et tu brute Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Worse case scenario, we go down - how much do you reckon we'd recoup on this magnificent £40 m investment?! Wouldn’t be surprised if he turned it around if he’s still here assuming we get relegated. He’s looked pretty good against lower league opposition. In the event that Ashley is probably still in charge he will be one of the first gone for the stupid wages he is on. He really is one of the worst signings ever if you consider how s*** he is and how much money he had cost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 More worried about shifting Shelvey if we drop. Stealing a living on something like 80k a week isn’t he? Plus whatever match bonus! Was class last time round in Championship, like basically one of the best players to play in that league in last 10 years, but he’s got really shit, really quick since Rafa left. Could do a job, and saw glimpses under Rafa, but he’s been a time bomb last 18 months. Not going to have many takers in PL, let alone for salary he’ll be after. Late twenties isn’t he, on decent wedge already, will be after that last big deal and you’d have to be a moron to be paying him anything like what he’s on now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 More worried about shifting Shelvey if we drop. Stealing a living on something like 80k a week isn’t he? Plus whatever match bonus! Was class last time round in Championship, like basically one of the best players to play in that league in last 10 years, but he’s got really s***, really quick since Rafa left. Could do a job, and saw glimpses under Rafa, but he’s been a time bomb last 18 months. Not going to have many takers in PL, let alone for salary he’ll be after. Late twenties isn’t he, on decent wedge already, will be after that last big deal and you’d have to be a moron to be paying him anything like what he’s on now. Why? It's either the PIF gravy train or we all take up golf or fucking warhammer painting or something instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 More worried about shifting Shelvey if we drop. Stealing a living on something like 80k a week isn’t he? Plus whatever match bonus! Was class last time round in Championship, like basically one of the best players to play in that league in last 10 years, but he’s got really s***, really quick since Rafa left. Could do a job, and saw glimpses under Rafa, but he’s been a time bomb last 18 months. Not going to have many takers in PL, let alone for salary he’ll be after. Late twenties isn’t he, on decent wedge already, will be after that last big deal and you’d have to be a moron to be paying him anything like what he’s on now. Why? It's either the PIF gravy train or we all take up golf or f***ing warhammer painting or something instead. I mean it’s not keeping me up at night like... More mildly perturbed ranging to infuriated come match day when you have to watch the bald ballsack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 He was a question on The Chase. ‘Joelinton is a Brazilian star of which sport?’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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George Bailey Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 I have had the misfortune of seeing some utter crap forwards play for us but this lad ranks alongside the worst. He is utter shite. Has nothing, nothing about his game that is even remotely positive. Get that Irish trainer on the phone, this cunt needs to be off to the glue factory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 To be honest we could have Mbappe and Bruce would have 'coached' him into utter uselessness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Played alright, was our only real threat today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Played alright, was our only real threat today. Aye. Best of a bad bunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Don’t think he was ever a threat, but he did play OK. He just doesn’t have the instinct or the desire for goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Played alright, was our only real threat today. Aye. Best of a bad bunch. Was never a threat. As terrible as ever, just happened he was most involved, or basically only player involved in their half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Would try him from the left so he’s not having to shoot on his left foot all the time. He’s had a few opportunities in the last couple of games, but they’ve pretty much all been him having to cut in on his left and he’s bad enough at finishing to start with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Played alright, was our only real threat today. Just shows how shit we are that we would still rather start him over Gayle and Carroll simply because he can somewhat control a ball and run a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Played alright, was our only real threat today. Aye. Best of a bad bunch. Was never a threat. As terrible as ever, just happened he was most involved, or basically only player involved in their half. Aye. Looked okay because he was naturally more involved because we we're playing absolutely shit opposition. Even then he barely threatened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Has he ever connected well with a shot in the time he’s been here?! I’ve seen kids in the playground with better technique. Professional £40m scuffer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Literally Harvey Price if he had a bit more of Dwight Yorke’s talent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 By his standards he was ok. But he was still dreadful. Quite a unit, but doesn’t use his frame. Doesn’t stick to him back to goal. Then he looks rushed facing goal and all. Seemed more involved and committed. But the fact he was one of our better players says it all. He was about a 4 or a 5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Has he ever connected well with a shot in the time he’s been here?! I’ve seen kids in the playground with better technique. Professional £40m scuffer! Really annoys me as sometimes he does quite well gets himself into a decent position and then almost side foots the ball back to the keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Has he ever connected well with a shot in the time he’s been here?! I’ve seen kids in the playground with better technique. Professional £40m scuffer! No. Not once. His goals against Oxford and Palace were both scuffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Muscles made of cheese strings. Can't kick a fucking ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 custard feet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Aleister Crowley considered the number 9 the most evil of the numbers . Who does Mike Ashley spend the most money on and is subsequently awarded the number 9 ? Clearly we're through the looking glass here people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Has he ever connected well with a shot in the time he’s been here?! I’ve seen kids in the playground with better technique. Professional £40m scuffer! Cracker v. the mighty Morecambe. And . . . er . . . that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 how is steve nickson still in a job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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