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Manchester United vs Newcastle United - 06/10/2018 @ 17:30 (BT)


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Picking Manquillo is f***ing mental, a shaved chimp would be better than that pile of mess.

 

The zoo simply didn't want to sell. And in any case the chimp wanted £4k per week so we couldn't risk upsetting Joselu.

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Anything less than a win and we're still in the bottom three. Grim.

 

Still going for an utter spanking though.  Best case for us, 3-0.  Worst case, 7 or 8-0.

 

And the referee is local lad and Man Utd Fan (declared as Altringham!) Antony Taylor.  Going to be properly grim as he tries to perform in front of his home fans...

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And the BT Sport Studio consists of Camel gob, Goldfish boy and Nicky Butt. Grr.  Who are the commentary team going to be Fergy and Roy f***ing Keane?!

 

Stand by for some impartial analysis then...

 

Nicky Butt?

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And the BT Sport Studio consists of Camel gob, Goldfish boy and Nicky Butt. Grr.  Who are the commentary team going to be Fergy and Roy f***ing Keane?!

 

Stand by for some impartial analysis then...

 

Nicky Butt?

 

Unless I've just mistaken Paul Scholes for Butt.  Or some other diminutuve Ginger.

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