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Panic in Brussels as Belgium is 'abolished'

 

BELGIANS were thrown into a panic when a TV news report told them their country had been "abolished".

 

Government ministries were flooded with calls after the report that the Dutch speaking region of Flanders had declared independence and Belgium no longer existed as a nation .

 

The French-language RTBF interrupted programming to show footage of cheering crowds waving the Flemish flag and traffic jams at the new international border.

 

Even foreign diplomats were taken in by the spoof - which the station said was designed to show tensions between the French and Dutch-speaking communities - and sent requests for advice back home.

 

Belgium's broadcasting minister eventually ordered the station to flash up the words "this is fiction" over the broadcast.

 

A spokesman for Belgian prime minister Guy Verhofstadt said: "It was in very bad taste. It scared many people."

 

RTBF television's head of news Yves Thiran said: "Our intention was to show viewers the real possibility of Belgium no longer being a country in a few months."

 

Sproutrage!

 

Missed this little beauty the other day. Great story - they should try doing similar up in Scotland, give the nationalists a bit of a shake up!  :winking:

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uploaded pic of miss belgium through imageshack and it aint came out as i planned .............why damn you? why ?

 

Because you somehow managed to make a complete mess of cutting and pasting the link!! :lol:

 

In other news: Nice.

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no,no,done it again and still the same....................had to hunt high and low mind,put "miss belgium"in google and 2004 came up first and she's a bit of a munter,even the first pics of 2006 werent too great.

 

 

i'm gonna try again.

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no,no,done it again and still the same....................had to hunt high and low mind,put "miss belgium"in google and 2004 came up first and she's a bit of a munter,even the first pics of 2006 werent too great.

 

 

i'm gonna try again.

 

Are you blind Madras!?!

 

What's with you today?

 

Look up^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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get yourself a lounge kidda

 

What a chez-lounge?

 

:lol:

aye.............for your cat to lie on when you feed it the mice you've caught.

 

I fucking hate cats!!

 

But I do like mice, so if you make so I can catch a cat, chop it up into little pieces and feed it to my mouse, you've got a deal.

 

I'd prefer a rat, but a mouse would do for the time being.

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get yourself a lounge kidda

 

What a chez-lounge?

 

:lol:

aye.............for your cat to lie on when you feed it the mice you've caught.

 

I f***ing hate cats!!

 

But I do like mice, so if you make so I can catch a cat, chop it up into little pieces and feed it to my mouse, you've got a deal.

 

I'd prefer a rat, but a mouse would do for the time being.

doh!! its bluf who wants to nanny the cat aint it?
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get yourself a lounge kidda

 

What a chez-lounge?

 

:lol:

aye.............for your cat to lie on when you feed it the mice you've caught.

 

I f***ing hate cats!!

 

But I do like mice, so if you make so I can catch a cat, chop it up into little pieces and feed it to my mouse, you've got a deal.

 

I'd prefer a rat, but a mouse would do for the time being.

doh!! its bluf who wants to nanny the cat aint it?

 

Does that mean the deal's off????

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dunno like...that would mean turning your matey mouse into a canibal ?

 

Whoa!! Who said anything about mouse-cannibalism???

 

The deal is you give me a chez-lounge and a dead cat and I chop it up and feed it to my mouse or possibly rat.

 

Don't try and change your side of the bargain at this late stage!!

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get yourself a lounge kidda

 

What a chez-lounge?

 

:lol:

aye.............for your cat to lie on when you feed it the mice you've caught.

 

I fucking hate cats!!

 

But I do like mice, so if you make so I can catch a cat, chop it up into little pieces and feed it to my mouse, you've got a deal.

 

I'd prefer a rat, but a mouse would do for the time being.

 

Killer squirrels > cats

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get yourself a lounge kidda

 

What a chez-lounge?

 

:lol:

aye.............for your cat to lie on when you feed it the mice you've caught.

 

I fucking hate cats!!

 

But I do like mice, so if you make so I can catch a cat, chop it up into little pieces and feed it to my mouse, you've got a deal.

 

I'd prefer a rat, but a mouse would do for the time being.

 

Killer squirrels > cats

 

Killer squirrels are rodents, so yes, I agree with your logic.

 

A killer squirrel could easily have a cat, if they can eat a dog they could kick the shit out of a cat any day!!

 

Cat's are pussies anyway.

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