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On 16/06/2021 at 22:03, thomas said:

Hit up Del Taco

2x Bean and Cheese burritos (green sauce)

2x Crispy Chicken Tacos (Habanero)

2x Crispy Chicken Tacos (Honey Chipotle BBQ)

1x Chicken Spicy Jack Quesadilla

1x Epic Cali Bacon Burrito w/ Carne Asada

 

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Fuuuuuuuuck I feel good.

And a diet coke please.

 

I used to work with a woman who would eat that no problem  she was a bit fat, not huge, but she was the greediest person I've ever met. She would hop next to the microwave as her meal was spinning around and then take it out with 2 seconds remaining and not even close the door as she stuffed hot food in her mush whilst walking to her table.

 

We had a canteen and she ordered two breakfasts, tipped one on top of the other and spread a 5mm thick layer of butter on her toast. She would then ask for a diet Coke incase the meal went to her hips.

 

Fuckin monster

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6 hours ago, Froggy said:

:lol: I'll do that like. It's 2000 calories instead of 2100.

 

It's the dumbest fucking argument. "oOOOoooOo, DIET Coke? With a cheeseburger?! You on a diet?!" 

 

Well, yeah, the cheeseburger itself has a shitload of calories. I don't want any more when sugary coke taste like concentrated liquid shit anyway. 0.5l of sugar-shit Coke is 200 fucking calories. 

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On 17/06/2021 at 06:46, HTT II said:

Double homemade lamb cheese burger with bacon and a homemade spicy onion and tomato chutney sandwiched between two big buns which I used egg wash on to give it a bit of a shine and extra crunch!
 

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Most of my mobile data is downloading your incremental food photos motherfucker. :lol:

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2 minutes ago, HTT II said:

Loving that we have food Nazis btw, separate pasta from sauce FFS [emoji38] :jesuswept:

 

It's a criminal offence like. You've missed an entire cooking step which makes the dish. 

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8 minutes ago, Cf said:

 

It's a criminal offence like. You've missed an entire cooking step which makes the dish. 

Nah, you’re wrong, it’s traditional to actually separate food in this way, see Indian food, French food, African food etc. Either way it’s fucking food, plate it how you like man [emoji38] ffs 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, neesy111 said:

So wrong.

Nah you’re talking shite. It’s not the Italian tradition to just mix sauce with pasta in the same way it’s not tradition to do the opposite, again it’s fucking food, plate it how you like [emoji38]


In Africa for example they plate pasta/other dishes and sauce separately a lot, who is wrong?!

 

Seriously man [emoji38]

 

And what if I mixed it together on the plate, is that wrong? GTFOOH

 

 

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Pasta isn't Indian, French or African though, and in Italy you'd get deported for serving plain pasta.  You're meant to finish cooking it in the sauce so it absorbs the flavour, and the starch thickens the sauce and lets it coat the pasta.

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Just now, Troll said:

Pasta isn't Indian, French or African though, and in Italy you'd get deported for serving plain pasta.  You're meant to finish cooking it in the sauce so it absorbs the flavour, and the starch thickens the sauce and lets it coat the pasta.

Aye right, pasta is not fucking Italian, African’s have been making pasta before Italy was on the map man, prove me wrong [emoji38]

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1 minute ago, Troll said:

Pasta isn't Indian, French or African though, and in Italy you'd get deported for serving plain pasta.  You're meant to finish cooking it in the sauce so it absorbs the flavour, and the starch thickens the sauce and lets it coat the pasta.

Spot on.

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1 minute ago, Troll said:

Pasta isn't Indian, French or African though, and in Italy you'd get deported for serving plain pasta.  You're meant to finish cooking it in the sauce so it absorbs the flavour, and the starch thickens the sauce and lets it coat the pasta.

Or you know, you can cook it another way, unless you wanna get a star off the Nazis… 

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1 minute ago, HTT II said:

Aye right, pasta is not fucking Italian, African’s have been making pasta before Italy was on the map man, prove me wrong [emoji38]

 

Italy is only 160 years old so you're right with that one but it was Marco Polo who brought it back from China.

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