Kaizero Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2015 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Football Poster: Wullie 34 (35.4%) Disco 24 (25%) Village Idiot 15 (15.6%) Kanji 12 (12.5%) Unbelievable! 11 (11.5%) Worst Football Poster: The College Dropout 61 (53%) Cronky 24 (20.9%) KaKa 17 (14.8%) Stifler 8 (7%) ElCid 5 (4.3%) Best Chat Poster: Mike 24 (31.6%) Interpolic 19 (25%) NorthernGimp 15 (19.7%) Hans 11 (14.5%) Kaizero 7 (9.2%) Worst Chat Poster: Noodles 27 (29.3%) Kid Icarus 22 (23.9%) Toondave 17 (18.5%) Ronaldo & Stifler 13 (14.1%) & 13 (14.1%) Best Games Poster: Andy 16 (31.4%) Coco 12 (23.5%) OpenC 11 (21.6%) Mike 6 (11.8%) Mole_Toonfan 5 (9.8%) Willow 1 (2%) Best Foreigner: Mike 34 (35.1%) Thomas 26 (26.8%) Deuce 19 (19.6%) Kaizero 18 (18.6%) Best Newcomer: Nattfare 24 (36.9%) Altamullan 23 (35.4%) Marmoset 10 (15.4%) xLiaamx 8 (12.3%) Best Non-Toon Poster: Village Idiot 29 (30.2%) Brummie 28 (29.2%) Leffe 18 (18.8%) Neil 11 (11.5%) Froggy 10 (10.4%) Best Overall Poster: Dave 23 (25.8%) Interpolic 20 (22.5%) Wullie 17 (19.1%) Disco 16 (18%) Mike 13 (14.6%) Most Boring Poster: The College Dropout 38 (39.6%) Ronaldo 18 (18.8%) Kid Icarus 17 (17.7%) Toondave 15 (15.6%) Stifler 8 (8.3%) Funniest Poster: Northerngimp 23 (25.3%) TaylorJ_01 18 (19.8%) Hans 17 (18.7%) SEMTEX 13 (14.3%) Thomas 12 (13.2%) Mike 8 (8.8%) Most Improved Poster: Ian W 35 (36.5%) Mrmojorisin75 23 (24%) Lush Vlad 21 (21.9%) Triggs 12 (12.5%) Beren 5 (5.2%) Most Deteriorated Poster: Kid Icarus 33 (36.3%) The College Dropout 25 (27.5%) Ronaldo 13 (14.3%) Ponsaelius 12 (13.2%) Branko 8 (8.8%) Most Overrated Poster: Ronaldo 32 (32.3%) Kid Icarus 29 (29.3%) Kanji 20 (20.2%) Mole_Toonfan 10 (10.1%) Dave 8 (8.1%) Most Underrated Poster: B-More Mag 28 (29.8%) Jill 23 (24.5%) Mrmojorisin75 16 (17%) Deuce 11 (11.7%) Shak 9 (9.6%) Newsted 7 (7.4%) Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often: Rich 63 (61.8%) Bimpy & Wormy 13 (12.7%) & 13 (12.7%) ChezGiven 8 (7.8%) LBW 5 (4.9%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 34 (36.2%) Interpolic 20 (21.3%) Hans 16 (17%) Ronaldo 14 (14.9%) Kaizero 10 (10.6%) Poster You'd Least Like to Meet: Mr. Snrub 30 (33%) Ronaldo 24 (26.4%) The College Dropout 16 (17.6%) Kid Icarus 14 (15.4%) Stifler 7 (7.7%) Best Football Thread: Hatem Ben Arfa of OGC Nice and France 28 (32.6%) The Wonderful Work of David Squires 23 (26.7%) Image of the Week 13 (15.1%) The Other Games Today 12 (14%) Crystal Palace Manager 10 (11.6%) Best Chat Thread: Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity 52 (64.2%) NFL 2015 24 (29.6%) Comic Books/Comic Movies/Godawful CW shows Thread 5 (6.2%) Best Thread Started in 2015: The Wonderful Work of David Squires 35 (39.8%) Brutal Posts 21 (23.9%) NFL 2015 18 (20.5%) Image of the Week 14 (15.9%) Best Post of the Year: TCD Statistics 32 (33.7%) Gimps SJP Shoe 24 (25.3%) I wonder where she is now... 16 (16.8%) McClaren during his hollandaise 10 (10.5%) Punched Lasagna 9 (9.5%) Handwriting Shoe 4 (4.2%) Most Brutal Post of the Year: Wullie mauling TCD 31 (32.6%) TCD Statistics 26 (27.4%) Interstellar 3/5 13 (13.7%) Says a man who soils himself 12 (12.6%) Only interested in being friends 8 (8.4%) Take some more black and white photos of yourself 5 (5.3%) The Planet Soft Cunt Award: Kid Icarus 24 (28.9%) KaKa 21 (25.3%) Ronaldo 18 (21.7%) Stifler 11 (13.3%) Ope 9 (10.8%) The Donald Trump Award: Ronaldo 24 (26.7%) The College Dropout 20 (22.2%) Toondave 19 (21.1%) Beren 16 (17.8%) Stifler 11 (12.2%) Poster You Wish Would Get in the Sea: The College Dropout 30 (30.9%) Ronaldo 21 (21.6%) Kid Icarus 20 (20.6%) Cronky 14 (14.4%) Toondave 12 (12.4%) The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: Mike 27 (26.2%) Disco 26 (25.2%) Beren 23 (22.3%) SEMTEX 15 (14.6%) Kaizero 12 (11.7%) And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners... ...and see you all next year! http://media.vogue.com/r/w_2560/2016/01/10/06-golden-globes-gifs.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 For posterity, all the nominees were: Best Football Poster: The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Disco (15), Kanji (5), Unbelivable! (5), Village Idiot (6) & Wullie (14) The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Dave 3 Nominations: Mrmojorisin75 Brummie 2 Nominations: Incognito Tooj Ponsaelius Lush Vlad Ian W 1 Nomination: Neil HTT Doug Mole_Toonfan WarrenBarton Leffe Interpolic Triggs Gallowgate Toon Scoot South Tynedale Mag Mick Optimistic Nut Midds Ronaldo Heza09 Ian W Magpie Froggy Worst Football Poster: The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Cronky(4), ElCid (4), Kaka (5), Stifler (5) & The College Dropout (22) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Ronaldo Slim Ope 2 Nominations: HTT Foluwashola BrettNUFC xLiaamx 1 Nomination: Roger Kint Twinport53 Incognito James Triggs Magpie1982 Ujpezt Doza SEMTEX Nobody Deuce Astroblack Sempuki Unbelievable Jotenko Jackyboy Froggy Kid Icarus Mozy ilikenewcastle Bimpy Goerdiedean Best Chat Poster: The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Hans (9), Interpolic (12), Mike (9), NothernGimp (5) & Kaizero (5) The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Thomas Froggy SEMTEX 3 Nominations: Mrmojorisin75 Beren BlufPurdi 2 Nominations: Kid Icarus Incognito Deuce Disco 1 Nomination: Bowlingcrofty Shay's Given Tim Flowers Thomson Mouse QuakesMag Jill TaylorJ_01 GM Sima Troll Neesy Lenny BlueStar Dave Worst Chat Poster: The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus (7), Noodles (5), Ronaldo (5), Stifler (8) & Toondave (10) The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Slim 3 Nominations: The College Dropout Froggy Branko Taxfree Micktoon 2 Nominations: Khay Mr. Logic 1 Nomination: Colinmk Ponsaelius Northumbrian Parky George Costanza Mr Snrub CaliMag BrettNUFC QuakesMag Juniatmoko Kimbo Roger Kint SEMTEX Best Games Poster: The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Andy (7), Coco (3), Mike (8), Mole_Toonfan (4), OpenC (5) & Willow (3) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Froggy 1 Nomination: Ope Nicky Kaizero Tooj Optimistic Nut Maze Hans Toons Taylor Best Foreigner: The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order: Deuce (8), Kaizero (12), Mike (12) & Thomas (6) The following were nominated but did not make it: 5 Nominations: Village Idiot Nobody Bmore-Mag Unbelievable Kanji 2 Nominations: TaylorJ_01 Froggy 1 Nomination: Raconteur Cubaricho Felipao QuakesMag Pata SEMTEX Toon Hoser Beren Jotenko Ameritoon Best Newcomer: The Nominees for the category "Best Newcomer" are, in alphabetical order: Altamullan (7), Marmoset (4), Nattfare (7), xLiaamx (4) The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Jaqen ilikenewcastle Gino Collage Janmaat's Hair UU:::::::::::::::: D~~~~ Big Vern Figures 1-0 Football Best Non-Toon Poster: The Nominees for the category "Best Non-Toon Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Brummie (13), Froggy (10), Leffe (13), Neil (12) & Village Idiot (13) The following were nominated but did not make it: 7 Nominations: Mike 2 Nominations: Wacko Stray Mackem 1 Nomination: hithere Felipao Best Overall Poster: The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Dave (8), Disco (9), Interpolic (9), Mike (7) & Wullie (7) The following were nominated but did not make it: 6 Nominations: Hans 5 Nominations: Beren 3 Nominations: Kaizero 2 Nominations: Mrmojorisin75 Neesy Branko Shak Northerngimp Midds Froggy Kanji 1 Nomination: Parky Yorkie WarrenBartonCentrePartin Leffe B-More Mag SEMTEX BlueStar Andy Thomas BlurPurdi Ian W Jill Most Boring Poster: The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus (7), Ronaldo (6), Stifler (4), The College Dropout (14) & Toondave (5) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: HTT BrettNUFC Ope 2 Nominations: Froggy Haz Cronky Kanji Mole_Toonfan 1 Nomination: Nobody Merlin Slim Ian W Noodles NUFC54 GC Kaka QuakesMag Crumpy Gunt Mozy Roger Kint Colinmk Funniest Poster: The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Hans (12), Mike (9), Northerngimp (10), SEMTEX (6), TaylorJ_01 (5) & Thomas (5) The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Disco 3 Nominations: Joeyt Interpolic Jill Newsted 2 Nominations: Stifler B-More Mag Dave Neesy Reefatoon 1 Nomination: The College Dropout GM Wullie Shay's Given Tim Flowers Incognito Darth Crooks Deuce Shak Chrisjraby Most Improved Poster: The Nominees for the category "Most Improved Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Beren (3), Ian W (3), Lush Vlad (3), Mrmojorisin75 (3) & Triggs (5) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Troll Jill TRon Mole_Toonfan 1 Nomination: Unbelievable Froggy Neesy Thomson Mouse Kid Icarus NUFC54 BrettNUFC Reefatoon Klaus Toondave Shay's Given Tim Flowers Mr Snrub Branko Felipards Rocafella ManDoon Stal Ronaldo Yorkie Hans Deuce BlueStar Chrisjraby Most Deteriorated Poster: The Nominees for the category "Most Deteriorated Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Branko (4), Kid Icarus (5), Ponsaelius (3), Ronaldo (6) & The College Dropout (3) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: TaylorJ_01 Froggy 1 Nomination: Joeyt Parky Mike Tooj GM Toondave Deuce Northerngimps Typing Skills SEMTEX HTT Beren Dave Slim Ian W Pata ManDoon Haz Wormy Yorkie Toon's Taylor Clay hindu times Most Overrated Poster: The Nominees for the category "Most Overrated Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Dave (4), Kanji (4), Kid Icarus (10), Mole_Toonfan (4) & Ronaldo (8) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Interpolic 2 Nominations: Mike Deuce Triggs Wullie Branko Disco Froggy Ope 1 Nomination: Felipards Joeyt Yorkie Ponsaelius Stifler Jack Flash GM Slim Happy Face SEMTEX Thomas ManDoon Jotenko Roger Kint Fugazi Most Underrated Poster: The Nominees for the category "Most Underrated Poster" are, in alphabetical order: B-More Mag (5), Deuce (3), Jill (4), Mrmojorisin75 (5), Newsted (3) & Shak (3) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Reefatoon Ketsbaia Thomas Northerngimp Lush Vlad Toon Hoser QuakesMag Kanji Froggy 1 Nomination: Shay's Given Tim Flowers Anderson Pilko Incognito Troll MrLogic Joeyt Skirge Mr Snrub Branko ManDoon Coco Chrisjraby Wullie Cronky The College Dropout Incognito Unbelievable! Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often: The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order: Bimpy (4), ChezGiven (3), LBW (3), Rich (14) & Wormy (4) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: BarackObama Ponsaelius Madras Keefaz Kasper Pip GM 1 Nomination: Skeletor Womblemaster Babatunde JackFlash Ally Oakie Doke Weezertron Tooj 80 AliGupter Joe_F Thenige KaKa BlufPurdi SSR Thespence Pilko ManDoon QuakesMag Babatunde Jotenko Tooj Mike Jimburst Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Hans (4), Interpolic (10), Kaizero (6), Mike (12) & Ronaldo (6) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Felipards Wullie Kanji Froggy Yorkie Deuce 1 Nomination: Big Geordie HTT The College Dropout Mrmojorisin75 TBG Thomas MrLogic Parky Troll Superior Grant Tooj Sho'Time Teasy Jill BarackObama Kid Icarus Ian W Troll BarackObama Stifler Rich/Atticus Greg Dave Kaka Village Idiot GM Unbelievable! Shak Poster You'd Least Like to Meet: The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus (9), Mr Snrub (5), Ronaldo (8), Stifler (7) & The College Dropout (7) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Froggy Toondave 2 Nominations: BrettNUFC HTT Noodles 1 Nomination: Wullie Cronky Triggs Bimpy Noodles Kanji Northumbrian SEMTEX Merlin ElCid Jack Flash Pie Face Slim Kaka Ian W Parky Taxfree Jaqen Best Football Thread: The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order: Crystal Palace Manager (3), Hatem Ben Arfa of OGC Nice and France (7), Image of the week (4), The other games today - 2015/16 (3) & The wonderful work of David Squires (6) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Steve McClaren Not Worthy of a Thread NUFC Transfer Rumours in the Press 1 Nomination: Chancel Mbemba Match Thread Spurs 1 - 2 NUFC Daft Questions (Footy) Football Pet Hates Adam Armstrong Why no playoffs? Best Logo AshleyOut.com RIP Pavel Srnicek 1968 - 2015 Betting Thread Jack Colback RELEGATIONOMETER The Sack Race Prediction League 2015/2016 Mike Ashley Best Chat Thread: The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Thread" are, in alphabetical order: Comic Books/Comic Movies/Godawful CW Shows Thread (3), NFL 2015 (10) & Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity (10) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Daft Questions Film You Recently Watched Ace Posts Brutal Posts UK Politics Game of Thrones NBA MLB 1 Nomination: Jimmy Saville Facebook What Mood are you In Stupid Things Lasses Say Disco's Divas Language Corner Guilty Pleasures Handwriting Materialism: What have you bought? Your Pet Hates All Things Rock Still Not Worthy of a Thread Best Thread Started in 2015: The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Thread" are, in alphabetical order: Brutal Posts (4), Image of the Week (3), NFL 2015 (4) & The Wonderful Work of David Squires (3) The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Dumb things you do Meeting the other half's rents... Handwriting Steve McClaren N-O Game of the Year 2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Best Post of the Year: The Nominees for the category "Best Post of the Year" are: TCD Statistics (7) http://www.whoscored.com/Players/55378008/ http://i.imgur.com/XFJz7kW.png I wonder where she is now... (3) I've even been hit over the head n face with a motor bike helmet while eating a kebab. True stories. Wtf. It was a mild summers evening in the 90s. I had went to the club with my mates and had a few beers....to my surprise a lass I worked with suddenly showed up out of the blue ( these were the days before mobiles so it was a big risk on her part, especially when she called me a shithead for not meating up the week before at laser quest)...so she popped up and we have a couple of scoops and a dance and then we go outside for a kebab from the kebab van. We share a bab and sit down...as we are sitting down and eating a guy and his lass pull up on a crosser bike. He stops near the kebab van and tries to steady it so his lady passenger can debark, they have a bit of bother and eventually the bike topples over onto both of them. A few people witness this and I pipe up "hahaha you've been caught on candid camera hahaha" didnt think anything else of it until this radge packet is towering over my kebab and says "what you say?" Before I knew it he clocked me with the helmet twice and digged me....I won the day tho cos the daft c*** slopped off with his lass without a kebab each. Later that night the lass let me rub her snatch through her knickers and touch her bewbs....I did like her, I wonder where she is now. Handwriting Shoe (2) http://i.imgur.com/5jAMpYFh.jpg Reminds me of McClaren's situation during his hollandaise (2) What is this saucery? Being able to appoint a competent manager within a week and not hire the local village idiot for half a season and almost lead you into oblivion. Reminds me of McClaren's situation during his hollandaise Punched lasagne (2) He also has a face like a punched lasagne. Gimps SJP shoe (2) http://i.share.pho.to/c6bb2d3b_o.png The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Speaking of cringeworthy lines it reminds me of when I had a little exchange with a beautiful till attendant who only had pound coins to change a 10er, I jokingly complained about it and then ended up buying a bottle of pop anyway, she said "well at least that's once less pound to carry about!" to which my response was "every little helps", the Tesco motto. Felt like jumping infront of a bus. It's always awkward when they are a bit thick and the following occurs "That's £4.05" "Ah, here's £5... got a 5p too" "Oh..." *gives 95p change and 5p back* "Right... cheers then" On the contrary, whenever it does work you always have a little connection. As if you know how shit is going down and you're gonna work together on this one. Just strut away like Vince McMahon with your pound coin, no time for small ass coinage, only the big bucks here. I was guilty of making a complete fuck up of a straight forward transaction before, I was paying for something that totalled £XX.94 and I said "Do you want the 6p?", she said "Yeah if you've got it" I gave her it, then realised neither of us had a fucking clue what we were doing She just stared at this money in her hand, then looked at the till and I'd stunned myself into silence with my own stupidity. I think I'd somehow tried to give myself my own change, via the cashier. Easily one of the most retarded things I've ever done MS 7 @ms_sissoko 26s27 seconds ago I'm a professional player and I stay focused on my team NUFC #DontListenToRumours http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg5614862.html#msg5614862 I value life's moments over material wealth That's no excuse. Get it done. http://i.imgur.com/5YbtAWR.png Fully expected SEM's reply to be: "Material wealth allows me to enjoy life's moments better" Nah I've gone a totally different route. Anyway, seen as SanToon seems determined to avoid finding out, I'm going to fill in the form on his behalf. It's not looking great. http://i.imgur.com/MXxOYqS.png Travelled 1500km to meet some distant relatives. I only discovered they even existed last year, just before I came out. We're not related, it's another Lishman. Haven't mentioned it. Tbf "nee reason" was a lie. I was just about to enter a sexual situation so did it in the bathroom while she sorted herself out. "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz", "Neil, what you doing?!", "Shaving me pubes off pet, not sure why", "Diven't, man!", "Fuck off man, it's sound", "OK then", "Ah shit, I shaved me balls and there's blood all over the bathroom floor", "Telt yer. Fucking telt yer". You on PS3 jot? Add me so I can score repeated Quaresma hatricks against you I have a PS3, but I don't play on the Master League, I play on Divisions with real teams. Tonight I will create a private room and we'll play Benfica x Newcastle United. How strong is NUFC squad in PES? Not as good as the Benfica one especially if the updates have lost MYM and Santon Anyway, one thing I hate about PES is the politeness of the supporters. They have gay ass banners saying things like: "Respect your history!" "Go! Go! Go!" "Reach the glory!", and so on. That's why I play with german teams, so I don't understand the banners. "Underzing Helga Wierdenbrif" yeah whatever that means. Worst thing is that every year they go one step further, I assume that by 2020 we'll have banners saying things like "Consider winning". Some dude called Larry O'Sullivan uses a variation of this in his book "How is My Driving? Motivational Tips for Success in Business and Life." In this version the mother 'confronts' her son. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=VNzZAwAAQBAJ&pg=PA286&lpg=PA286&dq=Then,+reaching+under+his+pillow+he+pulled+out+some+crumpled+up+bills&source=bl&ots=ZE9KpbNgTN&sig=lCPVt3AQNQMTfV7opBmVoC5_oQc&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCsQ6AEwAmoVChMI4seLw6-wyAIVSjo-Ch32WAsK I know what I'm reading tonight. I'd rather read the inside of my own coffin lid. 7-0 real madrid Not watching the game but imo if they've been picking them apart after the third or fourth then I think that's poor sportsmanship. If Malmo's been making a hash of it then fine. But at 4-0 you know they're outclassed and not coming back, no need to rub it in. His BBC profile is pretty great http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/wear/hi/tv_and_radio/newsid_8182000/8182586.stm Your greatest regret? The death of my father. did you kill him, Mick? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg5656649.html#msg5656649 Feeling sluggish? No end product? Try cancer! That's fairly similar to a story I once heard about him at the golf club. Bloke needs to sort his attitude out or his Mrs will be off cheating again. He's probably used to being second choice. Read an article which had the closing line 'If all who'd done what Evans did were sent to jail then most football teams wouldn't be able to put out a full team each week, and a lot of nightclubs would be half empty each weekend. ' What was the publication, "Rapist's Weekly"?? http://i67.tinypic.com/209jzeu.jpg http://i66.tinypic.com/kezyfq.jpg Someone make that a smiley! [move]height=80http://i.imgur.com/1H6RmEH.png[/img][/move] Where's Westmoor posting something about Chicken Nuggets. Most Brutal Post of the Year: The Nominees for the category "Most Brutal Post" are: TCD Statistics (7) http://www.whoscored.com/Players/55378008/ http://i.imgur.com/XFJz7kW.png Interstellar 3/5 (5) Im not man, Interstaller is 3/5 and the Bourne films are just so meh. Interstellar is "3/5"... Hoy a leg back up on that banister and then throw yourself over the top. Only interested in being friends (4) Miss Metroland. Used to always have my birthday party there Urgh, imagine 'Miss Metroland'. She'd have massive gold hopped ear rings, a massive fridge rolled round a hairspray can, caked in the stuff, a red scrunchy holding her ponytail in, Reebok classics and thrush. Can I have sex with this post? I heard it's only interested in being friends. Wullie mauls TCD (3) I can't be bothered to dig out the posts but many felt overall the team had been under achieving by the time he left. Many still believe the remit of "survive comfortably in the PL" is a Pardew idea. Anyway, I hope the media take note of how he's stoking Palace expectations about Europe. Luckily I can. Pardew is to blame for 100% of the negative things at the club - except about 10% of the playing staff consisting of the likes a Tiote & Gouffran. But everything said is true. Pardew does look like a bit of a Charlatan. A fraud. Pardew has no sense of attacking philosophy. Going forward we hope Cabaye/HBA can produce something for Cisse/Ba, with Tiote & Jonas chipping in. Santon goes forward cuts inside all the time but there's no plan of what to do when he does it. Jonas going forward seems to be an afterthought. This is probably the single worst thing about our team and Pardew as a manager. IMO like Sunderland we need a new manager. Someone within the existing system will have no effect. Surely Pardew is finished here. What a woeful half of football. Hope the penny drops with Ashley. If we can produce good quality youngsters and have a manager that can bring them through - he'll be rolling in it. First thing - chop Pardew. Honestly, I could go on and on and on, there are dozens of these. The way you paint yourself as someone who warned against the dangers of getting rid of the loathsome cunt is absolutely unbearable. Says a man who soils himself (3) This is the condition of men nowadays. It's disgraceful. Says a man who soils himself at the sight of a mildly attractive female or minor football news. Take some more black and white photos of yourself (2) What's sadder is a Palace fan signing up to a Newcastle forum and pretending to be a Newcastle fan. Fuck off and take some more moody black and white Instagram photos of yourself. The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: You can great goals without getting assist. Simply by opening up play, or playing that 1 defence splitting pass before the assist, even dragging other players out can all be as crucial as the actual assist. Alreet professor I only hold a doctorate I'm afraid. You couldn't even hold a pen man. Plenty of disagreement on here tbf. For further reference check out the Colback thread or the Anita thread. It's total bollocks I think I have disagreed with like every single person on here For example, I disagree with your existence as a human being. God you're a twat. Fucking do one. Bored of it now. You can put Scarlett Johansson's ring on your finger and you'd still be a massive fucking loser. Deputy Dawg UK is not Kanji's Mate Something about Pardews Sex Life He'll eventually realise that steroids are are supposed to be injected into your arse, not the side of your head. The Planet Soft Cunt Award: The Nominees for the category "The Planet Soft Cunt Award" are, in alphabetical order: KaKa (3), Kid Icarus (9), Ope (4), Stifler (5) & Ronaldo (3) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Yorkie Ian W Mr Snrub 1 Nomination: Mickthemagpie Cronky Jill Unbelievable Mike BrettNUFC ManDoon SEMTEX Bimpy Froggy Shak The Donald Trump Award: The Nominees for the category "The Donald Trump Award" are, in alphabetical order: Beren (3), Ronaldo (7), Stifler (3), The College Dropout (3) & Toondave (9) The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Noodles Hans Froggy Ope Mike 1 Nomination: Chrisjraby Kanji Northumbrian Mrmojorisin75 Kid Icarus Deuce Ameritoon B-More Mag Unbelievable's Racism Poster You Wish Would Get in the Sea: The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Get in the Sea" are, in alphabetical order: Cronky (4), Kid Icarus (4), Ronaldo (5), The College Dropout (12) & Toondave (4) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Froggy Slim 2 Nominations: ElCid Noodles Roger Kint 1 Nomination: Nobody SEMTEX Teasy George Costanza BrettNUFC Mike Unbelievable Jotenko Mr Snrub Joeyt TaylorJ_01 Stifler The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: The Nominees for The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement are, in alphabetical order: Beren (7), Disco (10), Kaizero (5), Mike (10) & SEMTEX (5) The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Midds BlufPurdi Jill GM 2 Nominations: HTT Madras 1 Nomination: Tooj Magpie Shak Pip Oldtype Northerngimp Ponsaelius Andy Optimistic Nut Previous Winners: 2011: Dave 2012: Rich 2013: Cajun 2014: Wullie Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The gifs Congrats to all the winners. Was absolutely convinced i'd win most overrated mind. Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Good work Kaiz. Cheers for the games forum votes lads, I can only assume this is the worlds way of saying Mike was wrong about everything in 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
ManDoon Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Mike I'm pleased for Mike personally. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Third?! Shame on you democracy. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I'm disgusted that my last minute change to vote for Kaka had no actual impact. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomato Deuce Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Most Underrated Poster: B-More Mag 28 (29.8%) Jill 23 (24.5%) Mrmojorisin75 16 (17%) Deuce 11 (11.7%) Shak 9 (9.6%) Newsted 7 (7.4%) is that three years in a row? Link to post Share on other sites
Tomato Deuce Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Best Chat Thread: Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity 52 (64.2%) NFL 2015 24 (29.6%) Comic Books/Comic Movies/Godawful CW shows Thread 5 (6.2%) http://replygif.net/thumbnail/428.gif Link to post Share on other sites
thomas Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/hVlU0MW.gif Best Chat Poster: Mike 24 (31.6%) Best Foreigner: Mike 34 (35.1%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 34 (36.2%) Link to post Share on other sites
thomas Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Only funnin. Congrats to all the winners. Link to post Share on other sites
Kanji Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Congrats to the winners! Lockwood Award was fucking close, dayum. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/hVlU0MW.gif Best Chat Poster: Mike 24 (31.6%) Best Foreigner: Mike 34 (35.1%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 34 (36.2%) This guy blew the dust off the fucking table tags. Outstanding. Link to post Share on other sites
Kanji Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Was pretty fucking incredible execution, ain't a fucking idea how tommy did that though Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Thomas should've retroactively won all the shit Mike won just for that post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 That's some black magic bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Best Chat Thread: Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity 52 (64.2%) NFL 2015 24 (29.6%) Comic Books/Comic Movies/Godawful CW shows Thread 5 (6.2%) http://replygif.net/thumbnail/428.gif http://i.imgur.com/xKMSJbN.gif Link to post Share on other sites
TaylorJ_01 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Bloody hell, 2nd funniest. Truly humbled. Link to post Share on other sites
cubaricho Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/hVlU0MW.gif Best Chat Poster: Mike 24 (31.6%) Best Foreigner: Mike 34 (35.1%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 34 (36.2%) Link to post Share on other sites
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Best Chat Thread: Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity 52 (64.2%) NFL 2015 24 (29.6%) Comic Books/Comic Movies/Godawful CW shows Thread 5 (6.2%) http://replygif.net/thumbnail/428.gif http://i.imgur.com/xKMSJbN.gif :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidAK Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I love how Ronnie is nominated for nearly every negative award but still wins Most Overrated Poor guy. Great work as ever Kaiz. Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 10 votes for best non-toon poster. Shows I would easily win it if I wasn't a dick all year. Thanks guys. Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Kaiz is my hero. What a guy. Link to post Share on other sites
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