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and this is not a slight whatsoever at those that are office cleaners but why do the office cleaners who have passed my desk for the past 9 years, completely and utterly totally niff of p*ss???  No joke.  We had a cleaner who spent day after day cleaning the stairwell and when he'd finished it niffed to high heaven of pungent slash.  We called him the p*ss troll.  Rotten bast*rd.  There's a cleaner standing no more than 10 yards away who, as I write this post, is reekin' of granny slash.  Surely employers would require their cleaners to bath at least twice a week as opposed to smelling like a stench ridden underpass? 

Woe betide any cleaner who has rotten breath. I suspect that their breath also stinks of some evilness but if I can nulify the stench of p*ss filling the room and can work on breath at a later date.

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and this is not a slight whatsoever at those that are office cleaners but why do the office cleaners who have passed my desk for the past 9 years, completely and utterly totally niff of p*ss???  No joke.  We had a cleaner who spent day after day cleaning the stairwell and when he'd finished it niffed to high heaven of pungent slash.  We called him the p*ss troll.  Rotten bast*rd.  There's a cleaner standing no more than 10 yards away who, as I write this post, is reekin' of granny slash.  Surely employers would require their cleaners to bath at least twice a week as opposed to smelling like a stench ridden underpass? 

Woe betide any cleaner who has rotten breath. I suspect that their breath also stinks of some evilness but if I can nulify the stench of p*ss filling the room and can work on breath at a later date.

 

:lol:  Why are you surrounded by people who stink?

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and this is not a slight whatsoever at those that are office cleaners but why do the office cleaners who have passed my desk for the past 9 years, completely and utterly totally niff of p*ss???  No joke.  We had a cleaner who spent day after day cleaning the stairwell and when he'd finished it niffed to high heaven of pungent slash.  We called him the p*ss troll.  Rotten bast*rd.  There's a cleaner standing no more than 10 yards away who, as I write this post, is reekin' of granny slash.  Surely employers would require their cleaners to bath at least twice a week as opposed to smelling like a stench ridden underpass? 

Woe betide any cleaner who has rotten breath. I suspect that their breath also stinks of some evilness but if I can nulify the stench of p*ss filling the room and can work on breath at a later date.

 

:lol: Why are you surrounded by people who stink?

I really do not know Kitman.  Maybe I am the one that niffs.  A good observation all the same though. :lol:

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