Kaizero Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2017 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Football Poster: Wullie 23 (28.4%) HaydnNUFC 16 (19.8%) Dave 15 (18.5%) Greg 14 (17.3%) Disco 13 (16%) Worst Football Poster: geordiedean 31 (29.2%) U2 & Wallsendmag 23 (21.7%) & 23 (21.7%) Neesy 17 (16%) Odin 12 (11.3%) Best Chat Poster: Mike 24 (30.4%) Thomas 17 (21.5%) BlufPurdi 15 (19%) Interpolic 14 (17.7%) Kid Icarus 9 (11.4%) Worst Chat Poster: Kid Icarus 28 (32.2%) Sadnesstan 19 (21.8%) Toondave 17 (19.5%) Kingkerouac 12 (13.8%) Stifler 11 (12.6%) Best Games Poster: Coco 15 (27.3%) Greg 14 (25.5%) Mole_Toonfan 10 (18.2%) Mike 9 (16.4%) OpenC 7 (12.7%) Kaizero 0 (0.0%) Best Foreigner: Mike 31 (35.6%) Thomas 23 (26.4%) Kaizero 15 (17.2%) B-More Mag 10 (11.5%) Deuce 8 (9.2%) Worst Foreigner: Odin 24 (28.6%) SEMTEX 19 (22.6%) KaKa 14 (16.7%) Froggy 12 (14.3%) Felipao 9 (10.7%) Mike 6 (7.1%) Best Overall Poster: Mike 20 (25.6%) Dave 17 (21.8%) Disco 13 (16.7%) Wullie 12 (15.4%) Interpolic 11 (14.1%) Kaizero 5 (6.4%) Most Boring Poster: HTT 23 (27.4%) U2 19 (22.6%) Kid Icarus 17 (20.2%) Neesy 12 (14.3%) Toondave 7 (8.3%) Kingkerouac 6 (7.1%) Funniest Poster: Mike 20 (27%) Disco 19 (25.7%) Hansshithispantz 15 (20.3%) Thomas 11 (14.9%) Newsted 9 (12.2%) Most Likeable Poster: Jill 20 (23.8%) Newsted 19 (22.6%) Mike 13 (15.5%) HaydnNUFC & Interpolic 11 (13.1%) & 11 (13.1%) BlufPurdi 10 (11.9%) Most Dislikable Poster: Kid Icarus 25 (27.8%) Ronaldo 19 (21.1%) U2 14 (15.6%) geordiedean & The College Dropout 12 (13.3%) & 12 (13.3%) Toondave 8 (8.9%) Most Repetitive Poster: U2 23 (24.5%) Kid Icarus 22 (23.4%) HTT 21 (22.3%) Kingkerouac & The College Dropout 14 (14.9%) & 14 (14.9%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 27 (40.9%) Newsted 9 (13.6%) OpenC 8 (12.1%) Kaizero 7 (10.6%) Disco, Hansshithispantz & Interpolic 5 (7.6%), 5 (7.6%) & 5 (7.6%) Poster You'd Least Like to Meet: Ronaldo 20 (26.7%) http://i.imgur.com/Wspl85h.jpg geordiedean 19 (25.3%) Stifler 14 (18.6%) Sadnesstan & Toondave 11 (14.7%) & 11 (14.7%) Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Poster More Often: Foluwashola 22 (26.8%) Babatunde 21 (25.6%) Ronaldo 18 (22%) Mick 12 (14.6%) GM 9 (11%) Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter: Stifler 22 (27.8%) HTT & U2 18 (22.8%) & 18 (22.8%) Toondave 12 (15.2%) Odin 9 (11.4%) Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest: Stifler 34 (38.6%) Hansshithispantz 23 (26.1%) Kaizero 22 (25%) Super Duper Branko Stupar 5 (5.7%) Mike 4 (4.5%) Post of the Year: Fanny Hockle 24 (32%) Most People Just Hug 11 (14.7%) Newcastle-Ondave & Required 10 (13.3%) & 10 (13.3%) Michael the Black Man 9 (12%) It's Always Rafa in Newcastle 8 (10.7%) [ize=8pt]Downie 3 (4%) And finally, the highest honor of the night. The winner of which has been on a journey since 2004 to achieve this dream. One might say this N-O poster is the N-O equivalent of a certain filmmaker who had also chased a dream since 2004. Without further ado... The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: BlufPurdi 29 (29.9%) Disco 21 (21.6%) Kaizero 20 (20.6%) Interpolic 14 (14.4%) SEMTEX 13 (13.4%) And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners... Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 For posterity, the nominated were: Best Football Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Dave, Disco, Greg, HaydnNUFC & Wullie The following were nominated but did not make it: Ponsaelius Midds Village Idiot Mole_Toonfan HTT Unbelievable Tron Infinitely Content Joeyt 54 Nemtizz Tooj Lovejoy Paully Mr Logic Ian W Kanji Figures 1-0 Football Robster Kid Icarus Worst Football Poster The Nominees for the category "Worst Football Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Geordiedean, Neesy, Odin, U2 & Wallsendmag The following were nominated but did not make it: Figures 1-0 Football Chris Babalooba xliamx HTT Crumpy Stifler Dinho Lad Dokko KaKa The College Dropout Kid Icarus Newsted Ronaldo Heron Astraguy Triggs shintonsghost Madras Joeyt TRon Kid Icarus ElCid Baba Ian W Altamulan Kanji Supertoon Best Chat Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Interpolic, Kid Icarus, Mike & Thomas The following were nominated but did not make it: Disco Hans Newsted OpenC HTT B-More Mag Beren Kaizero Wullie Klaus Dave Incognito Loki Troll Toon Hoser Oldtype Haz Captainhaircut Ian W BlueStar Lovejoy Deuce Fugazi Branko Worst Chat Poster The Nominees for the category "Worst Chat Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, Sadnesstan, Stifler & Toondave The following were nominated but did not make it: Slim KaKa Crumpy Gunt mightymag Briggsy OpenC Ronaldo 54 Infinitely Content mrmojorisin Incognito James Bimpy Mickthemagpie HTT Froggy ManDoon Deuce The College Dropout Interpolic Best Games Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Games Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Coco, Greg, Kaizero, Mike, Mole_Toonfan & OpenC The following were nominated but did not make it: Wullie Kid Icarus Andy Adam^ Optimistic Nut BlueStar Best Foreigner The Nominees for the category "Best Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order: B-More Mag, Deuce, Kaizero, Mike & Thomas The following were nominated but did not make it: Unbelievable Ameritoon Kasper Toon Hoser DJ_NUFC Leffe Oldtype Kanji Froggy Village Idiot Decky Beren QuakesMag Worst Foreigner The Nominees for the category "Worst Foreigner" are, in alphabetical order: Felipao, Froggy, Mike, KaKa, Odin & SEMTEX The following were nominated but did not make it: Thomas Deuce Cubaricho Pip TaylorJ Taxfree Kanji Kaizero Zero U2 Triggs Ameritoon Gallows Best Overall Poster The Nominees for the category "Best Overall Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Dave, Disco, Interpolic, Kaizero, Mike & Wullie The following were nominated but did not make it: Hans BlufPurdi Thomas Branko Greg HaydnNUFC Newsted mrmojorisin Darth Crooks Joeyt HTT Kid Icarus Unbelievable Ian W Deuce Midds Madras Most Boring Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order: HTT, Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, Neesy, Toondave & U2 The following were nominated but did not make it: sadnesstan Ronaldo Figures 1-0 Football The College Dropout Stifler Crumpy Gunt Wallsendmag Geordiedean Newsted Cubaricho Dave Slim Astroblack sbnufc OpenC Infinitely Content mrmojorisin Incognito ElCid Greg Odin Altamullan ManDoon Funniest Poster The Nominees for the category "Funniest Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Disco, Hansshithispantz, Mike, Newsted & Thomas The following were nominated but did not make it: Darth Crooks Dave Foluwashola BlueStar Deuce TaylorJ Kid Icarus Wormy Neesy Lenny Bhoywonder Interpolic ShaysGivenTimFlowers Joeyt B-More Mag Branko Beren Stifler Reefatoon Shak Most Likeable Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Boring Poster" are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, HaydnNUFC, Interpolic, Jill, Mike & Newsted The following were nominated but did not make it: HTT Dave Unbelievable Beren Yorkie ShaysGivenTimFlowers B-More Mag Darth Crooks mrmojorisin Ian W Hans Leffe Disco Deuce Thomas Tooj Si Lush Vlad POOT Joeyt Dave Cubaricho Greg Rich Kaizero TimoB Fugazi Chrisjraby Branko Heron OpenC Paully Mowen STM Most Dislikable Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Dislikable Poster" are, in alphabetical order: Geordiedean, Kid Icarus, Ronaldo, The College Dropout, Toondave & U2 The following were nominated but did not make it: Wallsendmag sadnesstan Figures 1-0 Football Triggs HTT Crumpy Gunt SEMTEX Hans Northerngimp BottledDog Loki679 Dokko Incognito Kingkerouac ElCid Bimpy Mickthemagpie Greg KaKa Pip Neesy Most Repetitive Poster The Nominees for the category "Most Repetitive Poster" are, in alphabetical order: HTT, Kid Icarus, Kingkerouac, The College Dropout & U2 The following were nominated but did not make it: Geordiedean Crumpy Gunt Wallsendmag OpenC Toondave Hans BlufPurdi Parky Ronaldo BottledDog Disco Triggs Slim Froggy Dokko Incognito ElCid Northerngimp KaKa Shintonsghost Joeyt Neesy Poster You'd Most Like to Meet Special cirumstances: As the was a 4-Way tie, I decided it was more fair with seven nominees than three. The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Most Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Disco, Hansshithispantz, Interpolic, Kaizero, Mike, Newsted, OpenC The following were nominated but did not make it: HTT Ronaldo Leffe Kid Icarus Thomas BlufPurdi St1pe HaydenNUFC Mole_Toonfan POOT Parky Toondave Joeyt B-More Mag Darth Crooks ShaysGivenTimFlowers Tooj Mole_Toonfan toon25 Paully Ian W Dave Babatunde TaylorJ Jimburst Ameritoon Geordiedean Heron Figures 1-0 Football Decky Deuce Poster You'd Least Like to Meet The Nominees for the category "Poster You'd Least Like to Meet" are, in alphabetical order: Geordiedean, Ronaldo, Sadnesstan, Stifler & Toondave The following were nominated but did not make it: Wallsendmag HTT Neesy The College Dropout Dokko Kid Icarus Parky Thomas Dave Slim KaKa mrmojorisin OpenC Incognito Kingkerouac Joeyt Kanji Pip xliamx Triggs U2 Crumpy Gunt Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often The Nominees for the category "Poster You Wish Would Come Back/Post More Often" are, in alphabetical order: Babatunde, Foluwashola, GM, Mick & Ronaldo The following were nominated but did not make it: Mowen BO Rich Keefaz Ponsaelius ChezGiven Parky Wacko Liam Liam Liam O Chez Given Tooj LesPaul Kasper Belfast Mags Happy Face LBW SSR Lovejoy TaylorJ Rob W Brummie Gallows Wullie GG 80 Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter The Nominees for the category "Truthiest Poster/Biggest Bullshitter" are, in alphabetical order: HTT, Odin, Stifler, Toondave & U2 The following were nominated but did not make it: Figures 1-0 Football Hans Newsted Wallsendmag Kingkerouac Incognito Ronaldo Kid Icarus Kanji Dave Fenham Mag sadnesstan The College Dropout Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest The Nominees for the category "Poster Most Likely to be Outed as a Sex Pest" are, in alphabetical order: Hansshithispantz, Kaizero, Mike, Stifler & Super Duper Branko Stupar The following were nominated but did not make it: Kid Icarus Dave Troll Northerngimp Ian W Wallsendmag Disco Unbelievable Fenham Mag Oldtype Slim KaKa Toondave Sadnesstan James HTT Geordiedean Wormy Astroblack Neesy Post of the Year Special cirumstances: As the was a 4-Way tie, I decided it was more fair with seven nominees than three. The nominees for "Best Post of the Year" are as follows, in random order: FANNY HOCKLE People actually sign up to pornhub? People make comments and everything, it's weird. Not that I've visited the site. It's canny strange like. http://i.imgur.com/PvDUpO8.png IT'S ALWAYS RAFA IN NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE-ONDAVE there is 100% a secret dave forum for dave and dave alt accounts to talk about all things dave. and that's where you'd find all those posts if n-o wasn't in the pocket of Big Dave. Also the earth is flat. It's true. http://i.imgur.com/LCPFiCy.png DOWNIE He will be there- Downie. Fuck thought it was just a hernia, didn't realise it was that serious. MICHAEL THE BLACK MAN Nah, that black dude in the back is at every rally, I'm sure of it. Every time pissy gets to rallying, I always react to the black dude like "Really??" and it's the same motherfucker every time. ... https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/23/the-strange-story-of-that-blacks-for-trump-guy-standing-behind-potus-at-his-phoenix-rally/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.7fcf9e2405c1 At a number of political rallies over the year, a character calling himself “Michael the Black Man” has appeared in the crowd directly behind Donald Trump, impossible to miss and prompting widespread fascination. He holds signs that scream “BLACKS FOR TRUMP” and wears a T-shirt proclaiming with equal conviction that “TRUMP & Republicans Are Not Racist.” Michael the Black Man MOST PEOPLE JUST HUG Me and my Dad managed to collapse my bed in celebration of the second Most people just hug. REQUIRED The following were nominated but did not make it: That last tweet just made me think of Swiss Toni "Buying a football club is much like making love to a beautiful woman Paul...You woo them with the fine things, French wines, Belgian chocolates, an NDA so tight you couldn't fit a Rizla through it. Then you hope the other party is interested and provided there isn't the occasional leak, sew up the deal with minimal fuss before loudly announcing it to all your friends..." Ordered a Newcastle United Jersey from aliexpress for $19.... I'll let you know what it looks like in August. Assuming it arrives by then. It has a sponsor, which I may try and hack off. It has ALREADY arrived in the great state of Pennsylvania. Should be with me in the next couple of days. Time to get excited, gents. The $19 shirt has arrived!!! http://i.imgur.com/EWYtkIy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lSj0lSt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/B4c2cqF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gvRlPlY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/yqcjn45.png Alan Pardew can't have much longer to live The lady in charge of them (Sue Lawrence) is an equal opportunities demon. Wouldn't be surprised if these days she just goes school to school looking for the daftest mongs. People defending GWB ffs, that's what it's come to. When you're bent over and tied up with a ball gag in your mouth that uncle who used to touch you a bit doesn't seem so bad. What's FakeTaxi? Porn where a guy driving a taxi gets lasses in his taxi to shag him. For some reason he proper hockles on her fanny then licks it up. "First up we've got Simon Jordan on how to run a successful football club and to not look like a spiv. At 5 it's the Gardening Hour with Rose West, followed by the news" Will Ferrell is a shithouse now because some humorless twats didn't like 80's Murphy? He's got one movie. He's got one gag. He's good at it, but nah. Eddie Murphy is a god damn genius. STEVIE WONDER IS A MUSICAL GENIUS The fucking size of Boris Johnson's coffin... You're Alan Barnes. A nice young lass has raised £300k and you've fucked off to the Shetlands. Do you give her a decent reward when you can get away with a tenner? Do you fuck. The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement The Nominees for The 2017 Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement are, in alphabetical order: BlufPurdi, Disco, Interpolic, Kaizero & SEMTEX The following were nominated but did not make it: Greg Yorkie Skeletor BlueStar Kid Icarus Tooj Magpie Ian W Midds Yorkie HTT Northerngimp Toon Hoser Previous winners of the most prestigious award on N-O are as follows: Jill – 2016 Mike - 2015 Wullie - 2014 Cajun - 2013 Rich - 2012 Dave - 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
joeyt Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Semtex second worst foreigner Link to post Share on other sites
HaydnNUFC Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Congratulations to the winners and thanks to everyone who nominated and voted for me, wasn't expecting to even be nominated. Top work Kaizero. Link to post Share on other sites
triggs Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Some people really hate KI Link to post Share on other sites
thomas Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Voting Trump in 2020 over this tbh Link to post Share on other sites
Flip Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Semtex second worst foreigner Well deserved. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 KI-Online. Well done la'. Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I just don't get the KI thing. Also I'm not likeable, I'm a right dick. Link to post Share on other sites
Greg Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Don't get the KI hate. Link to post Share on other sites
neesy111 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Poor KI. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Some people really hate KI Don't really get why either, i disagree with him on somethings but i could never hate him Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Some people really hate KI Don't really get why either, i disagree with him on somethings but i could never hate him It makes no sense tbh He must really be pissing off some lurkers, only way I can see that he gets that many votes in those categories Link to post Share on other sites
thomas Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Really at this point it may as well be a meme. edit: At least I hope KI isn't really despised by some legion of lurkers who wait for awards time to strike Link to post Share on other sites
B-more Mag Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Best Foreigner: Mike 31 (35.6%) Thomas 23 (26.4%) Kaizero 15 (17.2%) B-More Mag 10 (11.5%) Deuce 8 (9.2%) Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 people think they're funny buggers. KI can be safe in the knowledge there's a lot of idiots on here atm. Link to post Share on other sites
neesy111 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 KI can be safe in the knowledge there's a lot of idiots on here atm. Link to post Share on other sites
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Don't you roll your eyes at me young man. Link to post Share on other sites
neesy111 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Don't you roll your eyes at me young man. Link to post Share on other sites
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle. But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". Because you f***ing voted for the f***er! f***ing snakes. Pretty sure the people mentioning it didn't vote for him, i know i didn't it. Link to post Share on other sites
triggs Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle. But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". Because you fucking voted for the fucker! Fucking snakes. But I didn't vote for him Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I didn't vote for a nominee or take part in this year's...or last years. Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. It's a harmless jerk-circle. But then you have the gaul to come in an be all "eeeh, don't get the KI hate!". Because you fucking voted for the fucker! Fucking snakes. Stop fishing. I definitely did not vote for him in any negative category. KI's a canny dude. Also he has one of the best forum dogs ffs! Link to post Share on other sites
B-more Mag Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I naturally assumed it's down to KI dressing like a turtlenecked Paris nonce. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaizero Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Basically it's the same names year on year and the same people voting year on year. Can't say about who votes every year, but there's a fair amount of new winners/new people challenging this year (with the exception of the Mike and KI dominated awards). Link to post Share on other sites
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