Kaizero Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Hello and welcome to the results of the 2018 Newcastle-Online Forum Awards. Without further ado, here are the winners: Best Football Poster: Wullie 24 (35.3%) HTT 15 (22.1%) ManDoon 12 (17.6%) HaydnNUFC 9 (13.2%) Disco 8 (11.8%) Best Chat Poster: Mike 23 (33.3%) Thomas 13 (18.8%) BlufPurdi 12 (17.4%) Super Duper Branko Stupar 9 (13%) Hans 8 (11.6%) QuakesMag 4 (5.8%) Best Foreigner: Mike 26 (31.7%) Thomas 19 (23.2.4%) SEMTEX 17 (20.7%) Deuce & Kaizero 10 (12.2%) & 10 (12.2%) Best Overall Poster: Mike 26 (37.1%) Darth Crooks 15 (21.4%) Hans & Kid Icarus 8 (11.4%) & 8 (11.4%) Disco 7 (10%) Kaizero 6 (8.6%) Funniest Poster: Mike 25 (35.7%) Hans 16 (22.9%) Disco 15 (21.4%) Thomas 9 (12.9%) SEMTEX 5 (7.1%) Most Likeable Poster: Mike 23 (32.9%) Jill 15 (21.4%) HaydnNUFC 12 (17.1%) Newsted & Thomas 10 (14.3%) & 10 (14.3%) Most Knowledgeable Poster: Wullie 15 (23.8%) Troll 14 (22.2%) Greg 13 (20.6%) HTT 11 (17.5%) BlufPurdi 8 (12.7%) Thomas 2 (3.2%) Poster With Best Taste: Cubaricho 18 (31%) Jill 13 (22.4%) Beren 12 (20.7%) Kid Icarus 9 (15.5%) Interpolic 6 (10.3%) Poster You'd Most Like to Meet: Mike 35 (47.9%) Thomas 14 (19.2%) Hans 12 (16.4%) Kaizero 8 (11%) Deuce 4 (5.5%) Most Apathetic Poster Posting Nonsense Because They Have No Purpose In Life: Crumpy Gunt 33 (44%) Kid Icarus 13 (17.3%) Geordiedean 12 (16%) Sadnesstan 9 (12%) AsprillaShinPad & Covmag 4 (5.3%) & 4 (5.3%) Post of the Year: It's RDR2, not Virtual Nonce 21 (33.3%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=91852.msg6852740#msg6852740 Put My Name Down for 12 Lessons! & What's On the Menu, Jill? 15 (23.8%) & 15 (23.8%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99822.msg6635738#msg6635738 & https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=96608.msg6746405#msg6746405 Trump Reaction 9 (14.3%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=98354.msg6730669#msg6730669 What the Guns See 9 (14.3%) https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=93588.msg6780247#msg6780247 And finally, the highest honor of the night: The Jon Lockwood Award for Outstanding Long-Term Achievement: Disco 26 (32.9%) Interpolic 22 (27.8%) Kaizero 17 (21.5%) Beren 14 (17.7%) And that brings this year to a close. Congratulations to all the winners... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 N-O: The Mike Awards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Somewhat disheartening coming last in a category like Then I saw that thomas got 2 votes for "most knowledgeable" so felt a little better about myself. I respect your unrelenting hustle for doing this Tom. Although I think maybe we've outgrown it a little. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Cheers to those who voted for me for being likeable and knowing football. I don't think I am or do but thankful others think so. Also thanks to Kaizero for putting this together again. Also, fuck off with KI finishing above those other doylems for the apathetic poster award. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Nearly a Mike clean sweep, nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3rd best overall and 2nd worst overall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 N-O: The Mike Awards Best Mike Mike: Mike Best Mike: Mike Best Overall Mike: Mike Mikeiest Mike: Mike Most Mikeable Mike: Mike Mike You'd Most Mike to Mike: Mike Congrats, Mike! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Also, remember me for Most Mikeable Mike 2019. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Also, also, congrats, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 What is all this Mike shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 To the four of you dying to meet me, I’m dying to meet you, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Somewhat disheartening coming last in a category like Then I saw that thomas got 2 votes for "most knowledgeable" so felt a little better about myself. I respect your unrelenting hustle for doing this Tom. Although I think maybe we've outgrown it a little. At least you beat Deuce in best foreigner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3rd best overall and 2nd worst overall. Most Marmite Mike: KI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Me, 3 days ago: I wish mike could feel the suffering I go through every year with these awards *one finger of monkey's paw curls up* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ManDoon Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 practically the mike awards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Seriously contemplating just having a "Best Mike" category for 2019 and not allowing him to be nominated for anything else, the domination is outrageous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 wow, Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Proposal. I ban Mike, and he can win the fucking "Miss You" award next year. And we can live happily ever after. Credit Kai' for, constantly, doing this. Must be a fucking drag getting us lot to do anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Somewhat disheartening coming last in a category like Then I saw that thomas got 2 votes for "most knowledgeable" so felt a little better about myself. I respect your unrelenting hustle for doing this Tom. Although I think maybe we've outgrown it a little. At least you beat Deuce in best foreigner. You best be careful or you’ll end up beating me as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Mike-Online Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 My guess is that, despite a decent number of votes in the finals, it’s the same 10 people who take the time to submit nominations each year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 My guess is that, despite a decent number of votes in the finals, it’s the same 10 people who take the time to submit nominations each year. Actually varies a lot, and interestingly it tends to be less active posters that send in nominations compared to the regulars. This year there were very few nominations though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Me, 3 days ago: I wish mike could feel the suffering I go through every year with these awards *one finger of monkey's paw curls up* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Me, 3 days ago: I wish mike could feel the suffering I go through every year with these awards *one finger of monkey's paw curls up* :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I'm touched, y'all. Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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