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N-O Forum Awards 2016: The Results


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Hello and welcome to the results of the 2016 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards.

 

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Without further ado, here are the winners:

 

Best Football Poster:

 

Wullie

25 (36.2%)

Darth Crooks

16 (23.2%)

Disco

12 (17.4%)

Dave

11 (15.9%)

Tooj

5 (7.2%)

 

 

 

Worst Football Poster:

 

Tubestationatmidnight

39 (41.9%)

Neesy

20 (21.5%)

Shintonsghost

19 (20.4%)

The College Dropout

15 (16.1%)

 

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

Mike

27 (35.1%)

Hans

15 (19.5%)

BlufPurdi

14 (18.2%)

Interpolic

12 (15.6%)

Jill

9 (11.7%)

 

 

Worst Chat Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

25 (31.6%)

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Happinesstan

22 (27.8%)

Toondave

11 (13.9%)

Neesy

10 (12.7%)

Stray Mackem

7 (8.9%)

Northerngimp

4 (5.1%)

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

Mole_Toonfan

17 (26.2%)

Mike & OpenC

15 (23.1%) & 15 (23.1%)

Coco

14 (21.5%)

Dokko

4 (6.2%) 

 

 

Best Foreigner:

 

Mike

19 (25%)

Thomas

17 (22.4%)

Kaizero

16 (21.1%)

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B-More Mag

13 (17.1%)

Deuce

7 (9.2%)

QuakesMag

4 (5.3%)

 

"And we are LIVE here at the N-O Awards ceremony, handing out the trophy for Best Foreigner and -- wait, what's this!

 

It's, it's, BY GOD! IT'S THOMAS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"

 

 

 

Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner):

 

Froggy

46 (50.5%)

Triggs

16 (17.6%)

Ope

12 (13.2%)

Pip

10 (11%)

Mike

7 (7.7%)

 

 

 

Best Newcomer:

 

HaydnNUFC

28 (50.9%)

PartizanFC

11 (20%)

Seymour

6 (10.9%)

BleedBlackAndWhite & Odin

5 (9.1%) & 5 (9.1%)

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster:

 

Leffe

36 (43.4%)

Village Idiot

20 (24.1%)

Brummie

18 (21.7%)

Wacko

5 (6%)

Neil

4 (4.8%)

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

Wullie

15 (19.2%)

Disco & Mike

14 (17.9%) & 14 (17.9%)

Interpolic

13 (16.7%)

Hanskissedhispantz

12 (15.4%)

BlufPurdi

10 (12.8%)

 

 

Poster with Best Taste:

 

OpenC

23 (32.9%)

B-More Mag

22 (31.4%)

QuakesMag

10 (14.3%)

Tooj

9 (12.9%)

Kid Icarus

6 (8.6%)

 

 

Poster with Worst Taste:

 

Beren

23 (34.8%)

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Stifler

18 (27.3%)

Jill & KaKa

11 (16.7%) & 11 (16.7%)   

Mike

3 (4.5%)

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

22 (26.2%)

Happinesstan

19 (22.6%)

The College Dropout

16 (19%)

Joeyt

12 (14.3%)

Tubestationatmidnight

10 (11.9%)

Stifler

5 (6%)

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

Mike

25 (32.1%)

Hanskissedhispantz

24 (30.8%)

Thomas

13 (16.7%)

Northerngimp

12 (15.4%)

Interpolic

4 (5.1%)

 

 

Most Improved Poster:

 

Lush Vlad

39 (50%)

The College Dropout

16 (20.5%)

Kid Icarus

13 (16.7%)

Triggs

10 (12.8%)

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

30 (35.3%)

Neesy

27 (31.8%)

Madras

18 (21.2%)

Triggs

8 (9.4%)

Northerngimp

2 (2.4%)

 

 

Most Likeable Poster:

 

Jill

27 (33.8%)

Mike

15 (18.8%)

Hanskissedhispantz

11 (13.8%)

BlufPurdi & Newsted

10 (12.5%) & 10 (12.5%)

Interpolic

7 (8.8%)

 

 

Most Dislikable Poster:

 

Ronaldo

22 (28.9%)

Happinesstan

18 (23.7%)

Toondave

17 (22.4%)

The College Dropout

11 (14.5%)

Tubestationatmidnight

8 (10.5%)

 

 

Most Repetitive Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

21 (21.9%)

Ronaldo & Tubestationatmidnight

19 (19.8%) & 19 (19.8%)

Happinesstan

18 (18.8%)

The College Dropout

14 (14.6%)

Northerngimp

5 (5.2%)

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

Mike

30 (35.7%)

Hanskissedhispantz & Ronaldo

14 (16.7%) & 14 (16.7%)

QuakesMag

12 (14.3%)

Deuce

8 (9.5%)

SEMTEX

6 (7.1%)

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

 

Ronaldo

22 (24.4%)

Kid Icarus

18 (20%)

Toondave

16 (17.8%)

The College Dropout

14 (15.6%)

Tubestationatmidnight

13 (14.4%)

Stifler

7 (7.8%)

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Poster More Often:

 

Rich

36 (41.9%)

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Segun Oluwaniyi

22 (25.6%)

BarackObama & Keefaz

8 (9.3%) & 8 (9.3%)

Jimburst

7 (8.1%)

Belfast Mags

5 (5.8%)

 

 

Best Football Thread:

 

Rafa Benitez

26 (37.7%)

Alan Pardew

18 (26.1%)

David Squires

17 (24.6%)

The Other Games Today

6 (8.7%)

Still Not Worthy of a Thread

2 (2.9%)

 

 

Best Chat Thread:

 

Your Pet Hates

38 (46.9%)

US Politics

25 (30.9%)

NFL

11 (13.6%)

NBA

7 (8.6%)

 

 

Best Thread Started in 2016:

 

Rafa Benitez

44 (60.3%)

US Politics: Trump Edition

12 (16.4%)

The Olympics Thread

8 (11%)

NFL

6 (8.2%)

NBA

2 (2.7%)

NFL Predictions

1 (1.4%)

 

 

Post of the Year:

 

Complication of AIDS

27 (33.8%)

First real girlfriend

18 (22.5%)

Already Logged In

17 (21.3%)

Reasons to Live

12 (15%)

Beavers

6 (7.5%)

 

 

Most Brutal Post:

 

WallsendMag Destruction

31 (39.2%)

Glowing Ghost Motherfucker

18 (22.8%)

Enigma Machine

16 (20.3%)

Drown Yourself

11 (13.9%)

can u go bak

3 (3.8%)

 

 

Best GIF/Image Reply:

 

Dancing 'Polic

25 (40.3%)

Controller Disconnected & How About No

11 (17.7%) & 11 (17.7%)

Me Tomorrow

10 (16.1%)

hue hue hue

5 (8.1%)

 

 

Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever:

 

Tubestationatmidnight

31 (41.3%)

Shintonsghost

24 (32%)

The College Dropout

20 (26.7%)

 

 

Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy:

 

Dave

30 (37%)

Kaizero

15 (18.5%)

BlufPurdi

14 (17.3%)

Mike

13 (16%)

Bluestar

9 (11.1%)

 

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:

 

Jill

25 (29.8%)

BlufPurdi

20 (23.8%)

Kaizero

16 (19%)

Disco

12 (14.3%)

Interpolic

11 (13.1%)

 

 

And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners...

 

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For posterity, the nominated were:

 

 

 

Best Football Poster

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Darth Crooks, Dave, Disco, Tooj & Wullie

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Hanskissedhispantz

Kanji

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

Greg

 

1 Nomination:

Si

POOT

Midds

Lush Vlad

Gallowgatetoon

Sima

Paully

Kaizero

Unbelievable

Ponsaelius

Segun Oluwaniyi

Optimistic Nut

Pilko

Triggs

Magpie

Mrmojorisin75

WarrenBarton

 

 

Worst Football Poster

The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Neesy, Shintonsghost, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

KaKa

Foluwashola

 

3 Nominations:

WallsendMag

Crumpy Gunt

 

2 Nominations:

Uncle Bingo

Chris Babalooba

 

1 Nomination:

TRon

Astraguy

Mighty__Mag

Seymour

Ronaldo

Triggs

HTT

Altamullan

Figures 1-0 Football

Happinesstan

Ndegwa

BlufPurdi

sbnufc

Astroblack

Dokko

Ian W

 

 

Best Chat Poster

The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Jill & Mike

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Disco

Kid Icarus

 

3 Nominations:

Northerngimp

OpenC

 

2 Nominations:

Kaizero

B-More Mag

mrmojorisin75

Deuce

Newsted

Super Duper Branko Strupar

Thomas

Ian W

 

1 Nomination:

Toondave

Dave

Wullie

Beren

QuakesMag

Klaus

Tooj

SEMTEX

Shak

KaKa

Bluestar

Toon Hoser

 

 

 

Worst Chat Poster

The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Happinesstan, Kid Icarus, Neesy, Northerngimp, Stray Mackem & Toondave

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Froggy

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Stifler

Joeyt

The College Dropout

Ronaldo

 

1 Nomination:

Disco

Decky

Interpolic

Triggs

Trumpet

Mrmojorisin75

Mr. Logic

Tubes

Kingkerouac

Ian W

Figures 1-0 Football

Tiote's Witch Doctor

 

 

Best Games Poster

The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Coco, Dokko, Mike, Mole_Tonfan & OpenC

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Thomas

Troll

Mrmojorisin75

jdckelly

Clay

Decky

Hanskissedhispantz

54

Andy

 

 

Best Foreigner

The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order:

 

B-More Mag, Deuce, Kaizero, Mike, Thomas & QuakesMag

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

SEMTEX

 

3 Nominations:

Village Idiot

 

2 Nominations:

Kanji

Segun Oluwaniyi

 

1 Nomination:

Shak

Nobody

loki676

Unbelievable

ToonHoser

Ameritoon

Chicago_Shearer

Decky

KaKa

Towelie

 

 

 

Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner)

The Nominees for the category "Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner)" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Froggy, Mike, Ope, Pip & Triggs

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Jotenko

Deuce

Kanji

 

1 Nomination:

Trumpet

TRon

SEMTEX

Northerngimp

OpenC

Beren

PartizanFC

Felipao

Ndegwa

Shak

KaKa

The College Dropout

TaylorJ

 

 

 

Best Newcomer

The Nominees for the category "Best Newcomer" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BleedBlackAndWhite, HaydnNUFC, Odin, PartizanFC & Seymour

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Leazes_End_Mag

Happinesstan

Gallows

 

 

Best Non-Toon Poster

The Nominees for the category "Best Non-Toon Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Brummie, Leffe, Mike*, Neil, Village Idiot & Wacko

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Stray Mackem

hithere

Groo

 

1 Nomination:

Froggy

Jukeboxromeo

1878

 

* Whilst Mike got enough votes to be nominated he's not on the final ballot due to him, in all fairness, being one of us.

 

 

Best Overall Poster

The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Disco, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Mike & Wullie

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Dave

Thomas

 

2 Nominations:

Kaizero

GeordieMessiah

B-More Mag

Northerngimp

OpenC

Kid Icarus

Darth Crooks

 

1 Nomination:

Parky

Jill

Greg

Foluwashola

Mrmojorisin75

QuakesMag

Lush Vlad

Shak

SEMTEX

Ian W

Troll

Lenny

Magpie

Ponsaelius

Deuce

Super Duper Branko Strupar

 

 

Poster with Best Taste

The Nominees for the category "Poster with Best Taste" are, in alphabetical order:

 

B-More Mag, Kid Icarus, OpenC, Tooj & QuakesMag

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Ian W

Fugazi

Northerngimp

Cubaricho

 

1 Nomination:

Shay's Given Tim Flowers

Parky

BarackObama

Nobody

Wullie

cp40

Beren

MKSC

Jill

Ronaldo

Greg

Lush Vlad

NEEJ

 

 

Poster with Worst Taste

The Nominees for the category "Poster with Worst Taste" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Beren, Jill, KaKa, Mike & Stifler

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

Messi

 

1 Nomination:

Thomas

Super Duper Branko Strupar

Ian W

Felipao

RodneyCisse

The College Dropout

Northerngimp

Dr Venkman

Ronaldo

Kaizero

Froggy

 

 

Most Boring Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Happinesstan, Joeyt, Kid Icarus, Stifler, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Ronaldo

HTT

 

2 Nominations:

Madras

Slim

Neesy

 

1 Nomination:

Decky

WallsendMag

Shintonsghost

Jotenko

Disco

Interpolic

Mike

Altamullan

Bimpy474

Toondave

Froggy

KaKa

Felipao

Gorilla

Northerngimp

Newsted

Mole_Toonfan

Stray Mackem

Ndegwa

Foluwashola

Kingkerouac

Ian W

nufc4eva

LooneyToonArmy

Heron

 

 

Funniest Poster

The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Mike, Northerngimp & Thomas

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Joeyt

SEMTEX

 

3 Nominations:

GeordieMessiah

Darth Crooks

Foluwashola

Disco

 

2 Nominations:

Bluestar

Neesy

Shak

 

1 Nomination:

Wullie

Si

Newsted

Segun Oluwaniyi

KaKa

Jill

TBG

 

 

Most Improved Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Improved Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kid Icarus, Lush Vlad, The College Dropout & Triggs

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Thomas

Joeyt

Ronaldo

POOT

Ian W

QuakesMag

Yorkie

Mole_Toonfan

Hanskissedhispantz

 

1 Nomination:

Bimpy474

Paully

Andy84

Newsted

Lotus

TaylorJ

Si

Troll

Figures 1-0 Football

Northerngimp

hithere

Stray Mackem

Bluestar

Super Duper Branko Strupar

Darth Crooks

 

 

Most Deteriorated Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Deteriorated Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kid Icarus, Madras, Neesy, Northerngimp & Triggs

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Ronaldo

 

2 Nominations:

Deuce

Froggy

 

1 Nomination:

TRon

Bluestar

cp40

Stray Mackem

Joeyt

Dave

Hanskissedhispantz

SEMTEX

Shak

GeordieMessiah

The College Dropout

OpenC

Kanji

Altamullan

Nobody

Dokko

Slim

Merlin

Stifler

 

 

Most Likable Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Likeable Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Jill, Mike & Newsted

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

QuakesMag

 

3 Nominations:

Lush Vlad

 

2 Nominations:

GeordieMessiah

Northerngimp

Beren

Dave

B-More Mag

Mrmojorisin75

 

1 Nomination:

Mr. Logic

Chrisjraby

Midds

Greg

Bimpy474

Paully

Andy84

Leffe

Segun Olawaniyi

Thomas

Elliotman

Darth Crooks

Lenny

Bluestar

 

 

Most Dislikable Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Dislikeable Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Happinesstan, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

4 Nominations:

Neesy

Kid Icarus

Shintonsghost

 

2 Nominations:

Ronaldo

Froggy

Stray Mackem

Triggs

Foluwashola

 

1 Nomination:

Ndegwa

Trumpet

WallsendMag

Scoot

Crumpy Gunt

GeordieMessiah

Northerngimp

Mrmojorisin75

Messi

Shak

Beren

robm

Ian W

Stifler

Heron

 

 

Most Repetitive Poster

The Nominees for the category "Most Repetitive Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Happinesstan, Kid Icarus, Northerngimp, Ronaldo, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Disco

WallsendMag

Madras

Triggs

Neesy

Toondave

Stifler

 

1 Nomination:

Bluestar

Figures 1-0 Football

Stray Mackem

Chris Babalooba

Uncle Bingo

Froggy

Mr. Logic

Yorkie

loki679

Heron

Interpolic

Hanskissedhispantz

Mrmojorisin75

Ope

HTT

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Deuce, Hanskissedhispantz, Mike, SEMTEX, Ronaldo & QuakesMag

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Mrmojorisin75

Northerngimp

Stifler

Jill

Felipao

Interpolic

 

1 Nomination:

Froggy

Disco

Lotus

Lovejoy

Fugazi

Foluwashola

STM

BlufPurdi

Decky

Billytray

Joeyt

Shak

Heron

B-More Mag

Dave

Segun Oluwaniyi

Mole_Toonfan

Tooj

Kanji

Cubaricho

Coco

jimburst

wormy

 

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kid Icarus, Stifler, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

Happinesstan

Northerngimp

Shintonsghost

Kingkerouac

Crumpy Gunt

 

1 Nomination:

SEMTEX

HinduTimes

Froggy

Dave

HTT

Interpolic

Bimpy

Skirge

Stray Mackem

Felipao

Coco

Wullie

Ian W

Dr Venkman

Heron

 

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often

The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BarackObama, Belfast Mags, Jimburst, Keefaz, Rich & Segun Oluwaniyi

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

80

Indi

Gemmill

TaylorJ

Mike

Andy84

loki676

Beren

SSR

Ponsaelius

Messi

Mowen

GoldenGlory

NSG

Rocker

Pip

Fabregash

Mandoon

Neil

Tooj

Clay

Mowen

dinotheprehistoricgeordie

Mick

Wormy

Heneage

 

 

Best Football Thread

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Alan Pardew, David Squires, Still Not Worthy of a Thread, The Other Games Today, Rafa Benitez

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Other Clubs Transfers

The England Thread

NUFC Transfer Rumours in the Press

 

 

 

Best Chat Thread

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

NBA, NFL, US Politics & Your Pet Hates

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Daft Questions Thread

Gimp's Gash

 

2 Nominations:

What Are You Watching Right Now

UK Politics

Experiences of Depression and Anxiety

The Olympics Thread

EU Referendum - The Aftermath

The Hip-Hop Thread

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

What Mood are you in?

Star Wars Geektastic

Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity

 

1 Nomination:

Netflix Suggestions

Shoe Council

The Darts

Ace Posts

Fantasy Sci/Fi Books Thread

The Car Thread

The Little Things in Life

 

 

Best Thread Started in 2016

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order:

 

NBA, NFL, NFL Predictions, Rafa Benitez, The Olympics Thread, US Politics: Trump Edition

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Forum Moments that have Stuck with you

2016/17 Betting Thread

David Squires

 

 

 

Best Post of the Year

The Nominees for the category "Best Post of the Year" are:

 

 

 

Tributes still pouring in

 

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egr5h6j7y

 

You're already logged in mate :thup:

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/cwgnnLP.jpg

 

 

We seem to be like beavers today, chasing and winning everything.

 

 

He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

 

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

 

1 Nomination:

 

Rumoured to be going on I'm a Celebrity.

 

He going to be one of the fucking minging things they eat in the bushtucker trial?

 

 

If movies have taught me anything, and I think they have, there's a chance we can stay up if we can find a football playing dog.

 

 

Just pegging it in a straight line doesn't do it for me either.

 

If my last name was Gay you could bet your arse I'd be an olympic sprinter too from running away from people all my life.

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Remember ALF? He's back. In GIF form.

 

 

Tits

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x-post Disco's Divas

 

my biggest turn on (apart from feet, and arse holes) is a woman in a footy Jersey absolute w*** material

 

Wow, I'm a feet and arsehole guy too. I feel like people who like one, like the other. Thought about making a feet thread, but I can see a bunch of hate for it.  :undecided:

 

Aha fuck the haters lad !!!! Suck toes and eat shite

 

 

'Kind of vomit consumers that spend £60 on an NUFC with Colback in it'.

 

Ah aye, forgot watching your team was a resounding vote of confidence for every player within it. Sure our fans of the early 90s saw Barry Venison as a superior alternative to Franco Baresi.

 

Four paragraphs of unmitigated wet.

 

nah, you clearly only wrote 3 paragraphs there.

 

 

'Substitution for Newcastle. Number 27 Steven Taylor...'

 

*Crosses touchline*

 

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Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. :lol:

 

I implore someone. :lol:

 

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs,

But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He rocks a move, but the win won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Alan, he choked

The fucking cunt

 

 

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That's you getting blocked on Facebook.

 

 

Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. :lol:

 

I implore someone. :lol:

 

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs,

But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He rocks a move, but the win won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Alan, he choked

The fucking cunt

 

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You're a father of two, Dave.

 

 

Which man invented photo-synthesis?

 

Which man designed osmosis?

 

Who was that man that programmed the earth to orbit the sun so that we might have the energy to grow?

 

Shaft!

 

 

Ah, good old 999. The one phone number I wouldn't ring if I came across the Palace manager dying in the street.

 

 

Remember this melt?

 

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In hindsight Lennon was probably right to cut that verse...

 

 

Don't understand why the two men don't just have sex and make an arsebaby instead.

 

 

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Great game. Lucky deflection for the goal cancels out the penalty decision. Fellaini should have put it to bed. Draw probably fair result. Very enjoyable.

:lol: All those worms and no fish. Drown yourself.

 

On the other hand, I quite like it when the yanks on here type in Geordie

 

Yeah, true. That's different somehow.

 

Because it's funny/charming. Like watching a monkey use a typewriter. You know it can't actually write anything cohesive on it, but it's still fucking charming that they try.

 

:lol: Says the fucking Norwegian. In English. Like watching a Herring operate the enigma machine you fucking prick.

 

Wallsendmag is so fucking bipolar. :lol:

 

Well that's me finished with it all now. Season ticket holder for over 20 years up until 2009 when I couldn't afford to renew due to moving house and since then i've just bought tickets for (nearly every) home games match by match. If i'm not welcome at away games I won't be bothering to line his pockets by attending the home ones either and will copy of the Mackems and watch them in the pub.

 

I remember the old saying, managers, players and directors come and go but the fans are there for life.

 

Not with a lot of the modern day, cowardly type supporters that claim to support NUFC these days it would seem.

 

I can't stand Pardew but I love NUFC more than I dislike him so he certainly won't be stopping me from watching my team next season should he still be here.

 

Should push Pardew closer to the sack. 2nd derby in a row we haven't been up for it. Unfortunately he'll be here for the long term or if he was sacked an equally hopeless replacement would be brought in.

 

So glad I didn't renew my season ticket. This club's going nowhere.

 

I've packed in my season ticket that I'd had over 20 years and pay match by match now. Ill never buy another season ticket as long as Ashley's here because if we're doing well he'll cash in on it in January and leave the last 8 or 9 games as pointless kickabouts like last season.

 

To me when I think back over the last 8 years all I get is Sports Direct, relegation, derby day defeats, Pardew's smug face, Kinnear in the dugout, Ben Arfa being drove out, Carver and then Jonas being told to f*** off despite saving the club from relegation again. Utter grim. Nothing nice or memorable at all. What a waste of 8 f***ing years. When the the history books refer to this chapter all it needs is a Sports Direct sign. There has been no football or football club. Its a shell of a club and the fans are not Newcastle United supporters any more, they are Premier League customers now there to watch a game of Premier League football. Cheers Mike!

 

A very good summary  :clap:

 

Glad I wrapped in my season ticket so I'm not part of it anymore.

 

I voted no but the more I think about it I'm starting to be swayed more to hoping we go down. I haven't renewed my season ticket so regardless of the league we're in I won't be watching anyway so it's really a choice of another season of trying to finish 17th in the PL and Ashley raking in more £millions or the Championship where I haven't got a clue how we'd get on but I do know Ashley wouldn't be making any money out of the club.

 

I think I'd also take a degree of satisfaction watching the mugs that point blank refuse to stop going sitting through Rotherham at home on a Wednesday night in January.

 

I would happily take a defeat if it meant that would be the last we'd see of Pardew in our dugout. I hate the bloke the same way as I hate Souness and Allardyce. Win, lose or draw on Sunday, it matters not one bit. We'll either be 8th or 9th afterwards which is where we'll be in May after 38 games

 

Jacked his season ticket in, then went back, then jacked it in again because of Pardew (never going back remember) then comes out swinging at a) empty seats at other grounds and b) Newcastle fans who chucked their season ticket in because of Pardew. For someone who's obsessed with other clubs' attendances, it's amazing how many times he's said he's not going back to Newcastle.

 

can u go bak

 

So roleplaying-wise. Do your character have to be black for the drugdealer-thing to work?

 

:lol: Is your relentless Scandinavian paleness why you can't sneak anywhere you glowing ghost motherfucker.

 

 

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Yorkie's standard 'I'm a not very bright, sexually ambiguous student' contribution.

 

In all seriousness, what sort of University degree allows polling like this? Methodologically-speaking it's weak as piss. It's not a degree you're getting, it's a piece of toilet roll. Worthless. Utterly fucking worthless. How the fuck your dissertation tutor scraped a pass at GCSE, let alone somehow got a Doctorate when she's permitting shit questions like "What is the image transferred between sponsor and sponsee of Newcastle United Football Club?" to be part of a survey beggars belief. And they say the value of a British education has been depleted in recent years... :lol:

 

That said, the very best of luck to you in the future. You're gonna fucking need it.

 

 

 

I've been thinking........................... If for say you dig under the pitch at football grounds and installed a panic room there then surely you would then be able house a large amount of people?

 

Have you?

 

:lol: Bullshit that's not Pardew at 51 seconds.

 

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Rafa is taking the piss out of us all. Absolutely taking the piss. Just fuck off.

 

I dont know why everyone is so negative towards this bloke. After all after the portsmouth game you were all licking his arse stating how much of a good job he has done etc etc etc. Now after a poor xmas period (which we never fucking do well in anyway) you want him out. From reading this forum for a while everytime we go through a bad patch the majority of regular posters want the manager out. Joe Kinnear has done a decent job considering the state that the club is in. Had we won those tight games in which we drew we would be level on points with Wigan who by all accounts are having a great season.

 

What we need is a little bit of stability and if Kinnear is going to give us a few seasons of mid table consolodation while putting in place a quality scouting network and continue to develop our academy then so be it.

 

The last thing we need is to get rid of him and bring in another high paid so called savoiur only to be in the same position. The problems we have are not going be fixed by changing the manager, its much deeper than that. If it wasnt for Kinnear lets face it we would probably be bottom of the league right now, but with Kinnear we are in 11th position.

 

The problem with this forum is that the majority of posters only know Newcastle United from KK first reign in charge and therefore havent seen or experienced the dark days of the eighties and early ninety's where we were really shit. I am not saying this position that the club finds itself in is acceptable but it could be a lot worse....look at Leeds United.

 

Kinnear done miracles at Wimbledon, give him a chance to change us around..... we may be suprised

 

From the US thread:

 

The shooter was apparently killed by a robot delivered bomb.  That's truly frightening.  No capture, no trial, summary execution.

 

Maybe that's why the police have been shooting so many people recently, needed the killstreak to call in the bomb robot?

 

'I'll describe the relationship that I have and define it as perfect for everyone because I'm a narcissistic spastic cunt'

 

 

 

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Yannick Bolasie is expected to miss another month with his hip injury

 

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Me tomorrow

 

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1 Nomination:

 

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Alféizar

Almáciga

Caracola

Crepúsculo

 

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If that cunt starts releasing singles on the chart like that mess from Wigan, I certainly will be.

 

Sick of this now.

 

I'm not just saying this, I'd be absolutely raging if I was you mate. I can't handle that sort of shit. There was this kid in A Level Geography who used to repeat mine and my mates jokes but louder so he could get the laughs and pretty quickly my A Level in Geography became an AS Level Geography because I dropped it.

 

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Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever

The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Shintonsghost, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

3 Nominations:

Kid Icarus

Crumpy Gunt

Ronaldo

Neesy

 

1 Nomination:

Froggy

Toondave

Trumpet

Triggs

HTT

Happinesstan

Northerngimp

Stray Mackem

Foluwashola

 

 

 

Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy

The Nominees for the category "Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy:" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Bluestar, BlufPurdi, Dave, Kaizero & Mike

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

1 Nomination:

Disco

Greg

Nobody

Midds

Beren

Wullie

 

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Long Term Achievement

The Nominees for the category "The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Disco, Interpolic, Jill & Kaizero

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

2 Nominations:

SEMTEX

Beren

GeordieMessiah

 

1 Nomination:

JH

Nobody

Decky

Ian W

Heron

Neesy

 

 

Previous winners:

[glow=yellow,2,300]Mike [/glow]- 2015

[glow=yellow,2,300]Wullie [/glow]- 2014

[glow=yellow,2,300]Cajun [/glow]- 2013

[glow=yellow,2,300]Rich [/glow]- 2012

[glow=yellow,2,300]Dave [/glow]- 2011

 

 

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Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow.

 

Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years  :lol:

 

Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. O0

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Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow.

 

Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years  :lol:

 

Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. O0

 

:lol: Yeah, Billy, noticed that too. Well done, Kaizero.

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Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow.

 

Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years  [emoji38]

 

Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. O0

No worries. :thup: I refuse to acknowledge you as Incognito.

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Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow.

 

Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years  [emoji38]

 

Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. O0

No worries. :thup: I refuse to acknowledge you as Incognito.

 

Good on you. O0

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Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster.  What has KI done? [emoji38]

I posted exactly the same.

It's madness how more aren't seeing it [emoji38]

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Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster.  What has KI done? :lol:

 

Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum.

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Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster.  What has KI done? :lol:

 

Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum.

 

Not sure if possible.

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Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster.  What has KI done? :lol:

 

Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum.

 

:lol: link please

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