous heart of yours you know the truth and that maybe, just maybe, one day my words will play a part in you deciding to seek professional help.

 

Have a good day mate, and my regards and sympathies to Helen. :thup:

 

7

 

You want prontonise you yank imbecile?

 

6

 

 

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

 

He looks happy enough here.

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Christ, his wife IS ill.

 

http://i.imgur.com/zRzQnQR.png

 

 

 

2 Nominations:

 

What's gannin' on, I hate Sunderland and I'm really sad, so I've put those two things together and come up with this. It's shite in places but I've tried to reflect reality.

 

Very Loosely based around 'Stan' by Eminem.

 

Our seats turned pink I’m wondering why we signed Di Canio

The SOS outside my window and we can’t win at all

But even if we could it’d all be Gray cause the Mags just up the road

They remind us, that we’re just that bad and we’re just sad

 

Dear, Sun’lun

I wrote to you but you still ain’t callin, we signed Cabral, Mavrias and Celustka, and waa still at tha bottam. I missed two games back in Autumn, we must not of won ‘em, you just can’t be that sloppy at the back away to Tottenham. But anyways fuck it it’s easy to ignore your problems when you think you’re always right, cos’ Pardew’s shite, Altidore’s Lionel Messi ‘lite and SMB for life. The media hate us and we never have any luck, two shots a game and it’s the all the referee’s fault. I read about Wickham in our Mag ‘A Love Supreme’, he’s better than Shearer but can’t knock Ji-Dong Won out of the first team. I knaa waa say this everyday, but waa the biggest fans. We get betta’ average attendances than Juve and Milan. I got a room full of posters of Bramble, and Prica man! I even saw that desperate shit you did with Howard Wilkinson. Anyways I hope yas get this marras, hit me back just to chat, a disgruntled fan… from Sundaland.

 

Our seats turned pink I’m wondering why we signed Di Canio

The SOS outside my window, and we can’t win at all

But even if we could it’d all be gray cause the mags just up the road

They remind us, that we’re just that bad and we’re just sad

 

Dear Sun’lun

 

You still aint called or wrote, I hope you have a chance. I ain’t too mad though, I just think it’s just fucked up you don’t reward the loyalty of fans. If players divvent want to sign for us outside the AOL that’s fine, but get Lee Cattermole away from my Renault Clio in Lime. That was my car man, it was only 6 weeks old. Now it’s got a busted lightbulb and two broken windows. He’s our captain marra and like my bassa idol. I like him more than cheesy chips and when we draw 2-2 with Hull. I’m not that mad though I just don’t like Phil Bardsley, he laughs at us when we lose and then he’s starting on the Sunday. Remember that time we played in China, yas gotta make your minds up man, I thought it was Invest in Africa and selling shirts in Ireland. But waa just like you in a way I don’t like to hear the truth either, teams always cheat to win and are flukey when they beat us. I can’t relate to foreign buys with funny names I can’t pronounce, or sticking with Jack Colback and losing six games on the bounce. I just got a tattoo with 2-1 across my chest and the NETD trophy that proves that waa the best. Sometimes when we lose I think about Paolo’s dirty knees, the best day of my life marra it puts my mind at ease. See everything Quinn says is bull but waa believe him cos he saved us, his papers went missing and we know he actually hates us. But yas divvent undastand us like Quinno does man, knaa one does, he knows  what it was like for teams like us coming up. He was a true great waa thought he’d always be around, he knew we’d rather gan to the pub than be bewing at the ground. Sometimes I wish we still had Sir Niall and SKP, they could tell me why sky don’t show us more on ma tv. Anyway you gotta’ write back man I’m the biggest fan you’ll ever lose, sincerely yours Stan, the knacker in seat D32.

 

PS Ronaldo’d choose us over tha Toon

 

Dear Mrs I’m Big Margaret fucking Byrne, City’s the last 3 points that I ever think we’ll earn, it’s been six hours since our last goal, that really leaves us hurting, why can’t we be in yewrup instead of relegation flirting. Don’t pretend our fans don’t die a lot more often, or that Cineworlds can’t be Mackem strongholds if they’re built within the Boldons. But this is my season ticket card I’m sending ya, I hope yas get it, I’m stuck in traffic right now and doing 30 on the motorway. Hey Byrne I drank a bottle of blew pop, dare me to drive! You know that song about us wanting Stevie Taylor to die, it was a little harsh after all he’s just a stamp collecting guy. Anyway that’s kind of how this is we just can’t help being hypocritical and wrong, other fans laugh at us but we’ll always have 9-1, a manager for every month and not even at double points. I’m sat here crying wearing wor lasses onesie, cause I just lost a thousand grand on us for a win away to Swansea. All I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I burnt all my shirts from Bruce’s time in charge. I loved Mclean we could have been together but think about this, how does Ameobi keep on scoring scruffy pelanties against us. I just can’t sleep and I dream about him, and when I dream I can’t sleep and I scream about him, my conscience eats at me and everything I see is Ameobi. See Byrne, shut up ya knacker I’m tryna chat, hey Gus that’s Giaccherrini sitting in the back, AVB looks a realistic option, and I’ve heard yas both are near the sack. Anyways gotta gan marras I’m running out of diesel soon, driving the Gus Bus towards the SkyBet and we’re headed for doom and gloom. 

 

Dear Valued Fan

 

We meant to respond sooner but we’ve just been really busy, compensation doesn’t pay itself and transfers aren’t that easy. Rest assured you can have full faith in Ellis Short, but football you know it’s just really not his sport. I’m really sorry it didn’t work out for us both with M.O.N, but try to understand, results aren’t that important when you’re writing cheques for David Milliband. We’ve got some issues yeah and we’re looking at better coaching, a way to stop free kicks bouncing off of walls and dropping Johnson.  But ew, what’s this shit about Match of Day, they leave us low down on the running order cause of the shit games that we play. I really think you should reconsider your ticket cancellation or maybe just take a different view of our points accumulation. I hope this letter reaches you in time, before you call into the box office, waa knocking down the price of pies and we’re sending out free tickets. If the defence relax a little I think we’ll be just fine, I’m glad you’ve finally finished your stupid two year ban, you should be allowed to attack goalkeepers if you’re a paying fan. Though I will admit that was some crazy shit, I read some shit in the news a couple of months ago that made me sick, a team had just beaten their local rivals and everything seemed fine. Then the other team went and turned things right around, they went four games unbeaten and soared fifteen points ahead and left the derby winners shaken. They were certain for relegation and they lost their only bus, come to think about it, that team was, it was us. Fuck. 

 

I'm sorry like, but polics vaguely risqué faggot shoes are infinitely better than the prescription only Frankenspacker effort that Beren was eyeing up.

 

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Zabaleta has a bigger engine than Gordon off Thomas The Tank Engine. Never stops.

 

A little research says Gordan broke down in season 1 episode 4.  Poor metaphor.

 

Nothing beats the Shrewsbury Town lion-thing, which looks like it's watching it's own house burn down:

 

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Hey Colo, you fancying another 4 years under Pardew?

 

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Dont yao worry, about a ming.

 

:lol:

 

Pretty sure me ma's just fell down the stairs.

 

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Given

Watson Howey Colo Bezza

Gillespie Lee Beardsley Ginola

Keegan Sir Les

 

Subs: Harper, Ant, Dec, Dekka, AC49, McClen, Sammy

 

Am at a wedding today with no reception so had to follow the game from afar. Saying that, as soon as I saw our starting line up I had a tenner on an away win.

 

No free bar tonight but at least my drinks are paid for :D

 

Sounds like a shit wedding tbh

 

Can we send an open letter to San Lorenzo fans telling them to f*** off?

 

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1 Nomination:

 

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:lol:

 

find someone...

 

who'll do what the fuck you tell them to do for the rest of your life,

and fucking love being ground down until he's an absolute doormat,

only for you to then decide he's not wild enough and gan sleep with someone exciting,

like a plumber.

 

xoxxox

 

NEVA LET GO, UNTIL PLUMBA

 

Today I'll upload a video of me doing parkour

 

Can't wait to get see this when I get in  :lol:

 

you really don't want to, parkour's his mate.

 

That girl is outrageous. The best Saturday imo. Though I more than welcome pictures to suggest otherwise.

 

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My gripe has always been with American chicken. It tastes and looks like fat injected paper. It is the taste of an animal that has not lived a life. One that has spent life in a cage being fattened and prepared for death. Chickens in Africa run. They fight. Rather than being weak they are strong and noble. You can taste it in their meat. It is tough, chewy, and flavoured with experience. There is little more satisfying.

 

Easy to find great sausage all over the States.

 

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:lol: That couldn't look more like Mick McCarthy.

 

I can't stop fucking laughing at this.

 

You trying to defend pardew tonight you midget?

 

 

 

NUFC Game of the Year 2013:

The nominees for the category "NUFC Game of the Year 2013" are:

 

Man Utd 0 - 1 NUFC (24)

NUFC 3 - 2 Chelsea (13)

NUFC 2 - 0 Chelsea (6)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Spurs 0 – 1 NUFC

NUFC 5 – 1 Stoke

 

1 Nomination:

Crystal Palace 0 – 3 NUFC

NUFC 4 – 2 Southampton

QPR 1 – 2 NUFC

NUFC 0 – 0 West Ham

 

 

NUFC Goal of the Year 2013:

The nominees for the category "NUFC Goal of the Year 2013" are:

 

Ben Arfa vs Fulham (10)

Cisse vs Southampton (13)

Sissoko vs WBA (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

Cabaye vs Everton

 

4 Nominations:

Cabaye vs Man Utd

 

3 Nominations:

Cabaye vs Stoke

 

1 Nomination:

Cabaye vs Crystal Palace

Remy vs Chelsea

Gouffran vs Aston Villa

Sissoko vs Chelsea

Ben Arfa vs Villa

 

 

NUFC Player of the Year 2013:

The nominees for the category "NUFC Player of the Year 2013" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Cabaye (16), Gouffran (10), Krul (6)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Remy

Debuchy

Ben Arfa

 

3 Nominations:

Williamson

 

2 Nominations:

Coloccini

Sissoko

 

1 Nomination:

Bigirimana

Jose Bosingwa

 

 

Best Smiley:

The nominees for the category "Best Smiley" are:

 

:kurt: (9)

:anguish: (6)

:yao: (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

:smugdog:

 

2 Nominations:

:mou:

:giggs:

 

1 Nomination:

:angry:

:bluestar:

:pardspush:

:mung:

:megusta:

:lol:

:okay:

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Outstanding Long-Term Achievement Award:

The nominees for the category "Outstanding Long-Term Achievement Award" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Cajun (13), GM (3) and Mike (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Madras

Disco

Midds

 

1 Nomination:

BlufPurdi

Mick

Admin

Messi

Yorkie

Skirge

Northerngimp

Beren

 

Previous Winners:

Dave - 2011

Rich - 2012

 

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Cheers for another good award season! Hopefully I've done enough to earn a repeat of the gig next year, really enjoy doing these even if they do take a bit of time.

 

Some observations from this year:

- Might increase voting options to 4 or 5 next year, as the amount of votes was near 100 in every category, which means it won't be harsh to include one or two extra for more excitement. (This year a few categories had a repeat of last years nominees and even a repeat order of results :lol:)

- Nomination process is alright I think. Doesn't allow much talk/reminding between posters, but I still think if it's something people want to do they can do it in the general discussion thread and such. Even if the nominations go in through PM doesn't mean the ones nominating have to keep their choices secret.

 

If you want to know how many nominations the top three got, it's now included in the second post of this thread.

 

If you want to compare this years results with last years, here's the thread: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93858.0.html

 

Other than that, congrats to all the winners! And especially Cajun who takes home the Long-Time Achievement award!

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I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me for being most boring poster, I really couldn't have won this award without you cunts. As a thank you gesture, I now officially retire myself from the Pardew thread. I hope all your criticism in there is now matched with even more criticism to make the thread a happier place. Once again thanks for the votes, it's honour to share the forum with you all and I wish you all a happy 2014, keep smiling!

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Still think there should be more bitchy awards.

 

Definitely, need to reinstate worst poster in addition to:

 

biggest joke (not funny)

least funny

the James Milner Try Hard Award

the James Milner Most Boring Award

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Still think there should be more bitchy awards.

 

Definitely, need to reinstate worst poster in addition to:

 

biggest joke (not funny)

least funny

the James Milner Try Hard Award

the James Milner Most Boring Award

 

:lol: You keep going on about this try-hard award, anyone would think you have someone / some people in mind.

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Still think there should be more bitchy awards.

 

Definitely, need to reinstate worst poster in addition to:

 

biggest joke (not funny)

least funny

the James Milner Try Hard Award

the James Milner Most Boring Award

 

:lol: You keep going on about this try-hard award, anyone would think you have someone / some people in mind.

 

Now you (don't) mention it those awards should definitely be split between Football & Chat but aye, need more awards to there is less shoehorning plus with the 3 amigos this year all the undesirables were sewn up before they were announced unfortunately IMO.

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