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N-O Forum Awards 2017: The Results


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Hello and welcome to the results of the 2017 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards.

 

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Without further ado, here are the winners:

 

Best Football Poster:

 

Wullie

23 (28.4%)

HaydnNUFC

16 (19.8%)

Dave

15 (18.5%)

Greg

14 (17.3%)

Disco

13 (16%)

 

 

 

Worst Football Poster:

 

geordiedean

31 (29.2%)

U2 & Wallsendmag

23 (21.7%) & 23 (21.7%)

Neesy

17 (16%)

Odin

12 (11.3%)

 

 

 

Best Chat Poster:

 

Mike

24 (30.4%)

Thomas

17 (21.5%)

BlufPurdi

15 (19%)

Interpolic

14 (17.7%)

Kid Icarus

9 (11.4%)

 

 

Worst Chat Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

28 (32.2%)

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Sadnesstan

19 (21.8%)

Toondave

17 (19.5%)

Kingkerouac

12 (13.8%)

Stifler

11 (12.6%)

 

 

Best Games Poster:

 

Coco

15 (27.3%)

Greg

14 (25.5%)

Mole_Toonfan

10 (18.2%)

Mike

9 (16.4%)

OpenC

7 (12.7%)

Kaizero

0 (0.0%)

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Best Foreigner:

 

Mike

31 (35.6%)

Thomas

23 (26.4%)

Kaizero

15 (17.2%)

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B-More Mag

10 (11.5%)

Deuce

8 (9.2%) 

 

 

Worst Foreigner:

 

Odin

24 (28.6%)

SEMTEX

19 (22.6%)

KaKa

14 (16.7%)

Froggy

12 (14.3%)

Felipao

9 (10.7%)

Mike

6 (7.1%)

 

 

 

Best Overall Poster:

 

Mike

20 (25.6%)

Dave

17 (21.8%)

Disco

13 (16.7%)

Wullie

12 (15.4%)

Interpolic

11 (14.1%)

Kaizero

5 (6.4%)

 

 

Most Boring Poster:

 

HTT

23 (27.4%)

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U2

19 (22.6%)

Kid Icarus

17 (20.2%)

Neesy

12 (14.3%)

Toondave

7 (8.3%)

Kingkerouac

6 (7.1%)

 

 

Funniest Poster:

 

Mike

20 (27%)

Disco

19 (25.7%)

Hansshithispantz

15 (20.3%)

Thomas

11 (14.9%)

Newsted

9 (12.2%)

 

 

Most Likeable Poster:

 

Jill

20 (23.8%)

Newsted

19 (22.6%)

Mike

13 (15.5%)

HaydnNUFC & Interpolic

11 (13.1%) & 11 (13.1%)

BlufPurdi

10 (11.9%)

 

 

Most Dislikable Poster:

 

Kid Icarus

25 (27.8%)

Ronaldo

19 (21.1%)

U2

14 (15.6%)

geordiedean & The College Dropout

12 (13.3%) & 12 (13.3%)

Toondave

8 (8.9%)

 

 

Most Repetitive Poster:

 

U2

23 (24.5%)

Kid Icarus

22 (23.4%)

HTT

21 (22.3%)

Kingkerouac & The College Dropout

14 (14.9%) & 14 (14.9%)

 

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet:

 

Mike

27 (40.9%)

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Newsted

9 (13.6%)

OpenC

8 (12.1%)

Kaizero

7 (10.6%)

Disco, Hansshithispantz & Interpolic

5 (7.6%), 5 (7.6%) & 5 (7.6%)

 

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet:

 

Ronaldo

20 (26.7%)

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geordiedean

19 (25.3%)

Stifler

14 (18.6%)

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Sadnesstan & Toondave

11 (14.7%) & 11 (14.7%)

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Poster More Often:

 

Foluwashola

22 (26.8%)

Babatunde

21 (25.6%)

Ronaldo

18 (22%)

Mick

12 (14.6%)

GM

9 (11%)

 

 

Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter:

 

Stifler

22 (27.8%)

HTT & U2

18 (22.8%) & 18 (22.8%)

Toondave

12 (15.2%)

Odin

9 (11.4%)

 

 

Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest:

 

Stifler

34 (38.6%)

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Hansshithispantz

23 (26.1%)

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Kaizero

22 (25%)

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Super Duper Branko Stupar

5 (5.7%)

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Mike

4 (4.5%)

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Post of the Year:

 

Fanny Hockle

24 (32%)

Most People Just Hug

11 (14.7%)

Newcastle-Ondave & Required

10 (13.3%) & 10 (13.3%)

Michael the Black Man

9 (12%)

It's Always Rafa in Newcastle

8 (10.7%)

[ize=8pt]Downie

3 (4%)

 

 

And finally, the highest honor of the night. The winner of which has been on a journey since 2004 to achieve this dream.  One might say this N-O poster is the N-O equivalent of a certain filmmaker who had also chased a dream since 2004. Without further ado...

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement:

 

BlufPurdi

29 (29.9%)

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Disco

21 (21.6%)

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Kaizero

20 (20.6%)

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Interpolic

14 (14.4%)

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SEMTEX

13 (13.4%)

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And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners...

 

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For posterity, the nominated were:

 

 

Best Football Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Dave, Disco, Greg, HaydnNUFC & Wullie

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Ponsaelius

Midds

Village Idiot

Mole_Toonfan

HTT

Unbelievable

Tron

Infinitely Content

Joeyt

54

Nemtizz

Tooj

Lovejoy

Paully

Mr Logic

Ian W

Kanji

Figures 1-0 Football

Robster

Kid Icarus

 

Worst Football Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Geordiedean, Neesy, Odin, U2 & Wallsendmag

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Figures 1-0 Football

Chris Babalooba

xliamx

HTT

Crumpy

Stifler

Dinho Lad

Dokko

KaKa

The College Dropout

Kid Icarus

Newsted

Ronaldo

Heron

Astraguy

Triggs

shintonsghost

Madras

Joeyt

TRon

Kid Icarus

ElCid

Baba

Ian W

Altamulan

Kanji

Supertoon

 

Best Chat Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Interpolic, Kid Icarus, Mike & Thomas

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Disco

Hans

Newsted

OpenC

HTT

B-More Mag

Beren

Kaizero

Wullie

Klaus

Dave

Incognito

Loki

Troll

Toon Hoser

Oldtype

Haz

Captainhaircut

Ian W

BlueStar

Lovejoy

Deuce

Fugazi

Branko

 

Worst Chat Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, Sadnesstan, Stifler & Toondave

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Slim

KaKa

Crumpy Gunt

mightymag

Briggsy

OpenC

Ronaldo

54

Infinitely Content

mrmojorisin

Incognito

James

Bimpy

Mickthemagpie

HTT

Froggy

ManDoon

Deuce

The College Dropout

Interpolic

 

Best Games Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Coco, Greg, Kaizero, Mike, Mole_Toonfan & OpenC

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Wullie

Kid Icarus

Andy

Adam^

Optimistic Nut

BlueStar

 

 

Best Foreigner

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order:

 

B-More Mag, Deuce, Kaizero, Mike & Thomas

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Unbelievable

Ameritoon

Kasper

Toon Hoser

DJ_NUFC

Leffe

Oldtype

Kanji

Froggy

Village Idiot

Decky

Beren

QuakesMag

 

 

Worst Foreigner

 

The Nominees for the category "Worst Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Felipao, Froggy, Mike, KaKa, Odin & SEMTEX

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Thomas

Deuce

Cubaricho

Pip

TaylorJ

Taxfree

Kanji

Kaizero

Zero

U2

Triggs

Ameritoon

Gallows

 

 

Best Overall Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Dave, Disco, Interpolic, Kaizero, Mike & Wullie

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Hans

BlufPurdi

Thomas

Branko

Greg

HaydnNUFC

Newsted

mrmojorisin

Darth Crooks

Joeyt

HTT

Kid Icarus

Unbelievable

Ian W

Deuce

Midds

Madras

 

 

Most Boring Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

HTT, Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, Neesy, Toondave & U2

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

sadnesstan

Ronaldo

Figures 1-0 Football

The College Dropout

Stifler

Crumpy Gunt

Wallsendmag

Geordiedean

Newsted

Cubaricho

Dave

Slim

Astroblack

sbnufc

OpenC

Infinitely Content

mrmojorisin

Incognito

ElCid

Greg

Odin

Altamullan

ManDoon

 

Funniest Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Disco, Hansshithispantz, Mike, Newsted & Thomas

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Darth Crooks

Dave

Foluwashola

BlueStar

Deuce

TaylorJ

Kid Icarus

Wormy

Neesy

Lenny

Bhoywonder

Interpolic

ShaysGivenTimFlowers

Joeyt

B-More Mag

Branko

Beren

Stifler

Reefatoon

Shak

 

Most Likeable Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, HaydnNUFC, Interpolic, Jill, Mike & Newsted

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

HTT

Dave

Unbelievable

Beren

Yorkie

ShaysGivenTimFlowers

B-More Mag

Darth Crooks

mrmojorisin

Ian W

Hans

Leffe

Disco

Deuce

Thomas

Tooj

Si

Lush Vlad

POOT

Joeyt

Dave

Cubaricho

Greg

Rich

Kaizero

TimoB

Fugazi

Chrisjraby

Branko

Heron

OpenC

Paully

Mowen

STM

 

Most Dislikable Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Dislikable Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Geordiedean, Kid Icarus, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & U2

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Wallsendmag

sadnesstan

Figures 1-0 Football

Triggs

HTT

Crumpy Gunt

SEMTEX

Hans

Northerngimp

BottledDog

Loki679

Dokko

Incognito

Kingkerouac

ElCid

Bimpy

Mickthemagpie

Greg

KaKa

Pip

Neesy

 

Most Repetitive Poster

 

The Nominees for the category "Most Repetitive Poster" are, in alphabetical order:

 

HTT, Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, The College Dropout & U2

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Geordiedean

Crumpy Gunt

Wallsendmag

OpenC

Toondave

Hans

BlufPurdi

Parky

Ronaldo

BottledDog

Disco

Triggs

Slim

Froggy

Dokko

Incognito

ElCid

Northerngimp

KaKa

Shintonsghost

Joeyt

Neesy

 

Poster You'd Most Like to Meet

 

Special cirumstances: As the was a 4-Way tie, I decided it was more fair with seven nominees than three.

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Disco, Hansshithispantz, Interpolic, Kaizero, Mike, Newsted, OpenC

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

HTT

Ronaldo

Leffe

Kid Icarus

Thomas

BlufPurdi

St1pe

HaydenNUFC

Mole_Toonfan

POOT

Parky

Toondave

Joeyt

B-More Mag

Darth Crooks

ShaysGivenTimFlowers

Tooj

Mole_Toonfan

toon25

Paully

Ian W

Dave

Babatunde

TaylorJ

Jimburst

Ameritoon

Geordiedean

Heron

Figures 1-0 Football

Decky

Deuce

 

Poster You'd Least Like to Meet

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Geordiedean, Ronaldo, Sadnesstan, Stifler & Toondave

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Wallsendmag

HTT

Neesy

The College Dropout

Dokko

Kid Icarus

Parky

Thomas

Dave

Slim

KaKa

mrmojorisin

OpenC

Incognito

Kingkerouac

Joeyt

Kanji

Pip

xliamx

Triggs

U2

Crumpy Gunt

 

 

Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Babatunde, Foluwashola, GM, Mick & Ronaldo

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Mowen

BO

Rich

Keefaz

Ponsaelius

ChezGiven

Parky

Wacko

Liam Liam Liam O

Chez Given

Tooj

LesPaul

Kasper

Belfast Mags

Happy Face

LBW

SSR

Lovejoy

TaylorJ

Rob W

Brummie

Gallows

Wullie

GG

80

 

Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter

 

The Nominees for the category "Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter" are, in alphabetical order:

 

HTT, Odin, Stifler, Toondave & U2

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Figures 1-0 Football

Hans

Newsted

Wallsendmag

Kingkerouac

Incognito

Ronaldo

Kid Icarus

Kanji

Dave

Fenham Mag

sadnesstan

The College Dropout

 

Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest

 

The Nominees for the category "Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest" are, in alphabetical order:

 

Hansshithispantz, Kaizero, Mike, Stifler & Super Duper Branko Stupar

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Kid Icarus

Dave

Troll

Northerngimp

Ian W

Wallsendmag

Disco

Unbelievable

Fenham Mag

Oldtype

Slim

KaKa

Toondave

Sadnesstan

James

HTT

Geordiedean

Wormy

Astroblack

Neesy

 

 

Post of the Year

 

Special cirumstances: As the was a 4-Way tie, I decided it was more fair with seven nominees than three.

 

The nominees for "Best Post of the Year" are as follows, in random order:

 

FANNY HOCKLE

 

People actually sign up to pornhub?

 

People make comments and everything, it's weird.

 

Not that I've visited the site.

 

It's canny strange like.

 

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IT'S ALWAYS RAFA IN NEWCASTLE

 

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NEWCASTLE-ONDAVE

 

there is 100% a secret dave forum for dave and dave alt accounts to talk about all things dave. and that's where you'd find all those posts if n-o wasn't in the pocket of Big Dave.

 

Also the earth is flat.

 

It's true.

 

http://i.imgur.com/LCPFiCy.png

 

DOWNIE

 

He will be there- Downie.

 

Fuck thought it was just a hernia, didn't realise it was that serious.

 

 

MICHAEL THE BLACK MAN

 

:lol: Nah, that black dude in the back is at every rally, I'm sure of it. Every time pissy gets to rallying, I always react to the black dude like "Really??" and it's the same motherfucker every time.

 

...

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/23/the-strange-story-of-that-blacks-for-trump-guy-standing-behind-potus-at-his-phoenix-rally/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.7fcf9e2405c1

 

At a number of political rallies over the year, a character calling himself “Michael the Black Man” has appeared in the crowd directly behind Donald Trump, impossible to miss and prompting widespread fascination.

 

He holds signs that scream “BLACKS FOR TRUMP” and wears a T-shirt proclaiming with equal conviction that “TRUMP & Republicans Are Not Racist.”

 

Michael the Black Man

 

:pokerface:

 

MOST PEOPLE JUST HUG

 

Me and my Dad managed to collapse my bed in celebration of the second :lol:

 

Most people just hug.

 

REQUIRED

 

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The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

 

That last tweet just made me think of Swiss Toni

 

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"Buying a football club is much like making love to a beautiful woman Paul...You woo them with the fine things, French wines, Belgian chocolates, an NDA so tight you couldn't fit a Rizla through it. Then you hope the other party is interested and provided there isn't the occasional leak, sew up the deal with minimal fuss before loudly announcing it to all your friends..."

 

Ordered a Newcastle United Jersey from aliexpress for $19.... I'll let you know what it looks like in August. Assuming it arrives by then.

 

It has a sponsor, which I may try and hack off.

 

It has ALREADY arrived in the great state of Pennsylvania. Should be with me in the next couple of days. Time to get excited, gents.

 

The $19 shirt has arrived!!!

 

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Alan Pardew can't have much longer to live

 

The lady in charge of them (Sue Lawrence) is an equal opportunities demon. Wouldn't be surprised if these days she just goes school to school looking for the daftest mongs.

 

People defending GWB ffs, that's what it's come to.

 

When you're bent over and tied up with a ball gag in your mouth that uncle who used to touch you a bit doesn't seem so bad.

 

What's FakeTaxi?

Porn where a guy driving a taxi gets lasses in his taxi to shag him. For some reason he proper hockles on her fanny then licks it up.

 

"First up we've got Simon Jordan on how to run a successful football club and to not look like a spiv. At 5 it's the Gardening Hour with Rose West, followed by the news"

 

:pilko: Will Ferrell is a shithouse now because some humorless twats didn't like 80's Murphy?

 

:lol: He's got one movie. He's got one gag. He's good at it, but nah.

 

Eddie Murphy is a god damn genius.

 

STEVIE WONDER IS A MUSICAL GENIUS

 

The fucking size of Boris Johnson's coffin...

 

You're Alan Barnes. A nice young lass has raised £300k and you've fucked off to the Shetlands. Do you give her a decent reward when you can get away with a tenner? Do you fuck.

 

The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement

 

The Nominees for The 2017 Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement are, in alphabetical order:

 

BlufPurdi, Disco, Interpolic, Kaizero & SEMTEX

 

The following were nominated but did not make it:

 

Greg

Yorkie

Skeletor

BlueStar

Kid Icarus

Tooj

Magpie

Ian W

Midds

Yorkie

HTT

Northerngimp

Toon Hoser

 

Previous winners of the most prestigious award on N-O are as follows:

 

Jill – 2016

Mike - 2015

Wullie  - 2014

Cajun - 2013

Rich - 2012

Dave - 2011

 

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Some people really hate KI :lol:

 

:lol: Don't really get why either, i disagree with him on somethings but i could never hate him :lol:

 

It makes no sense tbh :lol: He must really be pissing off some lurkers, only way I can see that he gets that many votes in those categories :lol:

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I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle.

 

But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". :mackems:

 

Because you f***ing voted for the f***er! :lol: f***ing snakes. :lol:

 

Pretty sure the people mentioning it didn't vote for him, i know i didn't it.

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I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle.

 

But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". :mackems:

 

Because you fucking voted for the fucker! :lol: Fucking snakes. :lol:

But I didn't vote for him :lol:

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I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle.

 

But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". :mackems:

 

Because you fucking voted for the fucker! :lol: Fucking snakes. :lol:

 

Stop fishing. :lol: I definitely did not vote for him in any negative category. KI's a canny dude. Also he has one of the best forum dogs ffs!

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Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year.

 

Can't say about who votes every year, but there's a fair amount of new winners/new people challenging this year (with the exception of the Mike and KI dominated awards).

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