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Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Çaykur Rizespor, on loan from Nottingham Forest)


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16 minutes ago, Pilko said:

"When he plays well, we win" says Bruce. There's a huge part of the 2 wins in 22 for you, this cunt played basically every minute.

It's the type of clueless quote you would expect from Bruce tbh. A manager so bad he found a way to concede 65% possession to a team with 10 men for more than half the match. 

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4 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today.

Aye, that's why it's only "decent enough"

Considering passing is meant to be the best part of his game, his long passing is now poor and short is average, he is a waste of a shirt.

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https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/davy-can-quiet-jonjo-shelvey-20422633

Jonjo Shelvey has faced up to accusations that he is lazy while turning out for Newcastle United.During the club's regular feature - 'Zoom Army' - in which players are asked questions by supporters, one fan, named Davy, queried 'why are you so lazy?' Shelvey began with 'cheers Davy' before turning away from the camera to compose his response.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Ben said:

I'm surprised we haven't heard from our captain about his views on the super league.

Arh yeh that's why, he couldn't give two fucks.

I love a good Shelvey bashing, but he's not really our captain is he? Yes he's worn the armband (for reasons unknown) but our captain is Lascelles.

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Better at CB than at CM, in all seriousness, he needs dropped, an abomination of a PL midfielder. He’s so poor it’s unreal!

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That back pass, few more passes into an invisible man, he’s long past it now. Didn’t get near Thiago, Gini or any other fucker all game. 

Keeping him on and shifting him back to CB is mind boggling from Bruce. He’s literally undroppable. 
 

Shouldnt even be starting ahead of Willock, but can’t even be subbed off for him takes the piss like

 

 

Edited by Abra Dubravka

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Think if pass when he was around halfway line down the line in first half to nobody, not even anyone running or making a move was worse than his pass back. 
 

Shitbag thing to the wish on someone, but wouldn’t give two hoots if he did his ACL next game and didn’t play for us again for 12months. Has happened to far greater players and characters than him.

 

 

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