Kaizero Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2016 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Football Poster: Wullie 25 (36.2%) Darth Crooks 16 (23.2%) Disco 12 (17.4%) Dave 11 (15.9%) Tooj 5 (7.2%) Worst Football Poster: Tubestationatmidnight 39 (41.9%) Neesy 20 (21.5%) Shintonsghost 19 (20.4%) The College Dropout 15 (16.1%) Best Chat Poster: Mike 27 (35.1%) Hans 15 (19.5%) BlufPurdi 14 (18.2%) Interpolic 12 (15.6%) Jill 9 (11.7%) Worst Chat Poster: Kid Icarus 25 (31.6%) Happinesstan 22 (27.8%) Toondave 11 (13.9%) Neesy 10 (12.7%) Stray Mackem 7 (8.9%) Northerngimp 4 (5.1%) Best Games Poster: Mole_Toonfan 17 (26.2%) Mike & OpenC 15 (23.1%) & 15 (23.1%) Coco 14 (21.5%) Dokko 4 (6.2%) Best Foreigner: Mike 19 (25%) Thomas 17 (22.4%) Kaizero 16 (21.1%) B-More Mag 13 (17.1%) Deuce 7 (9.2%) QuakesMag 4 (5.3%) "And we are LIVE here at the N-O Awards ceremony, handing out the trophy for Best Foreigner and -- wait, what's this! It's, it's, BY GOD! IT'S THOMAS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!" Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner): Froggy 46 (50.5%) Triggs 16 (17.6%) Ope 12 (13.2%) Pip 10 (11%) Mike 7 (7.7%) Best Newcomer: HaydnNUFC 28 (50.9%) PartizanFC 11 (20%) Seymour 6 (10.9%) BleedBlackAndWhite & Odin 5 (9.1%) & 5 (9.1%) Best Non-Toon Poster: Leffe 36 (43.4%) Village Idiot 20 (24.1%) Brummie 18 (21.7%) Wacko 5 (6%) Neil 4 (4.8%) Best Overall Poster: Wullie 15 (19.2%) Disco & Mike 14 (17.9%) & 14 (17.9%) Interpolic 13 (16.7%) Hanskissedhispantz 12 (15.4%) BlufPurdi 10 (12.8%) Poster with Best Taste: OpenC 23 (32.9%) B-More Mag 22 (31.4%) QuakesMag 10 (14.3%) Tooj 9 (12.9%) Kid Icarus 6 (8.6%) Poster with Worst Taste: Beren 23 (34.8%) Stifler 18 (27.3%) Jill & KaKa 11 (16.7%) & 11 (16.7%) Mike 3 (4.5%) Most Boring Poster: Kid Icarus 22 (26.2%) Happinesstan 19 (22.6%) The College Dropout 16 (19%) Joeyt 12 (14.3%) Tubestationatmidnight 10 (11.9%) Stifler 5 (6%) Funniest Poster: Mike 25 (32.1%) Hanskissedhispantz 24 (30.8%) Thomas 13 (16.7%) Northerngimp 12 (15.4%) Interpolic 4 (5.1%) Most Improved Poster: Lush Vlad 39 (50%) The College Dropout 16 (20.5%) Kid Icarus 13 (16.7%) Triggs 10 (12.8%) Most Deteriorated Poster: Kid Icarus 30 (35.3%) Neesy 27 (31.8%) Madras 18 (21.2%) Triggs 8 (9.4%) Northerngimp 2 (2.4%) Most Likeable Poster: Jill 27 (33.8%) Mike 15 (18.8%) Hanskissedhispantz 11 (13.8%) BlufPurdi & Newsted 10 (12.5%) & 10 (12.5%) Interpolic 7 (8.8%) Most Dislikable Poster: Ronaldo 22 (28.9%) Happinesstan 18 (23.7%) Toondave 17 (22.4%) The College Dropout 11 (14.5%) Tubestationatmidnight 8 (10.5%) Most Repetitive Poster: Kid Icarus 21 (21.9%) Ronaldo & Tubestationatmidnight 19 (19.8%) & 19 (19.8%) Happinesstan 18 (18.8%) The College Dropout 14 (14.6%) Northerngimp 5 (5.2%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 30 (35.7%) Hanskissedhispantz & Ronaldo 14 (16.7%) & 14 (16.7%) QuakesMag 12 (14.3%) Deuce 8 (9.5%) SEMTEX 6 (7.1%) Poster You'd Least Like to Meet: Ronaldo 22 (24.4%) Kid Icarus 18 (20%) Toondave 16 (17.8%) The College Dropout 14 (15.6%) Tubestationatmidnight 13 (14.4%) Stifler 7 (7.8%) Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Poster More Often: Rich 36 (41.9%) Segun Oluwaniyi 22 (25.6%) BarackObama & Keefaz 8 (9.3%) & 8 (9.3%) Jimburst 7 (8.1%) Belfast Mags 5 (5.8%) Best Football Thread: Rafa Benitez 26 (37.7%) Alan Pardew 18 (26.1%) David Squires 17 (24.6%) The Other Games Today 6 (8.7%) Still Not Worthy of a Thread 2 (2.9%) Best Chat Thread: Your Pet Hates 38 (46.9%) US Politics 25 (30.9%) NFL 11 (13.6%) NBA 7 (8.6%) Best Thread Started in 2016: Rafa Benitez 44 (60.3%) US Politics: Trump Edition 12 (16.4%) The Olympics Thread 8 (11%) NFL 6 (8.2%) NBA 2 (2.7%) NFL Predictions 1 (1.4%) Post of the Year: Complication of AIDS 27 (33.8%) First real girlfriend 18 (22.5%) Already Logged In 17 (21.3%) Reasons to Live 12 (15%) Beavers 6 (7.5%) Most Brutal Post: WallsendMag Destruction 31 (39.2%) Glowing Ghost Motherfucker 18 (22.8%) Enigma Machine 16 (20.3%) Drown Yourself 11 (13.9%) can u go bak 3 (3.8%) Best GIF/Image Reply: Dancing 'Polic 25 (40.3%) Controller Disconnected & How About No 11 (17.7%) & 11 (17.7%) Me Tomorrow 10 (16.1%) hue hue hue 5 (8.1%) Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever: Tubestationatmidnight 31 (41.3%) Shintonsghost 24 (32%) The College Dropout 20 (26.7%) Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy: Dave 30 (37%) Kaizero 15 (18.5%) BlufPurdi 14 (17.3%) Mike 13 (16%) Bluestar 9 (11.1%) The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: Jill 25 (29.8%) BlufPurdi 20 (23.8%) Kaizero 16 (19%) Disco 12 (14.3%) Interpolic 11 (13.1%) And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners... Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 For posterity, the nominated were: Best Football Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Darth Crooks, Dave, Disco, Tooj & Wullie The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Hanskissedhispantz Kanji Ronaldo 2 Nominations: Greg 1 Nomination: Si POOT Midds Lush Vlad Gallowgatetoon Sima Paully Kaizero Unbelievable Ponsaelius Segun Oluwaniyi Optimistic Nut Pilko Triggs Magpie Mrmojorisin75 WarrenBarton Worst Football Poster The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Neesy, Shintonsghost, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Kid Icarus KaKa Foluwashola 3 Nominations: WallsendMag Crumpy Gunt 2 Nominations: Uncle Bingo Chris Babalooba 1 Nomination: TRon Astraguy Mighty__Mag Seymour Ronaldo Triggs HTT Altamullan Figures 1-0 Football Happinesstan Ndegwa BlufPurdi sbnufc Astroblack Dokko Ian W Best Chat Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Jill & Mike The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Disco Kid Icarus 3 Nominations: Northerngimp OpenC 2 Nominations: Kaizero B-More Mag mrmojorisin75 Deuce Newsted Super Duper Branko Strupar Thomas Ian W 1 Nomination: Toondave Dave Wullie Beren QuakesMag Klaus Tooj SEMTEX Shak KaKa Bluestar Toon Hoser Worst Chat Poster The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Happinesstan, Kid Icarus, Neesy, Northerngimp, Stray Mackem & Toondave The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Froggy cp40 Stifler Joeyt The College Dropout Ronaldo 1 Nomination: Disco Decky Interpolic Triggs Trumpet Mrmojorisin75 Mr. Logic Tubes Kingkerouac Ian W Figures 1-0 Football Tiote's Witch Doctor Best Games Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Coco, Dokko, Mike, Mole_Tonfan & OpenC The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Thomas Troll Mrmojorisin75 jdckelly Clay Decky Hanskissedhispantz 54 Andy Best Foreigner The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order: B-More Mag, Deuce, Kaizero, Mike, Thomas & QuakesMag The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: SEMTEX 3 Nominations: Village Idiot 2 Nominations: Kanji Segun Oluwaniyi 1 Nomination: Shak Nobody loki676 Unbelievable ToonHoser Ameritoon Chicago_Shearer Decky KaKa Towelie Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner) The Nominees for the category "Brexit Means Brexit (Worst Foreigner)" are, in alphabetical order: Froggy, Mike, Ope, Pip & Triggs The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Jotenko Deuce Kanji 1 Nomination: Trumpet TRon SEMTEX Northerngimp OpenC Beren PartizanFC Felipao Ndegwa Shak KaKa The College Dropout TaylorJ Best Newcomer The Nominees for the category "Best Newcomer" are, in alphabetical order: BleedBlackAndWhite, HaydnNUFC, Odin, PartizanFC & Seymour The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Leazes_End_Mag Happinesstan Gallows Best Non-Toon Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Non-Toon Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Brummie, Leffe, Mike*, Neil, Village Idiot & Wacko The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Stray Mackem hithere Groo 1 Nomination: Froggy Jukeboxromeo 1878 * Whilst Mike got enough votes to be nominated he's not on the final ballot due to him, in all fairness, being one of us. Best Overall Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Disco, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Mike & Wullie The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Dave Thomas 2 Nominations: Kaizero GeordieMessiah B-More Mag Northerngimp OpenC Kid Icarus Darth Crooks 1 Nomination: Parky Jill Greg Foluwashola Mrmojorisin75 QuakesMag Lush Vlad Shak SEMTEX Ian W Troll Lenny Magpie Ponsaelius Deuce Super Duper Branko Strupar Poster with Best Taste The Nominees for the category "Poster with Best Taste" are, in alphabetical order: B-More Mag, Kid Icarus, OpenC, Tooj & QuakesMag The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Ian W Fugazi Northerngimp Cubaricho 1 Nomination: Shay's Given Tim Flowers Parky BarackObama Nobody Wullie cp40 Beren MKSC Jill Ronaldo Greg Lush Vlad NEEJ Poster with Worst Taste The Nominees for the category "Poster with Worst Taste" are, in alphabetical order: Beren, Jill, KaKa, Mike & Stifler The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Kid Icarus Messi 1 Nomination: Thomas Super Duper Branko Strupar Ian W Felipao RodneyCisse The College Dropout Northerngimp Dr Venkman Ronaldo Kaizero Froggy Most Boring Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Happinesstan, Joeyt, Kid Icarus, Stifler, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Ronaldo HTT 2 Nominations: Madras Slim Neesy 1 Nomination: Decky WallsendMag Shintonsghost Jotenko Disco Interpolic Mike Altamullan Bimpy474 Toondave Froggy KaKa Felipao Gorilla Northerngimp Newsted Mole_Toonfan Stray Mackem Ndegwa Foluwashola Kingkerouac Ian W nufc4eva LooneyToonArmy Heron Funniest Poster The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Mike, Northerngimp & Thomas The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Joeyt SEMTEX 3 Nominations: GeordieMessiah Darth Crooks Foluwashola Disco 2 Nominations: Bluestar Neesy Shak 1 Nomination: Wullie Si Newsted Segun Oluwaniyi KaKa Jill TBG Most Improved Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Improved Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus, Lush Vlad, The College Dropout & Triggs The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Thomas Joeyt Ronaldo POOT Ian W QuakesMag Yorkie Mole_Toonfan Hanskissedhispantz 1 Nomination: Bimpy474 Paully Andy84 Newsted Lotus TaylorJ Si Troll Figures 1-0 Football Northerngimp hithere Stray Mackem Bluestar Super Duper Branko Strupar Darth Crooks Most Deteriorated Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Deteriorated Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus, Madras, Neesy, Northerngimp & Triggs The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Ronaldo 2 Nominations: Deuce Froggy 1 Nomination: TRon Bluestar cp40 Stray Mackem Joeyt Dave Hanskissedhispantz SEMTEX Shak GeordieMessiah The College Dropout OpenC Kanji Altamullan Nobody Dokko Slim Merlin Stifler Most Likable Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Likeable Poster" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Hanskissedhispantz, Interpolic, Jill, Mike & Newsted The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: QuakesMag 3 Nominations: Lush Vlad 2 Nominations: GeordieMessiah Northerngimp Beren Dave B-More Mag Mrmojorisin75 1 Nomination: Mr. Logic Chrisjraby Midds Greg Bimpy474 Paully Andy84 Leffe Segun Olawaniyi Thomas Elliotman Darth Crooks Lenny Bluestar Most Dislikable Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Dislikeable Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Happinesstan, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 4 Nominations: Neesy Kid Icarus Shintonsghost 2 Nominations: Ronaldo Froggy Stray Mackem Triggs Foluwashola 1 Nomination: Ndegwa Trumpet WallsendMag Scoot Crumpy Gunt GeordieMessiah Northerngimp Mrmojorisin75 Messi Shak Beren robm Ian W Stifler Heron Most Repetitive Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Repetitive Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Happinesstan, Kid Icarus, Northerngimp, Ronaldo, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Disco WallsendMag Madras Triggs Neesy Toondave Stifler 1 Nomination: Bluestar Figures 1-0 Football Stray Mackem Chris Babalooba Uncle Bingo Froggy Mr. Logic Yorkie loki679 Heron Interpolic Hanskissedhispantz Mrmojorisin75 Ope HTT Poster You'd Most Like to Meet The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Deuce, Hanskissedhispantz, Mike, SEMTEX, Ronaldo & QuakesMag The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Mrmojorisin75 Northerngimp Stifler Jill Felipao Interpolic 1 Nomination: Froggy Disco Lotus Lovejoy Fugazi Foluwashola STM BlufPurdi Decky Billytray Joeyt Shak Heron B-More Mag Dave Segun Oluwaniyi Mole_Toonfan Tooj Kanji Cubaricho Coco jimburst wormy Poster You'd Least Like to Meet The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus, Stifler, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: Happinesstan Northerngimp Shintonsghost Kingkerouac Crumpy Gunt 1 Nomination: SEMTEX HinduTimes Froggy Dave HTT Interpolic Bimpy Skirge Stray Mackem Felipao Coco Wullie Ian W Dr Venkman Heron Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order: BarackObama, Belfast Mags, Jimburst, Keefaz, Rich & Segun Oluwaniyi The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: 80 Indi Gemmill TaylorJ Mike Andy84 loki676 Beren SSR Ponsaelius Messi Mowen GoldenGlory NSG Rocker Pip Fabregash Mandoon Neil Tooj Clay Mowen dinotheprehistoricgeordie Mick Wormy Heneage Best Football Thread The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order: Alan Pardew, David Squires, Still Not Worthy of a Thread, The Other Games Today, Rafa Benitez The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Other Clubs Transfers The England Thread NUFC Transfer Rumours in the Press Best Chat Thread The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order: NBA, NFL, US Politics & Your Pet Hates The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Daft Questions Thread Gimp's Gash 2 Nominations: What Are You Watching Right Now UK Politics Experiences of Depression and Anxiety The Olympics Thread EU Referendum - The Aftermath The Hip-Hop Thread It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia What Mood are you in? Star Wars Geektastic Some More Vaguely Amusing Internet Jocularity 1 Nomination: Netflix Suggestions Shoe Council The Darts Ace Posts Fantasy Sci/Fi Books Thread The Car Thread The Little Things in Life Best Thread Started in 2016 The Nominees for the category "Best Football Thread" are, in alphabetical order: NBA, NFL, NFL Predictions, Rafa Benitez, The Olympics Thread, US Politics: Trump Edition The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Forum Moments that have Stuck with you 2016/17 Betting Thread David Squires Best Post of the Year The Nominees for the category "Best Post of the Year" are: Tributes still pouring in height=600http://i.imgur.com/NJ1Ad5x.png[/img] egr5h6j7y You're already logged in mate http://i.imgur.com/cwgnnLP.jpg We seem to be like beavers today, chasing and winning everything. He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Rumoured to be going on I'm a Celebrity. He going to be one of the fucking minging things they eat in the bushtucker trial? If movies have taught me anything, and I think they have, there's a chance we can stay up if we can find a football playing dog. Just pegging it in a straight line doesn't do it for me either. If my last name was Gay you could bet your arse I'd be an olympic sprinter too from running away from people all my life. http://i.giphy.com/yEtv1wWZpmG2s.gif Remember ALF? He's back. In GIF form. Tits http://todosobrecamisetas.com/wp-content/uploads/16Paysandu-1021x580.png http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll349/Todosobrecamisetas/Clubes%202016/16Paysandu3.png x-post Disco's Divas my biggest turn on (apart from feet, and arse holes) is a woman in a footy Jersey absolute w*** material Wow, I'm a feet and arsehole guy too. I feel like people who like one, like the other. Thought about making a feet thread, but I can see a bunch of hate for it. Aha fuck the haters lad !!!! Suck toes and eat shite 'Kind of vomit consumers that spend £60 on an NUFC with Colback in it'. Ah aye, forgot watching your team was a resounding vote of confidence for every player within it. Sure our fans of the early 90s saw Barry Venison as a superior alternative to Franco Baresi. Four paragraphs of unmitigated wet. nah, you clearly only wrote 3 paragraphs there. 'Substitution for Newcastle. Number 27 Steven Taylor...' *Crosses touchline* Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt http://i.imgur.com/wJrmwG0.png That's you getting blocked on Facebook. Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. Which man invented photo-synthesis? Which man designed osmosis? Who was that man that programmed the earth to orbit the sun so that we might have the energy to grow? Shaft! Ah, good old 999. The one phone number I wouldn't ring if I came across the Palace manager dying in the street. Remember this melt? In hindsight Lennon was probably right to cut that verse... Don't understand why the two men don't just have sex and make an arsebaby instead. Most Brutal Post The Nominees for the category "Most Brutal Post of the Year" are: Great game. Lucky deflection for the goal cancels out the penalty decision. Fellaini should have put it to bed. Draw probably fair result. Very enjoyable. All those worms and no fish. Drown yourself. On the other hand, I quite like it when the yanks on here type in Geordie Yeah, true. That's different somehow. Because it's funny/charming. Like watching a monkey use a typewriter. You know it can't actually write anything cohesive on it, but it's still fucking charming that they try. Says the fucking Norwegian. In English. Like watching a Herring operate the enigma machine you fucking prick. Wallsendmag is so fucking bipolar. Well that's me finished with it all now. Season ticket holder for over 20 years up until 2009 when I couldn't afford to renew due to moving house and since then i've just bought tickets for (nearly every) home games match by match. If i'm not welcome at away games I won't be bothering to line his pockets by attending the home ones either and will copy of the Mackems and watch them in the pub. I remember the old saying, managers, players and directors come and go but the fans are there for life. Not with a lot of the modern day, cowardly type supporters that claim to support NUFC these days it would seem. I can't stand Pardew but I love NUFC more than I dislike him so he certainly won't be stopping me from watching my team next season should he still be here. Should push Pardew closer to the sack. 2nd derby in a row we haven't been up for it. Unfortunately he'll be here for the long term or if he was sacked an equally hopeless replacement would be brought in. So glad I didn't renew my season ticket. This club's going nowhere. I've packed in my season ticket that I'd had over 20 years and pay match by match now. Ill never buy another season ticket as long as Ashley's here because if we're doing well he'll cash in on it in January and leave the last 8 or 9 games as pointless kickabouts like last season. To me when I think back over the last 8 years all I get is Sports Direct, relegation, derby day defeats, Pardew's smug face, Kinnear in the dugout, Ben Arfa being drove out, Carver and then Jonas being told to f*** off despite saving the club from relegation again. Utter grim. Nothing nice or memorable at all. What a waste of 8 f***ing years. When the the history books refer to this chapter all it needs is a Sports Direct sign. There has been no football or football club. Its a shell of a club and the fans are not Newcastle United supporters any more, they are Premier League customers now there to watch a game of Premier League football. Cheers Mike! A very good summary Glad I wrapped in my season ticket so I'm not part of it anymore. I voted no but the more I think about it I'm starting to be swayed more to hoping we go down. I haven't renewed my season ticket so regardless of the league we're in I won't be watching anyway so it's really a choice of another season of trying to finish 17th in the PL and Ashley raking in more £millions or the Championship where I haven't got a clue how we'd get on but I do know Ashley wouldn't be making any money out of the club. I think I'd also take a degree of satisfaction watching the mugs that point blank refuse to stop going sitting through Rotherham at home on a Wednesday night in January. I would happily take a defeat if it meant that would be the last we'd see of Pardew in our dugout. I hate the bloke the same way as I hate Souness and Allardyce. Win, lose or draw on Sunday, it matters not one bit. We'll either be 8th or 9th afterwards which is where we'll be in May after 38 games Jacked his season ticket in, then went back, then jacked it in again because of Pardew (never going back remember) then comes out swinging at a) empty seats at other grounds and b) Newcastle fans who chucked their season ticket in because of Pardew. For someone who's obsessed with other clubs' attendances, it's amazing how many times he's said he's not going back to Newcastle. can u go bak So roleplaying-wise. Do your character have to be black for the drugdealer-thing to work? Is your relentless Scandinavian paleness why you can't sneak anywhere you glowing ghost motherfucker. The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Yorkie's standard 'I'm a not very bright, sexually ambiguous student' contribution. In all seriousness, what sort of University degree allows polling like this? Methodologically-speaking it's weak as piss. It's not a degree you're getting, it's a piece of toilet roll. Worthless. Utterly fucking worthless. How the fuck your dissertation tutor scraped a pass at GCSE, let alone somehow got a Doctorate when she's permitting shit questions like "What is the image transferred between sponsor and sponsee of Newcastle United Football Club?" to be part of a survey beggars belief. And they say the value of a British education has been depleted in recent years... That said, the very best of luck to you in the future. You're gonna fucking need it. I've been thinking........................... If for say you dig under the pitch at football grounds and installed a panic room there then surely you would then be able house a large amount of people? Have you? Bullshit that's not Pardew at 51 seconds. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160812/8559d9bc2aba7699c39501d2ebecbcd0.jpg http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160812/cff0f6fcc8bb51a53300b3755ba5263b.jpg Rafa is taking the piss out of us all. Absolutely taking the piss. Just fuck off. I dont know why everyone is so negative towards this bloke. After all after the portsmouth game you were all licking his arse stating how much of a good job he has done etc etc etc. Now after a poor xmas period (which we never fucking do well in anyway) you want him out. From reading this forum for a while everytime we go through a bad patch the majority of regular posters want the manager out. Joe Kinnear has done a decent job considering the state that the club is in. Had we won those tight games in which we drew we would be level on points with Wigan who by all accounts are having a great season. What we need is a little bit of stability and if Kinnear is going to give us a few seasons of mid table consolodation while putting in place a quality scouting network and continue to develop our academy then so be it. The last thing we need is to get rid of him and bring in another high paid so called savoiur only to be in the same position. The problems we have are not going be fixed by changing the manager, its much deeper than that. If it wasnt for Kinnear lets face it we would probably be bottom of the league right now, but with Kinnear we are in 11th position. The problem with this forum is that the majority of posters only know Newcastle United from KK first reign in charge and therefore havent seen or experienced the dark days of the eighties and early ninety's where we were really shit. I am not saying this position that the club finds itself in is acceptable but it could be a lot worse....look at Leeds United. Kinnear done miracles at Wimbledon, give him a chance to change us around..... we may be suprised From the US thread: The shooter was apparently killed by a robot delivered bomb. That's truly frightening. No capture, no trial, summary execution. Maybe that's why the police have been shooting so many people recently, needed the killstreak to call in the bomb robot? 'I'll describe the relationship that I have and define it as perfect for everyone because I'm a narcissistic spastic cunt' Best GIF/Image Reply The Nominees for the category "Bes GIF/Image Reply" are, in alphabetical order: http://i.imgur.com/yV5PQda.gif Yannick Bolasie is expected to miss another month with his hip injury http://i.imgur.com/0r74RJX.gif http://i.imgur.com/bgzjpbP.png Me tomorrow http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a8ufyj9UK58/UuFkj2qst0I/AAAAAAAAP6Q/KBzWBKe4s9Q/s1600/mr-burns-laughing.gif Krul to Everton - not unrealistic IMO: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/14/ronald-koeman-everton-axel-witsel-tim-krul http://i.imgur.com/sBgUvj7.gif The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Entelequia Alféizar Almáciga Caracola Crepúsculo http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/eddiemurphyyesnodapprov.gif http://i.imgur.com/UF1vQAB.gif If that cunt starts releasing singles on the chart like that mess from Wigan, I certainly will be. Sick of this now. I'm not just saying this, I'd be absolutely raging if I was you mate. I can't handle that sort of shit. There was this kid in A Level Geography who used to repeat mine and my mates jokes but louder so he could get the laughs and pretty quickly my A Level in Geography became an AS Level Geography because I dropped it. http://i.imgur.com/dG3ymqw.gif height=400https://i.imgur.com/LyInoFn.jpg[/img] Garth Crooks Nodding GIF Pardew Dance GIF Vote For Thomas GIF Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wished Would Leave the Forum Forever" are, in alphabetical order: Shintonsghost, The College Dropout & Tubestationatmidnight The following were nominated but did not make it: 3 Nominations: Kid Icarus Crumpy Gunt Ronaldo Neesy 1 Nomination: Froggy Toondave Trumpet Triggs HTT Happinesstan Northerngimp Stray Mackem Foluwashola Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy The Nominees for the category "Admin/Mod Appreciation Trophy:" are, in alphabetical order: Bluestar, BlufPurdi, Dave, Kaizero & Mike The following were nominated but did not make it: 1 Nomination: Disco Greg Nobody Midds Beren Wullie The Jon Lockwood Award for Long Term Achievement The Nominees for the category "The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Disco, Interpolic, Jill & Kaizero The following were nominated but did not make it: 2 Nominations: SEMTEX Beren GeordieMessiah 1 Nomination: JH Nobody Decky Ian W Heron Neesy Previous winners: [glow=yellow,2,300]Mike [/glow]- 2015 [glow=yellow,2,300]Wullie [/glow]- 2014 [glow=yellow,2,300]Cajun [/glow]- 2013 [glow=yellow,2,300]Rich [/glow]- 2012 [glow=yellow,2,300]Dave [/glow]- 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Apologies for taking a while getting the awards topic out. Been a hectic week for me. Hopefully better late than 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Great stuff Kaiz! I don't have a speech prepared. I've never won anything before. Link to post Share on other sites
Incognito Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow. Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. Link to post Share on other sites
newsted Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow. Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. Yeah, Billy, noticed that too. Well done, Kaizero. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow. Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. No worries. I refuse to acknowledge you as Incognito. Link to post Share on other sites
Incognito Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Congratulations to all of the winners, all richly deserved, in the positive sections anyhow. Thanks also to the solitary poor old soul who nominated me and further kudos to said person for using the username that I used for the first 5 years of my existence on N-O but haven't used for the last almost 6 years Special thanks to Kaizero for undertaking to this task year in year out also. No worries. I refuse to acknowledge you as Incognito. Good on you. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomato Deuce Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 As always Kaiz, even though you take immense glee in all of this, kudos to you for knocking it all together. Link to post Share on other sites
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Fair play Kaiz Link to post Share on other sites
thomas Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 http://i.imgur.com/ojnKLDL.gif C'est la vie. Thank you Kaizero, as always. Link to post Share on other sites
54 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Well done Kaiz, spiffing job old chap. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 The sad part of being late is that I feel like my Thomas joke isn't getting an audience Link to post Share on other sites
Lush Vlad Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Good work, Kaiz. Most Improved, eh? I put it down to my peers in the NFL thread and the name change Thanks to all my fans. Link to post Share on other sites
oldtype Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? Link to post Share on other sites
Si Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? I posted exactly the same. Link to post Share on other sites
SEMTEX Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 It's our BREXIT/Trump tbh Link to post Share on other sites
Si Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Democracy is overated. Link to post Share on other sites
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? I posted exactly the same. It's madness how more aren't seeing it Link to post Share on other sites
Si Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? I posted exactly the same. It's madness how more aren't seeing it Link to post Share on other sites
Pixelphish Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Clearly blinded by hatred for KI. Link to post Share on other sites
Lush Vlad Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum. Not sure if possible. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomato Deuce Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? Yep. I like KI. Even if he is a bit hostile at times. Never has been to me and he sparks debate, at least. Stan just posts utter drivel. Thought I had escaped him, he was even worse on another forum. link please Link to post Share on other sites
Inferior Acuña Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Maybe I'm hanging out in the wrong threads but it boggles my mind how happinesstan didn't win worst chat poster. What has KI done? Same, I thought that was a no brainer. Link to post Share on other sites
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