Froggy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Are you going to scumdee tho? Yep. Edinburgh airport is the best part of the trip. ah well, let me know if you're about over the next week! I might actually shoot down for a drink. Depends on train prices and whether my Ma throws a fit that I abandon her on a Christmas visit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 People who love the sound of their own voice. Feel like I'm getting quieter and more introverted the more absolute gobshites I have to listen to at work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Opposite to how you are on here, then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Eh? I'm very chatty socially but I'm finding work a bit of a drag on that score at the minute. Just don't understand these people who never stop talking, so I often do the opposite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Just how you said you were getting quieter and more introverted at work. And you get more radge on here. Radge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Ah right. Well nah, when I do speak I'm usually pretty short with people if they're being a twat. Getting absolutely fed up with the imitations of my accent at the minute as well, honestly why is it acceptable to just do that to geordies and practically nobody else? It's getting so old now I'm practically telling people to fuck off every time it happens, after giving them about 10 chances where they get a false smile and an obviously fake laugh instead. I never meant to turn into such a misery but I just find so many people so fucking annoying and intolerable these days. Fuck it. Christmas soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 :lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 It's our Xmas night out tonight. Just been to get all the booze. Luckily one of my best mates works here now so should be a good laugh regardless of terrible patter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 :lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like. It's our in-office Christmas party at 4pm (followed by going out). Today has been liftin, everyone is giddy as fuck plus Christmas jumpers don't define office boobs as well as regular clothes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Ah right. Well nah, when I do speak I'm usually pretty short with people if they're being a twat. Getting absolutely fed up with the imitations of my accent at the minute as well, honestly why is it acceptable to just do that to geordies and practically nobody else? It's getting so old now I'm practically telling people to fuck off every time it happens, after giving them about 10 chances where they get a false smile and an obviously fake laugh instead. I never meant to turn into such a misery but I just find so many people so fucking annoying and intolerable these days. Fuck it. Christmas soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 TAP AV THA MARNIN TO YA FRAGGY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 TAP AV THA MARNIN TO YA FRAGGY See in Australia? After the person you've just met hears your accent, you're subjected to a loud, "POTAYTOE!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 :lol: Work patter is the absolute worst, like. It's our in-office Christmas party at 4pm (followed by going out). Today has been liftin, everyone is giddy as f*** plus Christmas jumpers don't define office boobs as well as regular clothes. Had mine last Friday night, which was actualy really good. Nice meal followed by Hi-Fi. Helps the office is generally canny young and half of it is a bit geeky. That and the fact everything was free all night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hmm fair enough Froggy. It's fucking awful, isn't it? I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft cunts oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent. Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 'Say "Byker Grove" Try nar, cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hmm fair enough Froggy. It's fucking awful, isn't it? I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft cunts oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent. Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here. Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 'Say "Byker Grove" Try nar, cunt. Man, it just winds me up so much. Had this every fucking day for 6 years. Fuck off, I'm cleverer and funnier than you so stop being a dickhead to me for no reason. Prick. Not you, KI. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Or knock them out and add "naw wha a meen 'Arry? Heh heh heh" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hmm fair enough Froggy. It's fucking awful, isn't it? I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft cunts oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent. Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here. Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible. Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Are knock them out and add "naw wha a meen 'Arry? Heh heh heh" ava bang on dat. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 'Say "Byker Grove" Try nar, cunt. Man, it just winds me up so much. Had this every fucking day for 6 years. Fuck off, I'm cleverer and funnier than you so stop being a dickhead to me for no reason. Prick. Not you, KI. you sure? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hmm fair enough Froggy. It's fucking awful, isn't it? I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft cunts oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent. Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here. Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible. Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain Do it anyway, it'll add the mental breakdown facade that will ensure a wide berth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Hmm fair enough Froggy. It's f***ing awful, isn't it? I sometimes wish I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day just so I could go around sparking daft c***s oot all over the shop the minute they say "Areet pet" to me in a Jamaican/Pakistani accent. Absolute bellends man, it's relentless down here. Take to shouting AWOYT FACKING DANNY FACKING DOYA in their faces as a response whilst eye bulging and gurning as much as possible. Barely any of them are cockneys tbh. #brokenbritain Just say "mate, your patter is absolutely tremendous, you could be a stand-up comedian if I wasn't about to break your legs". It works. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Stop crying cyber tears and do something about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Stop crying cyber tears and do something about it. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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