Lazarus Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Toontimes said: Here’s 2 really crap songs One for Eddie based on Seasons in the Sun We had Bruce, and Ag-new we had Stephen Clemence too, but now the Steve’s are all gone We’ll sing Eddie this crap song One for ASM based on the saints go marching in Oh he’s a Saint, Saint Maximin Oh he’s a Saint, Saint Max-I-min He’s gonna beat all-your de-fenders he’s a Saint, Saint Max-I-min and miggy based on Hey Mickey by Toni Basil Oh Miggy, you're so fast You're so fast, you are so class Hey Miggy, hey Miggy Oh Miggy, you're so fast You're so fast, don’t forget to pass Hey Miggy, hey Miggy I love these Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Eddie howes Black and white army for the first 10 minutes will do for now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankpingel Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Would love the "Nice one Eddie" one reworked to suite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 On 17/11/2021 at 14:13, Rich said: I'm concerned that we've got a game in 72 hours and there's nee Eddie Howe song. If someone doesn't step up, I'm going to belt out Nicky Butt's ditty until it swirls around the stadium as punishment: NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA NA, NA NA NA, EDDIE EDDIE HOWE, EDDIE HOWE, EDDIE EDDIE HOWE Also, does ASM have a song? Literally only heard the Wilson one for a player since getting back to SJP, the songbook is fucking tragic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTom Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) Was inspired to come up with something for Joe Get out the way of Joelinton Our 40 million pound Brazillian You can't handle Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Get out the way of Joelinton I wouldn't sell him for 50(60,70,80...) million You're terrified of Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Sha la la la la la la la Edited December 6, 2021 by TTom Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Jesus😬😬😬 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 "Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe-linton" to the tune of no limits? Sounds better in my head than it looks written down ☺ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, Scoreboard82 said: "Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe, Joe-J-Joe Joe-linton" to the tune of no limits? Sounds better in my head than it looks written down ☺ Kevin Nolan special Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 1 hour ago, TTom said: Was inspired to come up with something for Joe Get out the way of Joelinton Our 40 million pound Brazillian You can't handle Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Get out the way of Joelinton Wouldn't sell him for 50(60,70,80...) million You're terrified of Joelinton He'll lead The Toon to victory Sha la la la la la la la That might work. If history has taught us anything, it's that dodgy, kitsch old songs work the best when it comes to terrace chants. And if there's something in it like a sha la la la la la la la (clap clap) refrain, all the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) Joe already has a chant. We need one for Saint Maximin Edited December 5, 2021 by Rafalove Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 On 09/11/2021 at 20:15, HaydnNUFC said: Just make a song to Heaven Is A Place On Earth for Howe. Can't get that Chelsea Havertz one out of my head. Get in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Pilgrim Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Eddie’s in the back seat, Dubravka’s number one Oba Martin’s off to Arsenal according to the sun St Maximin’s skinning everyone, longstaff’s left behind Joelinton’s won the ball back, put through Wilson number 9 Fede’s barking orders, shelvey cannot run Eddie looks behind, and beckons Almiron almiron. Almiron. Almiron. Almiron. (I’ve been trying to establish this Almiron/how bizarre thing for years at this point) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 We've got Joelinton He's not from Cram-lington He's from Brazil He's fuckin brill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 22:38, jack j said: Kevin Nolan special Fuck Nolan, I'd love to see it belted out for Joelinton now. Works perfect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 We already have a Joelinton song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 On 10/12/2021 at 17:27, carpetman1 said: I appreciate the effort that posters have put into this cause, but you've not factored in the singing speed and aptitude coefficients. Most of the chanters have difficulty with "black and white army". I agree with this but some songs are weird. I've never been able to be sure, but I think the Jonas Spiderman song was in 7/8 time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 joelinton went left joelinton went riiiiight he made that boy ronaldo look fucking shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 We still need something to the tune of this for Eddie Howe. Too fitting melodically and too beautiful to turn down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 That would be class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTom Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 I believe in miracles When you run, Saint-Maximin I believe in miracles Since you came Allan, Saint-Maximin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Man Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Have had this in my head for a few days for some reason.. "Jo Jo, Jo Jo Jo Jo, Jo Jo Jo Jo, Jo Jo-Elinton" (to tune of 2 unlimited no limits) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 To Norwegian Wood. We once spent twenty mil, On a big striker from Burnley He signed for the Toon Isn’t he good, old Chrissy Wood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: To Norwegian Wood. We once spent twenty mil, On a big striker from Burnley He signed for the Toon Isn’t he good, old Chrissy Wood I like the last two lines. First two do not work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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