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Without further ado, here are the results of the 2014 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards!

 

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Best Football Poster:

 

 

Wullie

31 (32.3%)

Disco

25 (26%)

Village Idiot

19 (19.8%)

Midds

12 (12.5%)

Sewelly

9 (9.4%)

 

 

Worst Football Poster:

 

 

The College Dropout

34 (31.2%)

Cronky & Stifler

22 (20.2%) & 22 (20.2%)

Crumpy Gunt

21 (19.3%)

Triggs

10 (9.2%)

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

 

Mike

29 (32.2%)

Thomas

20 (22.2%)

Hans

17 (18.9%)

Interpolic

16 (17.8%)

Kid Icarus

8 (8.9%)

 

 

Worst Chat Poster:

 

 

Messi

34 (35.4%)

Stifler

28 (29.2%)

Toon's Taylor

17 (17.7%)

Kid Icarus

11 (11.5%)

Mike

6 (6.3%)

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

 

Coco

18 (32.1%)

Mike

15 (26.8%)

Andy & OpenC

9 (16.1%) & 9 (16.1%)

Clay

5 (8.9%)

 

 

Best Foreigner:

 

 

Village Idiot

42 (35.6%)

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Mike

27 (22.9%)

Unbelievable

20 (16.9%)

Kanji

18 (15.3%)

Kaizero

11 (9.3%)

 

 

Best Newcomer:

 

 

Stray Mackem

31 (41.3%)

Gino14

22 (29.3%)

Collage

10 (13.3%)

Twinport53

8 (10.7%)

Jtm_92

4 (5.3%)

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster:

 

 

Village Idiot

42 (39.3%)

Brummie

24 (22.4%)

Froggy

17 (15.9%)

Neil

14 (13.1%)

Leffe

10 (9.3%)

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

 

Disco

30 (27.5%)

Mike & SEMTEX

22 (20.2%) & 22 (20.2%)

Interpolic

18 (16.5%)

Dave

17 (15.6%)

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

 

 

The College Dropout

34 (27.6%)

Ronaldo

32 (26%)

Cronky

28 (22.8%)

HTT

20 (16.3%)

Stifler

9 (7.3%)

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

 

SEMTEX

30 (27.3%)

Hans

29 (26.4%)

Neesy

23 (20.9%)

TaylorJ

15 (13.6%)

Joeyt

13 (11.8%)

 

 

Most Improved Poster:

 

 

Ian W

36 (36.4%)

SanToon

23 (23.2%)

r0cafella

18 (18.2%)

Neesy & Troll

11 (11.1%) & 11 (11.1%)

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster:

 

 

Messi

42 (41.6%)

Ronaldo

32 (31.7%)

Kid Icarus

14 (13.9%)

Dave

13 (12.9%)

 

 

Most Knowledgable Chat Poster:

 

 

QuakesMag

28 (32.6%)

Dave

17 (19.8%)

BlufPurdi

15 (17.4%)

Troll & Wacko

13 (15.1%) & 13 (15.1%)

 

 

Most Knowledgable Footie Poster:

 

 

Village Idiot

25 (24%)

Disco & Wullie

23 (22.1%) & 23 (22.1%)

Sewelly

21 (20.2%)

Incognito

12 (11.5%)

 

 

Most Underrated Poster:

 

 

B-More Mag

37 (35.2%)

Thomas

35 (33.3%)

SanToon

19 (18.1%)

Kid Icarus

14 (13.3%) 

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often:

 

 

Rich

63 (54.8%)

Babatunde

19 (16.5%)

Madras

14 (12.2%)

Shak

10 (8.7%)

Bimpy

9 (7.8%)

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

 

 

Messi

46 (40.7%)

The College Dropout

27 (23.9%)

Ronaldo

24 (21.2%)

Stifler

16 (14.2%)

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

 

Mike

42 (43.3%)

Interpolic

21 (21.6%)

Ronaldo

18 (18.6%)

Kaizero

16 (16.5%)

 

 

Best Football Thread:

 

 

Alan Pardew

45 (48.4%)

SackPardew.com

34 (36.6%)

Still Noth Worthy of a Thread

8 (8.6%)

Who Would You Go For?

6 (6.5%)

 

 

Best Chat Thread:

 

 

Shoe Council

28 (28.6%)

Ace Posts

24 (24.5%)

Your Pet Hates

20 (20.4%)

NFL 2014

14 (14.3%)

Film You Recently Watched

12 (12.2%)

 

 

Best Post of the Year:

 

 

He's here forever

60 (46.2%)

Heavy user of shoes

25 (19.2%)

Mohammed Ali

18 (13.8%)

Could it have climbed high enough?

17 (13.1%)

77 players tracked

10 (7.7%)

 

 

The Alan Pardew Award:

 

 

Ian W

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32 (28.3%)

The College Dropout

28 (24.8%)

Stifler

25 (22.1%)

Messi

20 (17.7%)

Mike

8 (7.1%)

 

 

Poster You Miss the Least:

 

 

Inochi

33 (28.9%)

Womblemaster

28 (24.6%)

Stu

21 (18.4%)

Bimpy

18 (15.8%)

AliGupter

14 (12.3%)

 

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:

 

 

Wullie

40 (38.1%)

Kaizero

18 (17.1%)

Disco

16 (15.2%)

Beren

13 (12.4%)

Mike

10 (9.5%)

Midds

8 (7.6%)

 

 

 

That's all for this year. Congrats to the winners...

 

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...but Kaizero is the best poster of all time.

 

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For posterity, all the nominees were:

 

 

 

 

Best Football Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Disco (21), Midds (5), Sewelly (12), Village Idiot (5) & Wullie (18)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Ronaldo

Mick

 

3 Nominations:

Interpolic

Beren

SanToon

Kanji

 

2 Nominations:

HTT

Dave

Tooj

Brummie

QuakesMag

Unbelievable

 

1 Nomination:

Incognito

Rich

Toon's Taylor

Mole_Toonfan

Skeletor

WarrenBarton

Hans

KaKa

Neil

Magpie

Mrmojorisin75

GM

Felipao

R0cafella

Mike

Heza09

 

 

 

Worst Football Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Cronky (7), Crumpy Gunt (4), Stifler (4), The College Dropout (11) & Triggs (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Messi

Ujpest Doza

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

BrettNUFC

Toon's Taylor

Thenorthumbrian

Godot

Ian W

Bimpy

Froggy

KaKa

Mike

Felipao

Palnese

 

1 Nomination:

Kid Icarus

Dave

Hithere

Mick

Wullie

Tron

Madras

Foluwashola

Benwell Lad

Belfast Mags

LoveItIfWeBeatYou

Inochi

SanToon

Jackyboy

James

 

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hans (9), Interpolic (13), Kid Icarus (8), Mike (14) & Thomas (8)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

SEMTEX

 

4 Nominations:

Mrmojorisin75

Neesy

Branko

Froggy

Kaizero

 

3 Nominations:

TaylorJ

BlufPurdi

 

2 Nominations:

Deuce

JoeyT

Neil

Jill

QuakesMag

Disco

 

1 Nomination:

Troll

Ste

Northerngimp

Pilko

Yorkie

Ronaldo

Leffe

Colinmk

Kingkerouac

Wacko

SanToon

OpenC

Ian W

Hughesy

Pilko

Si

 

 

Worst Char Poster:

 

The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kid Icarus (3), Messi (4), Mike (3), Stifler (14) & Toon's Taylor (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Juniatmoko

SanToon

Mr. Logic

 

1 Nomination:

MKSC

Dave

Disco

Parky

Turnbull2000

Slim

Interpolic

Belfast Mags

Neesy

ToonDave

Froggy

Sewelly

Roger Kint

 

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Andy (6), Clay (4), Coco (5), Mike (9) & OpenC (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

SanToon

Froggy

Decky

 

2 Nominations:

BlueStar

 

1 Nomination:

Ste

O'Neill

SEMTEX

Rich

TBG

 

 

 

Best Foreigner:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kaizero (13), Kanji (6), Mike (12), Unbelievable (6) & Village Idiot (14)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

Deuce

B-More Mag

Thomas

 

4 Nominations:

Cubaricho

TaylorJ

 

3 Nominations:

Ameritoon

 

2 Nominations:

Oldtype

Alanskarare

Nobody

 

1 Nomination:

Miercoles

QuakesMag

Leffe

Filipao

KaKa

Djmattis

SanToon

SEMTEX

Kasper

 

 

 

Best Newcomer:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Newcomer" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Collage (8), Gino14 (8), Jtm_92 (4), Stray Mackem (5) & Twinport53 (6)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

HBArecall

 

1 Nomination:

Alberts Mustache

Magpie1892

 

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Non-Toon Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Brummie (19), Froggy (7), Leffe (14), Neil (25) & Village Idiot (25)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Mike

 

3 Nominations:

Wacko

 

2 Nominations:

GeorgeCostanza

 

1 Nomination:

Hithere

1878

 

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Dave (10), Disco (11), Interpolic (12), Mike (7) & SEMTEX (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

6 Nominations:

Hans

 

5 Nominations:

Wullie

 

4 Nominations:

Neesy

Rich

Kaizero

 

3 Nominations:

Beren

SanToon

Ronaldo

Kid Icarus

 

2 Nominations:

Branko

Sewelly

Kanji

 

1 Nomination:

Northerngimp

Mick

Village Idiot

Jill

Slim

BlueStar

Shay's Given Tim Flowers

Froggy

JH

Neil

 

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Cronky (5), HTT (5), Ronaldo (5), Stifler (5) & The College Dropout (7)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

 

3 Nominations:

Jill

 

2 Nominations:

MKSC

Messi

Belfast Mags

 

1 Nomination:

Juniatmoko

Newsted

Jack Flash

KaKa

Slim

Crumpy Gunt

Wullie

Mole_Toonfan

GM

Ujpest Doza

Froggy

Toon Hoser

Tgarve

Tooj

Ste

BrettNUFC

Thenorthumbrian

Sewelly

 

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hans (16), Joeyt (10), Neesy (9), SEMTEX (9) & TaylorJ (6)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

5 Nominations:

Thomas

 

4 Nominations:

Mike

 

3 Nominations:

SanToon

Disco

Interpolic

 

2 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

Ian W

TBG

Stifler

Slim

HBARecall

 

1 Nomination:

Branko

Foluwashola

Jack Flash

B-More

James

Bo

Deuce

BlueStar

Shay's Given Tim Flowers

Fenham Mag

Dave

Reefatoon

 

 

 

Most Improved Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Improved Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Ian W (9), Neesy (5), r0cafella (3), SanToon (7) & Troll (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Slim

Sewelly

JoeyT

Froggy

NUFC54

Kanji

 

1 Nomination:

Disco

Happy Face

Mole_Toonfan

Sifu

Jack Flash

LFEE

Mick

Sewelly

Dino

Themanupstairs

Belfast Mags

Yorkie

Aussiemag

Anderson

Branko

Kid Icarus

Messi

Wacko

Han Colback

Al Moody

Unbelievable

Toondave

 

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Deteriorated Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Dave (3), Kid Icarus (4), Messi (3) & Ronaldo (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Foluwashola

Toon's Taylor

Felipao

Sewelly

 

1 Nomination:

Wormy

Rocker

Triggs

Loki

TBG

Froggy

The College Dropout

MKSC

Crumpy Gunt

Cronky

James

Tooj

Worjackie

Slim

TaylorJ

KaKa

SanToon

 

 

 

Most Knowledgable Chat Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Knowledgable Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi (5), Dave (9), QuakesMag (6), Troll (6) & Wacko(5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

SEMTEX

 

3 Nominations:

Indi

 

2 Nominations:

Interpolic

Beren

BlueStar

 

1 Nomination:

Kid Icarius

Thomas

Village Idiot

Jimburst

Kingkerouac

Colinmk

Wullie

Haz

Nobody

Deuce

Jill

 

 

 

Most Knowledgable Footie Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Knowledgable Footie Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Disco (19), Incognito (4), Sewelly (18), Village Idiot (6) & Wullie (8)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Tooj

Mole_Toonfan

 

2 Nominations:

Brummie

 

1 Nomination:

Greg

Rich

JS

Pilko

Big Geordie

Beren

R0cafella

JoeyT

Leffe

Optimistic Nut

 

 

 

Most Underrated Poster:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Most  Underrated Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

B-more Mag (4), Kid Icarus (4), SanToon (4) & Thomas (4)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Neesy

Fenham Mag

Mrmojorisin75

Jill

 

2 Nominations:

Unbelievable

Deuce

Troll

Beren

Ian W

Happy Face

Skeletor

 

1 Nomination:

Greg

Bontempi

Pixelpish

Ste

Han Colback

Dave

Newsted

JoeyT

David Icke

QuakesMag

Shay's Given Tim Flowers 

themanupstairs

TBG

Ash

Penn

Filipao

Jimburst

Al Moody

Dinho Lad

Froggy

Ash

BlueStar

Wallace

R0cafella

Stifler

Interpolic

Fugazi

Bluf

Rich

Belfast Mags

Hithere

KaKa

Village Idiot

Si

 

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Babatunde (3), Bimpy (4), Madras (4), Rich (14) & Shak (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Liam Liam Liam O

GM

Keefaz

Oakie Doke

Oldtype

LBW

 

1 Nomination:

Jimburst

Weezertron

Belfast Mags

Mowen

Ohmelads

Womblemaster

Bluf

Tooj

JH

Dave

Conjo

Sifu

Sewelly

GeordieDazzler

Skirge

SSR

Djmattis

Brummie

Blefuscu

Jotenko

Mowen

GG

Jack Flash

Yorkie

 

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Messi (7), Ronaldo (3), Stifler (7) & The College Dropout (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

Froggy

Toon's Taylor

 

1 Nomination:

KaKa

Slim

Parky

Crumpy Gunt

TaylorJ

Mole_Toonfan

Ujpest Doza

SanToon

Stray Mackem

Hithere

Decky

Kaizero

James

Belfast Mags

Aussiemag

Womblemaster

Ian W

Bimpy

Jackyboy

 

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Interpolic (8), Kaizero (5), Mike (9) & Ronaldo (5)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Hans

Wullie

 

3 Nominations:

Deuce

Kanji

 

2 Nominations:

SEMTEX

SanToon

Neesy

Dave

 

1 Nomination:Village Idiot |

Messi

Beren

Slim

Cubaricho

Pilko

OpenC

High Five

Pata

Oldtype

Sewelly

Filipao

Thomas

B-More

Jimburst

Tooj

R0cafella

Disco

Froggy

Stifler

Belfast Mags

Ian W

Mowen

Indi

Branko

Yorkie

Ameritoon

 

 

 

Best Football Thread:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Alan Pardew (26), Not Worthy of a Thread (4), SackPardew.com (3) & Who Would You Go For? (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Shola Ameobi

The Other Games Today

 

1 Nomination:

Manchester United

Sir Alex Ferguson

World Cup

Newcastle - Hull

Jack Colback

Man City in the cup

Alan Pardew Excuses Thread

Colback

Stadium Porn

Predictions League

Betting Thread 14/15

Football in Paint

Footy Trivia

Ayoze Perez

Hatem Ben Arfa

 

 

 

Best Chat Thread:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Ace Posts (5), Film You Recently Watched (5), NFL 2014 (7), Shoe Council (8) & Your Pet Hates (8)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity

 

3 Nominations:

Disco's Divas

Slim's Travel Thread

 

2 Nominations:

Comic Book/Movies/Shows

Materialism

UK Politics

Serial

Scottish independence

What mood are you in?

Daft Questions

 

1 Nomination:

Do you appreciate a good shit?

What are you eating?

Stupid things your lass has said

Sloths

NBA

What are you listening to

Space Thread

Eastenders

What are you eating?

Newcastle Restaurants

Language Thread

Random Thoughts

Things you think are shit

Little things in life

 

 

 

Best Post of the Year:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Post of the Year" are:

 

 

7

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5

Looks like Mohammed Ali has had a go at sketching the Olympic rings

 

4

I work in retail, so when I stack shelves that are low down the toes of my shoes connect to the floor, resulting in the the toes of my shoes to wear quickly. When I walk my feet lean slightly to the outside of my heel causing the outside of the soles of my shoes to wear more quickly.

 

My shoes can last between 3-6 months on average, the longest they have lasted is 9 months.

 

4

Could it have feasibly climbed high enough to leave the atmosphere? ???

 

4

I'm far too prepared for this draft. 77 players tracked and ranked in their various positions with max spending limits on the lot. Now watch me spend all the dosh on the first QB available out of panic even though I've planned for a lot of the eventualities such as losing out on getting a top QB and thus spending more on other positions to even it out.

 

 

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

 

:lol: I really hope Yorkie one day releases a set of memoirs on the unique trials and tribulations he faces in his life, he's like me, just taking it to the extreme. From his bust ups with gym equipment to his near fatal episodes brought on by an extended exposure to household pets.

 

"September 11, 2001. Like the saying goes I truly will always remember where I was that day. As the footage of the cascading towers was mirrored across what seemed like hundreds of television sets in the electronics section of Currys, shoppers stopped in their tracks, many looking as though they could draw tears - aghast, sorrowful, disconsolate. I noted that these were the words to describe how I was also feeling, but not because of the scenes of mass human life loss that existed at every corner of my peripheral, but because I'd caught my knee on the top edge of a Bosh washing machine and was consequently being chaperoned off the premises."

 

This is f***ing unbelievable. I couldn't have hoped for a better appointment than Hiddink, but by the looks of things we could miss out on the next Euros :lol:

 

Introducing himself at the start of a post like he's some sort of rapper.

 

Not sure I could've raped my way out of a cardboard box at the age of 14 like, never mind had the gumption to rape me mam. Fair play to the lad. Good hustle.

 

 

2 Nominations:

 

:lol:

 

Have just been given the most cliche ridden pointless advice by someone. Not even sure how to respond to it. All I was after was a little bit of empathy and have just ended up with some drivel.

 

Equal parts  :lol: and :anguish:

 

 

'You've got to do what's best for you really. If you feel like it's too much, try and cut it down. And to be honest it's ok to not be ok all the time. It's normal for things to get too much for someone. We're only human. The only thing we can try and do is make it easier. And only you know how to cut it down for yourself.'

 

 

That's absolutely grim :lol: should have headbutted them half way through the first sentence. "You've got to do what's best for yo-BAM av that u fuckin rectangle

 

"He started off really well like, with a 5th place finish and that, and everybody thought he was great. But then they realises he wasn't because he nearlly got relegated and started playing this Shola Ameobi guy, who's like Carl Cort but not as good. But they still did like him because they blamed it all on this Ashley geezer, who owned the club or summin, so it was all his fault and they started asking Pardew to give them a wave, which was weird."

 

 

1 Nomination:

 

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When did the uk invade france or spain?

 

Every fucking summer. OI OI.

 

Swaps from Jake arrived today. Proper weird to now be getting letters through the post addressed to 'Dr Colossus'.  :lol:

 

I like cats and dogs.

 

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'Hey Hatem you're coming off at half time'

 

http://i.imgur.com/d6hv1Yd.gif

 

http://i56.tinypic.com/1okltk.jpg

 

 

At Newcastle Crown Court yesterday the 27-year-old pleaded guilty to four charges of causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activity and two of attempting to meet a child following sexual grooming.

 

Hang on... Rollernonce is only 27 years old?!? He must've been drinking his blue pop out of the fake holy grail....two more sips and he ages to 250 and collapses in a cloud of dust.

 

Rollernonce :lol: :lol:

 

Whats your name?        Newcastle Utd

Whats your name?        Newcastle Utd

Whats your name?        Newcastle Utd

Whats your name?        Newcastle Utd

Whats your name?        Reek :(

 

We're just papering over cracks.

 

Eh? You said that after the Palace game as well.

 

Do you understand what it means? We didn't paper over anything, we fucking lost by a mile. :lol:

 

:lol:

 

There's no need to take every word in a forum seriously, Stif.

I don't take every word of it seriously, I just genuinely think there is a line that gets crossed too much on here. We can all have a laugh about people, fuck I let people laugh at me when I mess up on my writings on here, just there is a line. If people started saying he looked like a Jack in the box and stuff then fair enough, except no people are saying he looks like he's addicted to crack and if he is we should give him more, and that he looks like he's got aids, that going to far in my opinion.

 

I honestly do think some people on here have got it in for him before he's played a competitive match, all because of his playing days with Sunderland.

 

Anyway can have a laugh, it's just when you take things too far when it becomes a problem and to me that happens far too much on this forum.

 

Honestly, sometimes this forum is great, some great witty banter, some good information, some good points of views, and over the last month or so some great compassion. Other times though it's a horrible place to come too because the line has been crossed from friendly banter to just damn right disrespectful and malice.

 

Just got back, so thankful for the result. At the end after we scored one of their players took down one of ours in front on me, I shouting at the ref to give him a card and the referee was just looking at me, just after that Remy got took down at the corner flag the referee then turned to me in the crowd and signalled for me to calm down, dafty.

 

Anyway we were the better team but we could have done with more pressure throughout the match, at times it felt like we were waiting for the end to up the tempo and go for it. Remy had a good match, Dummet did ok though he make a couple of silly errors, Debuchy in the first half was constantly getting caught out of position and backing off.

 

My sugar intake this festive period has been insane.

 

:lol: Geordies eat a phenomenal amount of sugar

 

Sugar>smack

 

:lol:

 

I honestly would put it past Pardew to be spreading rumours amongst the squad:

 

"Moussa, Hatem says yer mam is fat."

 

[speaking through a mouth full of Haribos] Rob, I saw Hatem take a bag of sweets out of your kit bag."

 

Putting on a fake voice from behind the shower wall "Willo, ziz iz atom. Yor air, it iz gay."

 

http://s24.postimg.org/ivodk90dh/Screen_Shot_2014_07_05_at_22_53_19.png

 

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

 

Bet the crack's immense between those 2 f***ing nimrods like.

 

"here, Mapou..."

 

"?"

 

"yav dropped ya gay card ahahahahahahahahaha"

 

Get a mobility scooter.

 

Scottwilsonecho: Alan Pardew not doing post-match press stuff here at SJP. Interesting given the strengthening rumours about the Palace job. #NUFC

 

 

 

fair enough...

 

but if you were based in the UK, its a bit of a stretch to fly to the US, which currently costs about $1500, just to register a .com domain, with a company you have probably never heard of.

 

Considering that they only raised £500.  Im just not convinced.

 

 

 

Haven't found the posts:

 

"It's happening." - Golfmag

"Hans' Barry Shitpeas Post"

"Ronaldo wanting to take Anita's clothes off"

"Gimps Shoes"

"Roberto Martinez watching WC for pointers, AP for slags!"

 

 

 

 

The Alan Pardew Award:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "The Alan Pardew Award" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Ian W (5), Messi (4), Mike (3), Stifler (10) & The College Dropout (3)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Cronky

Neesy

Froggy

Ronaldo

 

1 Nomination:

Kid Icarus

Parky

TaylorJ

Bimpy

Toon's Taylor

Kanji

Foluwashola

Rich

Godot

Belfast Mags

SanToon

BrettNUFC

James

Slim

 

 

 

Poster You Miss the Least:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You Miss the Least" are, in alphabetical order:

 

AliGupter (2), Bimpy (7), Inochi (9), Stu (4) & Womblemaster (2)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Belfast Mags

Madras

Unbelievable

Slim

Rich

Christmas Tree

GM

BrettNUFC

Colocho

 

 

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:

 

 

The Nominees for the category "The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Beren (8), Disco (4), Kaizero (4), Midds (4), Mike (5) & Wullie (9)

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Jill

SEMTEX

 

2 Nominations:

Bluf

Greg

Interpolic

 

1 Nomination:

Ste

Tooj

Froggy

Andy

BlueStar

Parky

Haz

Optimistic Nut

Kanji

 

 

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Thanks everybody, wasn't really expecting that and I don't think I deserved it.

 

Thanks Kaiz for running this, it's great craic :thup:

 

Why the Gandalf gif though? :lol:

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Thanks everybody, wasn't really expecting that and I don't think I deserved it.

 

Thanks Kaiz for running this, it's great craic :thup:

 

Why the Gandalf gif though? :lol:

 

The king is dead, long live the king.

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it's just a popularity contest

 

Is that a shot fired in my direction?

I didn't win shit either man :lol: 

 

 

 

:lol: Felt like shots.

Shots fired would have been something about renaming "Most Deteriorated" to "Poster Who Has Gone Downhill The Most" and asking for a re-nom/count. :lol:

 

and aye, congrats to all the winners. Unless you beat me, in which case you'd better sleep with one eye open.

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I'd like to thank all the posters whose ratings helped establish my suboptimal general consensus rating, as well as those posters who perceived my true rating as being so substantially in excess of my general consensus rating that the disparity between the general consensus rating and the perceived true rating exceeded that of any other poster.

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it's just a popularity contest

 

Is that a shot fired in my direction?

I didn't win shit either man :lol: 

 

 

 

:lol: Felt like shots.

Shots fired would have been something about renaming "Most Deteriorated" to "Poster Who Has Gone Downhill The Most" and asking for a re-nom/count. :lol:

 

:lol:

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SUCK ON THE DICK BRANKO. TASTE IT.

 

:lol:

 

Also, VI won everything ffs. Guy supports Barcelona, cries about his team in a Newcastle forum and then we (me included) all vote for him. :lol:

 

:lol: VI is the shit, though.

 

Don't worry Flip. His reward for all of this is that he gets to be a Newcastle fan. That'll sort him out just right.

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